Round 42: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Mafia

1888, England.

A silence held over the prestigious Joestar mansion. Dio Brando, a childhood "friend" of Jonathan Joestar, heir of the Joestar estate, stood accused of attempted murder of the head of the household, George Joestar.

"You look like you're wondering who I am!" an odd, blonde, and strangely cute young man yelled out to Dio and Jonathan. "I'm the interrupting Speedwagon! I followed Mr. Joestar here from London! I have proof that this man, Dio Brando, has attempted to commit murder against George Joestar!"

"Let's not be too rash", replied Dio. "Why would I attempt such a thing? I could think of many reasons anyone here could attempt such a thing instead of me, who was practically raised by this man. In fact, even you're more suspicious than me here!"

Before Speedwagon could take his anger out on Dio, George cut in. "I have a solution to this problem: every day, we all vote on a person who we believe did it, and we'll have the police take them into custody."
"Dad, that's the stupidest thing I've ever hear-", said Jojo, but Dio cut him off and said "Let's go for it, it sounds like a great idea."
"How awful! Must we resort to such petty tactics?!" exclaimed Speedwagon.


- Italy, 1938 -
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"What is it?"
"I felt as though someone, somewhere, was writing a really contrived plot device for a game setting using our grandparents!"
"Don't be stupid, Joseph. Who would possibly want to do that?"

Signups open until Saturday March 23rd, 8 PM EST.
Players:
1. Leo Brando - Straits
2. Alparwagon - Wang Chung
3. Cloak - Background cop
4. Draco
5. Yoshi
6. Nale - REO Speedwagon
7. Zyquux
8. Mentio - Erina Pendleton
9. Scept - Wang Chung
10. Axel - Styx
11. Zepellissive
12. French Connection - Background cop
13. OrionX
14. Vatonnage - Will A. Zeppeli
15. Stalin
16. Zink

You thought you would be the first to join.
BUT IT WAS ME, LEO!

Leo E. wrote:You thought you would be the first to join.
BUT IT WAS ME, LEO!

>tfw I love Jojo so far and Leo was the first to join

VAMPIRE LEO.

Anyway you can already count me in.

I'm ready to take on ZA WARUDO!
In!

inb4lynchedday1

Muda da.

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA

(translation: in)

I'll join..but mark my words i will not die first round or so help me I will go on a murder spree so epic that these forums will not be able to contain it....like old spice body wash.



IT'S SO POWERFUL IT CAN'T EVEN STAY IN IT'S OWN TV COMMERCIAL!!

it's hard coming up with clever, alternate ways of saying "in" each time I join

I have no idea about the theme, but in anyway.

it's a mentlegen's jojob to join this

Roflcopter419 wrote:Zyquuxdoesntwatchanimus.jpg

It's funneh because it's true.

After my last... shortcoming in the last game, I must redeem myself. IN.

Gotta keep axel-erating. You bet I'm in.

Hunter Axel wrote:Gotta keep axel-erating. You bet I'm in.

You are already dead.


In ten hours.

This is going to be a golden experience.

Cloak wrote:You are already dead.


In ten hours.

Oh good, that means I get to survive a whole week.

Oh boy, it takes place in England this time? I welcome you all into my unbloodstained arms!
Let's jam

edit: Why do we have to wait until Saturdaaaay Q____Q

Because that's when Jojo subs come out.

But seriously I dunno the reason.

Hunter Axel wrote:Because that's when Jojo subs come out.

But seriously I dunno the reason.

That's exactly the reason.

And not because I forgot to plan ahead of time at all.

Vatonnage wrote:
This is going to be a golden experience.

What a beautiful Jojoke.

Zepellissive is ready to go.

Count me in! I have an axe to pick with Nale!

Massive wrote:Zepellissive is ready to go.

By the end of this game you're gonna be half the man you were.

Alpar wrote:By the end of this game you're gonna be half the man you were.

Don't crush his hope too soon.

You guys aren't gonna stand a GHOST of a chance!

...Wait, wrong show.

Alpar wrote:By the end of this game you're gonna be half the man you were.

RIP in pieces