Round 33 - Metal Gear Mafia 3: Snake Eater

I SAID INB4 DAMMIT.

Leo E. wrote:You missed the part where that PM got a mafia killed.

But really, I could have made it up and Zyq wouldn't be able to tell you since he died. I did say I'd leave if necessary, but since two townies and a role that mostly works in favor of the town got modkicked, I think it's a good thing I'm here.

Um......Cloakvotan because I have nothing.

Cloak - 1 - Link
Total - 1/7

Hey guys what-

...baha...

BAHA.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

This is simultaneously hilarious yet so discouraging.

Ehmmm... I'm gonna vote later. Also, sorry I missed the part where mentle killed a mafia member. His beyond earthly hatred for Nale made me totally forget that.

Until I change my vote, put me down for Cloak.

Forgot Stalin is out, will go for Aruparu.
The Shame - 1 - Mentlegen
Cloak - 2 - Link, The Shame
Total - 3/7

Shit, I forgot this existed.
Uh... voting alpar for self saving.

The Shame - 2 - Mentlegen, Cloak
Cloak - 2 - Link, The Shame
Total - 4/7

Well even though there's about twenty minutes left, I'll close the voting polls now.

Heads is The Shame
Tails is The Slow

The member 'Hunter Axel' has done the following action : A game of chance

'Coin Flip of Doom' :

And the RNG has spoken....
Also, Zink has been modkilled for missing two days in a row.


Ocelot: That’s it?! Only three of three of them cared to vote today? The colonel won’t be pleased by these results...

Cloak: Wait, Major! Here’s my vote right here!

Cloak suddenly appeared out of the blue, nearly out of breath as he managed to get his vote in just in time.

Ocelot: You’re awfully late to the party, soldier. Fine, who is it that you think is our traitor?

Cloak: It must be Alpar! It has to be!

Ocelot: Is that so?

Ocelot drew his revolver and aimed at Cloak.

Ocelot: I’ve had my suspicions about you. And just before you came in, the majority of votes were on you. Sorry, but it doesn’t look like you’ll be getting off the hook with your vote.

Suddenly Cloak grabbed Ocelot’s arm and flipped him onto the ground before taking off the mask over his head.

Snake: You’ve gotten better, but you still don’t have what it takes to kill me.

Ocelot: Is that right?

Ocelot then let out a meow sound that seemed to echo through the base. Within seconds, the both of them were surrounded by Ocelot’s personal unit. Slowly Ocelot began to stand up and brush himself off.

Ocelot: Don’t both running or fighting. You’re out of your element here. Take him to the cells. The colonel is sure to want to speak with him after our investigation is over.

-------------------------------------------------------

Radio call:

EVA: Snake? What the hell happened?

Snake: Grr, they found me out. I guess it was stupid to try and stop Ocelot on my own when he has that unit. By the way, thanks for having my back... *sarcasm*

EVA: Snake, I wish I could help you but there’s no way I can get you out right now.

Snake: EVA, you’ll have to continue the mission in my place.

EVA: Snake?

Snake: Until I can get out, you’re the only one left who can go on in my place.

Zero: He’s right. I don’t like the sound of it, but EVA’s the only one left capable to complete this mission.

EVA: *sighs* I guess I don’t have a choice. Snake, I’ll do my best. Just give me some time and I should be able to help you out…

-----------------------------------------------------

Link: Oh Tatyana, what are you doing he-ERGH!

Zink: You bi-ARGH!

EVA wasted no time in snapping Link’s and Zink's necks while they were out on patrol in one of the more isolated parts of the forest.

EVA: That’s strange, why wasn’t he here? In any case, that’s all I can do for tonight…

-------------------------------------------------------

Cloak (The Slow), Naked Snake, has mailed his fission.

Spoiler:

Link (The Hero) and Zink (The Innocent), were just soldiers trying to do their job.

Spoiler:

Basically both Link and Zink were mooks but not masons. They just had the same vanilla role but didn't know when I sent the PMs out.

>Similar names
>Same role
TOTALLY random.

I need to stop being mafia so often.
Seriously.

Cloak wrote:>Similar names
>Same role
TOTALLY random.

I need to stop being mafia so often.
Seriously.

I swear to you, it's all RNG.

Also, this is the final day. Lynch or lose.

