Round 25: Mafia XLR

...............well, there goes 2 of the more useful roles we still had. And now, .......................oh goddammit, Zinkvotan. He's one of my prime suspects but it still makes me feel guilty. Why must you do that to me, Zink?

Zink - 3 - Alpar, Cloak, Zink
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

5/7

Rolerevealan~

So yeah, I am your nighttime protector dood. I'm pretty sure I've chosen incorrectly every night cos I'm amazing at mafia. So please don't kill me.
And also if you have any bright ideas of who I should protect, please do PM me haha.

I protected Nanon, then Link, then I won't tell you the last because I can't protect the same person twice!

In the meantime I'll be Alparvotan, as much as it hurts my heart T____T

Zink - 3 - Alpar, Cloak, Link
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
Alps - 1 - Zink
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

Hmmmm.........that sounds plausible. Ok, Alparvotan. He's another one of my prime suspects. Pus, I won't feel as guilty if Alpar dies. I just hope he's mafia since we may enter a LyLo situation tomorrow if he's not.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
Alps - 2 - Zink, Link
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

EDIT: I swear I changed that before. Oh well. It's fixed now.

inb4threewaycoinflip

also, Link, your post. Your counting's a bit off there.

Switching vote to Alpar to avoid coins.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

Do not. I repeat. If you are not mafia. Do friggin not. Vote for me.

You're losing another townie.

Weeeeell, I'm not gonna vote for me. Do you have any other suspects?

Also, as you rightly said earlier you'd say that mafia or not. Got anything else? A cheeky role reveal?

Well crap. The only person I knew was innocent is dead.
I kind of want to not believe Alpar. But I'll wait for a little bit until I decide this is the case.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Zink120 wrote:Weeeeell, I'm not gonna vote for me. Do you have any other suspects?

Also, as you rightly said earlier you'd say that mafia or not. Got anything else? A cheeky role reveal?

I'm not gonna be risky and role reveal or suggest us voting for anyone else in trade of your innocence put on the line. That would be stupid.

Honestly since I'm still "new" to mafia, I'm not quite sure how to read behaviors of people around here other than from a third party view.

Secondly, the main reason why I'm voting you is because you're pinning the fact I look suspicious when you were doing the same just a while ago. Then you logged onto Skype saying you were drunk while saying that to just about everyone in the Skypechat instead of properly coming onto the forums and trying to make yourself look innocent.

I'm not saying you're mafia per se, you're just making yourself look really suspicious which is the only lead I have on my own right now.

But if I had to say anything else, I'd just simply say Vat is giving mafia vibes. He's been awfully quiet this round, even for a vanilla "townie"...

I never said I thought you were suspicious, Alps! (I think lol)

Yeah, I forgot what I logged on to Skype to do. :-/ I had come on to ask why you hadn't put up a post saying "don't kill me" a few hours after you had votes on you. Which you have now done. Just thought it was weird at the time cos I knew you were online.

My turn to feel bad T___T But you could yet be mafia! Time shall tell...

Zink120 wrote:I never said I thought you were suspicious, Alps! (I think lol)

Yeah, I forgot what I logged on to Skype to do. :-/ I had come on to ask why you hadn't put up a post saying "don't kill me" a few hours after you had votes on you. Which you have now done. Just thought it was weird at the time cos I knew you were online.

My turn to feel bad T___T But you could yet be mafia! Time shall tell...

...you know what? I know it may seem stupid of me to say this now, and I won't switch votes. But I will say, since I just admitted me being new at mafia... it's probably best just not to listen to me right now. Especially seeing how my guess on Stalin even though it was a longshot guess was also wrong...

This is screwing with me like nothing else...

I DON'T NORMALLY GET MAFIA PARANOIA BUT AAAARGH

Two hours left? Hnnnnngh it's already 3am here but...

Edit: I just thought - if the votes aren't changing, that means the mafia is happy with the situation, right? Or they'll do a ninja change at the end.

unlimited paranoia works

Changing vote to Link.
Hunch, I know it's bad to do that late game, but I've got an itch about it.


Zink - 1 - Alpar
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
Link - 1 - Cloak
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Changing votes to Link.

Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
Link - 2 - Cloak, Alpar
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Don't hate me Link.

Alps - 2 - Link, Zyquux
Link - 3 - Cloak, Alpar, Zink
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Well, for the people that are doubting me, I'll reveal.
I'm a Vengeful Townie. I've been avoiding saying too much to avoid getting policy lynched and screwing us.

HOLD ON WAIT FUCK

polls closed

results eventually

Come on updates...

Coop and Megas walked around aimlessly through Jersey City.

"Gee, it sure is boring around here."

"Mah boi this peace is what all true giant robot owners strive for."

"What good is having a robot if there is no one around to enjoy it with?"

Coop tried smashing but even that couldn't bring him joy.

"Man, Where is the Glorft when you need them?"

"I'm not the Glorft, but I'm here for you earther!"

Magnanimous hovered in front of Coop's car

"Magnanimous? I don't suppose you know where my friends are? or the Glorft."

"Cant help ya on the friends, But I can show ya where good old Gorrath is."

Magnanimous pulled out a singularity cube and tossed it at the feet of Megas

The singularity opened but failed to even shake Megas let alone suck it in.

"Did you just try to suck me into a singularity?"

"Uhh... Yea... perhaps I could have sprung for a bigger one."

Megas lifted it arm and swatted Magnanimous. The floating head was sent skyward at mach speed toward empty space.
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The suited green man waited on a street corner.

"Darn it, Where is that thing?"

"A bus pulled up to the corner and opened its doors."

The green man boarded

"Hey pall you gotta pay the fare."

"Do you know who I am? I am acting head of the Glorft empire."

"You mean THE Glorft empire? We never heard of em."

The green man was frustrated,

"Listen here, you get off the bus or I will obliterate you."

"The green man flashed his laser blaster

"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! TAKE IT EASY MAN. WE DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE WE'LL GET OFF!"

The two workers got off the bus, followed by the green man.

The green man fired his laser at the bus causing it to explode

"I will be bidding you good day."

The green man walked away

"So now what? We're jobless again."

"We could try picking up trash. It's sorta like our old job. look there's a piece of trash right there in the middle of the street"

The aliens walked between craters and picked up a cube shaped piece of trash...
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Link is flying through space to infinity and beyond

Spoiler:

Orion is out of a job

Spoiler:

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH


YES

YES

FRIGGIN CALLED IT.

I ACTUALLY FEEL SO COMPETENT IN MAFIA RIGHT NOW.
LET'S KEEP IT UP, WE CAN'T RISK PUTTING OUR GUARD DOWN WITH A FEW TOWNIES LEFT.

Also maaaaajor major thanks to Zink for this. And Cloak too.

Also, in your face Spp. I intentionally went invisible instead of offline to see that update because I knew you were gonna try and torture me. I wouldn't quit that easy.

ALRIGHT, NEW DAY FOLKS. LET'S DO THIS.

That just leaves pretty much Zyquux. Votan.

Zyquux - 1 - Vatonnage

1/5

I am almost certain, barring shenanigans, that Cloak is the last mafia.
Cloak vote because he doesn't dig giant robots.

Zyquux - 1 - Vatonnage
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux

1/5

>Implying I didn't watch the hell out of that show.
Zyq Votan.

Zyquux - 2 - Vatonnage, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux

3/5