Round 42: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Mafia

Then I'd hazard Draco's innocent, since no mafia would forget killing someone.

...UNLESS THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS US TO THINK.

Oh my god fuck you people.
My computor freezes and I die.

I sure as hell hope I win this coinflip because I'm a god damn doublevoter.
And leo is fucking mafia, just. watch.

Don't worry comrade, he's next if you're innocent.

Result: Leo

Spoiler:

-Joestar Mansion, nighttime-
A young woman walked alone, contemplating the situation.
"Jojo's in such an awful situation... I wish there was more I could do to he-"
"Good evening, miss." The same suspicious man from the last 3 updates showed up.
"D-dio! What are you doing here?"
"Heh heh... It must be awful for you. From being prepared to live out your life with Jojo happily, this horrible situation is thrust upon you... nevertheless, I can't allow you to interfere."
"!!"
A knife was thrust into her gut. However, before he could finalize the killing, he heard a sound from the distance and ran off. Two people approached, found the wounded girl, and took her inside for treatment, as she hangs onto life by a thread.

Spoiler:

StalinCommander wrote:And leo is fucking mafia, just. watch.

Roflcopter419 wrote:Dear Leo:

You are Straits

I have been shown who is the boss.

Well then.

Alpar - 1 - Zink
1/11

Still on Alpar and Cloak, but I'm honestly not sure which to pick. So, I'll let the forum decide.

Alpar - 1 - Zink
Cloak - 1 - Draco
2/11

Alpar vote.

Alpar - 2 - Zink, Yoshi
Cloak - 1 - Draco
3/11

Cloak voting.

Alpar - 2 - Zink, Yoshi
Cloak - 2 - Draco, Alpar
4/11

Roflcopter419 wrote:A knife was thrust into her gut.

My first penetration wasn't by Jojo, it was by him, Dio!

There was also a deep throat joke there, but I don't want to confuse Alpar.

I hope ripple magic kung fu is able to bring me back, Leo's death was a mistake but served a secondary purpose.

Mentle wrote:

Roflcopter419 wrote:A knife was thrust into her gut.

My first penetration wasn't by Jojo, it was by him, Dio!

There was also a deep throat joke there, but I don't want to confuse Alpar.

YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO ME

THE COOL AND MIGHT DIOPAR.

Well Shit I've honestly got nothing at the moment.

Zink -1 - Stalin

Stalinmate, what about the other four votes before you...

I'm removing my vote for the meantime. We need to think this through properly. At the rate we're going we're done for.

Alpar - 1 - Yoshi
Cloak - 2 - Draco, Alpar
Zink - 1 - Stalin
4/11

Alpar - 1 - Yoshi
Cloak - 2 - Draco, Alpar
3/11

Due to recent considerations.
Retracting for now

Vanilla. Vanilla everywhere.

I've got nothing but completely baseless suspicions of Zink and Draco.

I'm vanilla, but all townies that are not bombs are contractually obligated to save their own asses, so Alpar vote.

LolDSvotan, plz updoot.

Alpar - 2 - Yoshi, Cloak
Cloak - 2 - Draco, Alpar
4/11

Okay this is seriously getting out of hand. At this point I still feel somewhat suspicious of Cloak but that's how I felt about Leo so I'll lean off my instincts for the time being.

We should still have an investigator. I think for now it's best to vote no-lynch and let him do his research and bring us the results. We're losing townies by the minute, and we still haven't lynched a single mafia on our fourth day.

I really wanted to avoid big talking because I seemed to be attracting a fair amount of attention earlier but this is ridiculous just because Leo's first vote threw us off.

I'll be willing to vote no-lynch if two others are willing to do so. Unless the majority of you would rather we yet force another frickin tie.
Nale go home I'm not asking for your opinion on ties, this isn't going to help.

OK, I'll bite. I'm not a great tactician so please take the helm, investigator-san.

Alpar - 2 - Yoshi, Cloak
Cloak - 2 - Draco, Alpar
No-lunch for Jojo - 1 - Zink
5/11

Alpar - 2 - Yoshi, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Draco
No-lunch for Jojo - 2 - Zink, Alpar
5/11

This town needs to work together at this point.

As much as I want to get rid of Alpar, he has a point. If we're wrong in our suspicions, then best case scenario (with bus driver/doctor/etc.) is that we're down a townie. We can't really afford that right now.

Until the investigator steps forth and gives us something to work with, I'm on the no-lynch steamroller tonight as well.

Alpar - 2 - Yoshi, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Draco
No-lunch for Jojo - 3 - Zink, Alpar, Orion
6/11

Switch me to no-lynch.




inb4alparismafia

Alpar - 1 - Yoshi
Cloak - 1 - Draco
No-lunch for Jojo - 4 - Zink, Alpar, Orion, Cloak
6/11

I have a bad feeling about this.

I... really don't know. Yoshi?
Alpar - 1 - Yoshi
Yoshi - 1 - Scept
Cloak - 1 - Draco
No-lunch for Jojo - 4 - Zink, Alpar, Orion, Cloak
7/11

Really guys? You want a second no-lynch?

Anyway, due to yesterday's delay updates are now at 12 PM EST.

Fuck it i'm change my vote to zink cuse i have a feeling he isn't what he claims to be.

Zink - 1 - Yoshi
Yoshi - 1 - Scept
Cloak - 1 - Draco
No-lunch for Jojo - 4 - Zink, Alpar, Orion, Cloak
7/11