Well, it's probably better that I died than someone else at this point......unless they don't vote today. Also, dat RNG.

>Lose 3 people on a day with no night kill because of shenanigans
>Zink manages to get kicked
Welp, it's LyLo now.

So...who's left other than me and Alpar? It's hard to see with no one voting. Scept and Draco?

Just dropping by to say sorry for being so absent. It's going ham up in here IRL (didn't know I had a Japanese exam).
Good luck, and sorry for being useless this round.

Mentle wrote:>Lose 3 people on a day with no night kill because of shenanigans
>Zink manages to get kicked
Welp, it's LyLo now.

So...who's left other than me and Alpar? It's hard to see with no one voting. Scept and Draco?

Probably. But seriously, without all that many people talking it's kind of hard to be able to be a bit more cooperative about this...

but I believe I can help lead townies to victory.

I would've role revealed to save myself yesterday but again, polls were about to be closed and not many people would have noticed, so thank goodness I was saved by luck this time around.

I'm the bus driver for the townies. I switched Draco twice. Once with Leo and another time with Link. (sorry to bus drive your inb4, Leo. And sorry to you too Link.)

Also given the fact if I had rolerevealed earlier, I wouldn't be here to defend Draco, probably, if the mafia chose to kill me. I had to lay low.
I know this kind of seems like really cheesy, feigned evidence, but I'm trying to be contributory since we don't really HAVE another lead right now. Lest you're our investigator and can back me up or something.

With that said...

Scept - 1 - Alpar

1/howmanypeopleareevenleft

Okay yeah, I just went back and counted. It's me, Mentle, Draco, and Scept.

Scept is definitely the last mafia.
I'm the bus driver, Draco's the whatever the hell he is (definitely not mafia since they aimed for him TWICE apparently), Menturu has shown us his proof of innocence, and so scept is the remainder.

Recounting.

Scept - 1 - Alpar

1/4

You mean you switched Draco with Leo on night 2 and with Link on night 3?

Edit: Draco has moments of cloaklogic when he is a townie, and it already happened in this round. Alpar's second vote on Cloak yesterday kind of points to his innocence too, so unless Draco has some way to block powers on him or if a roleblocker blocked Alpar twice in a row, I'm willing to believe Draco is innocent. Either way I've been kind of slow this round, wouldn't be surprised if I missed something important.

I'm a vanilla, by the way.

Sceptvotan
Scept - 2 - The Shame, Mentlegen
2/4

Ehhhhhh.

I'll buy it.

The Mafia? - 3 - The Shame, The Logic, The Rage
3/4

if it's not too much I would like to request a speedup.

Doesn't look like Scept is gonna be talking either way, nor does it look like our votes or proofs are gonna change either.

Alpar wrote:Doesn't look like Scept is gonna be talking either way, nor does it look like our votes or proofs are gonna change either.

It doesn't really matter, 3 out of 4 votes is an instalynch. This game is over.

Alright guess I better close and finish this.

Welp, still haven't heard from Scept so he's out either way.

Stand by for results of the mission.

Yeah, as soon as I saw Alpar's post, I knew I was screwed. So I didn't bother posting.

Alright! GAMEOVER!

Volgin and GRU + Ocelot Win!

Scept, EVA was caught

Spoiler:

Alpar, Ocelot wasn't as shameful as we thought

Spoiler:

Mentle, just another soldier, was lucky to live.

Spoiler:

Draco, The Fear, was just hiding.

Spoiler:

Shenanigans

Day 1
Zyq vengeful kills Nale
Alpar bus drives Leo and Zink
Stalin blocks Leo (Zink)
Draco hides
Leo watches Vat
Scept poisons Zink (Leo)
Nale kills Link (fails, because dead)

Day 2 (invisible day)
Axel reveals names of mafia
Vat, Stalin, and Nyu die because they can't handle the truth

Day 3 (real day 2)
spplmj uses nexus power
Leo tracks Ment
Alpar bus rives Leo and Draco
Cloak kills Draco (Leo, fails because died by poison)

Day 4
Alpar bus drives Draco and Link.
Scept kills Draco (Link)
Axel modkills Zink

Day 5
Draco hides


And that's it for hosting for me for a while. Now to return you to your scheduled Stalin madness.