Round 25: Mafia XLR

Mentle wrote:

Zyquux wrote:

Vatonnage wrote:Darn, got a vanilla role :<

Vat voting because he's obviously vanilla mafia.

I wouldn't be surprised...specially when he didn't vote Nanon. YOU LOST YOUR WAY MAN.

I don't believe I voted for him in the last two or three rounds.

Nice to know people are voting for me since they have no one else better to vote for...

Anyway, gonna abstain because I guess me and Vat have settled our differences...

I may/may not be crying right now

I could save myself by voting Nanon but that would be too wimpy. Instead, we can all share a laugh about how a banner quote is going to be very relevant very soon. For me, Mentle is always to blame whether he is mafia or not.

Also, I have never been mafia. Just saiyan.

Panda - 3 - Mentlegen, Alpar, Link
Alpar - 1 - Panda
Nanon - 2 - Scept, Axel
Vat - 1 - Zyq
Abstain - 5 - Cloak, Vat, Zink, Orion, Nanon
12/13

I think I got this right so far

Now where is that communist bastard?

Polls closed update soon

The member 'spplmj' has done the following action : THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

'Coin Flip of Doom' :

>Coin Flip
Uhoh.
That can't be good.

MEGAS arrived at the scene of the meteorite crash.

"Well Kiva? Anything out of the ordinary?"

"Besides the fact there is no evidence of foreign rock? No Coop."

"Well great, Now lets get those tacos and head back home."

"Uh guys... what about those 3 oddly shaped craters over there with footprints leading out of them?"

"I'm sure its nothing Jamie. Can we go now? I'm starving."

"Something definitely landed here Coop but the footprints cut off before any trail can start. So yes Coop we can go for now, but I'd keep an eye out for anything suspicious."
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"Jamie you go inside, I gotta go gas up MEGAS."
"Whatever Coop, I don't know why you don't just pick up the Taco Horn and take it home with you."

Inside the Taco Horn Jamie was tapped on the shoulder by a rather tall and muscular figure.

"What did you forget to tell me to order now Coop?"
"Your throat..."
Jamie turned around and looked up
"WAIT YOU AREN'T COOP!"

Jamie threw his wallet in "Coop's" face and retreated cowering in a booth in the corner of the restaurant.

"Coop" slowly started to approach the terrified Jamie when suddenly a giant foot crashed through the ceiling and landed on top of him.

"HEY JAMIE!!! DON'T FORGET!!! I WANT TRIPLE MEAT IN MY HEARTSTOPPER BURRITO!"
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Kiva stood behind the now demolished Taco Horn looking at pictures of the extra 3 craters found near the meteorite crash. She had left the cab of MEGAS as she couldn't stand the smell of the "food" Coop was currently enjoying.

A figure approached Kiva.

"Ah it's you the one who started this whole mess and got us trapped on this horrid planet in this awful time period. When I get rid of you Gorrath will be so pleased."

"Well if it isn't Gorrath's lackey. Was the big guy too busy training competent officers to take care of me himself? Well let's make this quick."

The Glorft Commander charged at Kiva, but was quickly made a fool of as Kiva countered his attacks. Within 90 seconds the Glorft commander was on his knees begging for mercy.

"Alright then I'll make this quick."

Kiva lifted her leg for one final knockout kick.

"NOT THE FACE!"

Kiva hesitated for a split second

A laser popped out of the Commanders arm bracer and shot Kiva, turning her into a pile of ash.

"I.. I DID IT! Gorrath will be so pleased!"
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Nanon was crushed in the name of extra beef

Spoiler:

Mentle was vaporized after a split-second of mercy

Spoiler:

DAY 2 START

Guess that means Scept, Axel, or Panda are a double voter.

Alpar vote because we all want to be Alpar, even Gorrath.

Alpar - 1 - Zyquux

1/11

Well, at least we got the Serial Killer... or is it the Vengeful Townie? I can never remember the difference between the two.
Anyhoozles, Zyqvotan.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 1 - Zyquux

2/11

Could be that Alpar or Link are a non voter.
Or anyone could have been a vote shifter.
Gah. Vote fuckery makes my head hurt.

Voting Panda.
SOMEONE had a reason to save him night one.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 1 - Zyquux
Panda - 1 - Cloak

3/11

Not much to go on, and I am much too tired to make an accurate assumption at the moment.

Abstain for now.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 1 - Zyquux
Panda - 1 - Cloak
Unbaby -1 - Stalin
4/11

Oh lovely, I miss the time when Leo played and was the first target instead.

Scept wrote:Well, at least we got the Serial Killer... or is it the Vengeful Townie?

Neither, he was a serial killer variant with a touch of lyncher/survivor.

Scept wrote:I can never remember the difference between the two.

They aren't even on the same side...Serial Killer is a third-party role who has to kill everyone else, and use night kills to do so, while Vengeful Townie is a town-aligned role that gets a single daykill when he is lynched.

......well, at least we killed the hybrid survivor/serial killer thing. Somehow.....
Anyway, I think I'll vote.......Alpar.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 1 - Cloak
Unbaby -1 - Stalin
5/11

Mentle wrote:Oh lovely, I miss the time when Leo played and was the first target instead.

Scept wrote:Well, at least we got the Serial Killer... or is it the Vengeful Townie?

Neither, he was a serial killer variant with a touch of lyncher/survivor.

Scept wrote:I can never remember the difference between the two.

They aren't even on the same side...Serial Killer is a third-party role who has to kill everyone else, and use night kills to do so, while Vengeful Townie is a town-aligned role that gets a single daykill when he is lynched.

Duly noted.

Don't have any suspects yet but I think I'll vote for Panda today.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 2 - Cloak, Axel
Unbaby -1 - Stalin
5/11

My gut says Panda, but, my gut always says Panda. I shall go with my Gut's more casual suggestion of Axel.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 2 - Cloak, Axel
Axel - 1 - Stalin
5/11

Everytime I get the most dangerous role, I always die on the first day.

I blame the fact me and Vat don't vote for each other anymore.

Uuuuh, PandavotanIguess?

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 3 - Cloak, Axel, Zink
Axel - 1 - Stalin
6/11

Pandavotan for interest.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 4 - Cloak, Axel, Zink, Alpar
Axel - 1 - Stalin
7/11

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 4 - Cloak, Axel, Zink, Alpar
Axel - 1 - Stalin
8/11

Waitin on Panda, Orion, and Vat.

Night actions, send em if you got em.

I don't have a reason to suspect anyone at the moment. Even if I did, if it wasn't Panda, I don't think it'd matter at this point.

So I guess I'll abstain...


Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 4 - Cloak, Axel, Zink, Alpar
Axel - 1 - Stalin
Abstain - 1 - Orion
9/11

I'll abstain too.

Zyq - 1 - Scept
Alpar - 2 - Zyq, Link
Panda - 4 - Cloak, Axel, Zink, Alpar
Axel - 1 - Stalin
Orders of Philly-cheese Abstains - 2 - Orion, Vatonnage
10/11

I abstain because it's pointless at this point

Polls closed

Chenanigans to come