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Caelun_Niveus wrote:Before anyone gets the wrong impression, it was actually I playing the part of Alpar, not Alpar himself.

But we are all Alpar...

Mentle wrote:

Caelun_Niveus wrote:Before anyone gets the wrong impression, it was actually I playing the part of Alpar, not Alpar himself.

But we are all Alpar...

WE'RE AAAAAALL ALPAR!

Mentle wrote:

Caelun_Niveus wrote:Before anyone gets the wrong impression, it was actually I playing the part of Alpar, not Alpar himself.

But we are all Alpar...

Halolz Mafia Forums confirmed for most shameful forums.

[5:47:07 PM] Dracojounin7: anyway
[5:47:09 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak's turn
[5:47:37 PM] Cloak: Well, shit, I don't think I can break Frankenstones grapples
[5:47:47 PM] Dracojounin7: hue
[5:47:58 PM] Cloak: Unless I get a 20 or he gets a one
[5:48:08 PM] Daifuku: holy fack
[5:48:09 PM] Dracojounin7: care to try your luck?
[5:48:14 PM] Daifuku: the HP on this thing
[5:48:18 PM] Dracojounin7: inorite
[5:48:20 PM] Cloak: DR 10 means my dagger is useless.
[5:48:29 PM] Cloak: So, yet again, I'm totally fucked.
[5:48:42 PM] Dracojounin7: It gets better
[5:48:47 PM] Dracojounin7: It's an earth elemental
[5:48:49 PM] Dracojounin7: in a stone room
[5:48:52 PM] Scept: Ohgod.
[5:49:09 PM] Scept: That can NOT be good.
[5:49:11 PM] Daifuku: Can gamage Stoneshape an Earth Elemental?
[5:49:15 PM] Cloak: Fuckit, trying to break grapple
[5:49:18 PM] Dracojounin7: ...forgot about taht
[5:49:22 PM] Dracojounin7: I'll try it next round
[5:49:22 PM] Cloak: //1d20-3
[5:49:22 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
1 +0
Sum: 1
[5:49:24 PM] Cloak: FUCK
[5:49:26 PM] Dracojounin7: lel
[5:49:26 PM] Cloak: REALLY
[5:49:29 PM] Scept: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
[5:49:31 PM] Dracojounin7: I don't even have to roll
[5:49:31 PM] Daifuku: HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[5:49:37 PM] Dracojounin7: save that shit

Draco in charge of letting me do anything.

[7:58:09 PM] Dracojounin7: pick one [lever] before I have to leave
[7:58:17 PM] Scept: I'll do it.
[7:58:17 PM] Dracojounin7: they're the two center ones
[7:58:19 PM] Daifuku: hmm
[7:58:21 PM] Daifuku: go on
[7:58:21 PM] Gamage: both of them
[7:58:22 PM] Dracojounin7: mid right and mid left
[7:58:24 PM] Cloak: Middle Right I say
[7:58:25 PM] Dracojounin7: one at a time.
[7:58:27 PM] Scept: Center right.
[7:58:31 PM] Dracojounin7: alright
[7:58:31 PM] Gamage: pull both at the same time
[7:58:36 PM] Gamage: aww
[7:58:45 PM] Dracojounin7: an arrow hits scept in the knee for 1 damage
[7:58:45 PM] Cloak: You got a stick out of one you randomly pulled earlier, gamage
[7:58:48 PM] Gamage: wait, let me wildshape first
[7:58:50 PM] Cloak: PFFT
[7:58:50 PM] Daifuku: ....
[7:58:54 PM] Scept: "I THOUGHT THAT JOKE DIED."
[7:58:56 PM] Dracojounin7: he pulls the other one and opens the door on the far side
[7:58:57 PM] Daifuku: DRACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're a real d*ck, Draco.

[7:23:32 PM] Dracojounin7: Androsphinx roars
[7:23:35 PM] Dracojounin7: Will saves
[7:23:42 PM] Dracojounin7: Will saves for everyone but Dai
[7:23:51 PM] Cloak: //1d20+7
[7:24:24 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
10 +7
Sum: 17
[7:24:29 PM] Dracojounin7: Scept?
[7:24:36 PM] Scept: //1d20+4
[7:25:05 PM] Dracojounin7: sceptilianblade rolled 1d20; result:
14 +4
Sum: 18
[7:25:16 PM] Dracojounin7: welp
[7:25:17 PM] Dracojounin7: //2d6
[7:25:17 PM] Dracojounin7: dracojounin7 rolled 2d 6; result:
4, 4 +0
Sum: 8
[7:25:37 PM] Cloak: Fuck
[7:25:41 PM] Dracojounin7: Silver, Scept, and Cloak are in a blind panic

Draco in charge of letting me be useful.

[10:12:16 PM] Cloak: Oh my~
[10:13:22 PM] Daifuku: I clank so hard I stiff?
[10:13:43 PM] Daifuku: http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dracophilia_(3.5e_Flaw)
huehuehue
[10:13:47 PM] Daifuku: last sentence
[10:14:56 PM] Cloak: >Belt of Gender Change
>Dracophilia
You are now Granberia
[10:15:08 PM] Daifuku: ......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
[10:15:11 PM] Daifuku: wait
[10:15:25 PM] Daifuku: Granberia isn't platinum and there are no Alpars to rape
[10:15:36 PM] Daifuku: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[10:20:42 AM] Alps: My turn
[10:20:45 AM | Edited by Mentlegen, 10:22:49 AM] Alps: Granberia is my waifu.
[10:20:54 AM] Link Lab: ....
[10:20:56 AM] Massive: But Alpar
[10:21:02 AM] Massive: I though I was the only one
[10:21:03 AM] *** Zyquux has changed the conversation topic to "[10:20:45 AM] Alps: Mentle is my waifu." ***
[10:21:06 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Mentle is my waifu.
[10:21:16 AM] Zyquux: It's now official
[10:21:17 AM] Alps: Aww no edit...
[10:21:19 AM] Mentlegen: [10:20 AM] Alps:

<<< Mentle is my waifu.
[10:21:26 AM] Massive: [10:20 AM] Alps:

<<< Mentle is my waifu.
[10:21:27 AM] Alps: I was jokin bro.
[10:21:32 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: IT'S OFFICIAL NOW
[10:21:38 AM] Alps: And here it begins.
[10:21:42 AM] Massive: ALPAR X MENT IS CANON
[10:21:55 AM] Mentlegen: >Not AlparxLeo
[10:22:04 AM] Zyquux: Guess that means Mentle has delicious elbows, amirite?
[10:22:09 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Alpar X Everyone
[10:22:19 AM] Mentlegen: >Not Rory x Everyone
[10:22:22 AM] Vatonnage: MENTLE YOU CHEATING SCU-I mean I'm happy for you
[10:22:26 AM] Alps: Alps sits back and sips orange juice

Partly Skype so i'm putting it here

On a group I own on steam:

Elbows
posted by Whisp @ 08:23PM on August 20, 2012
You know who you are if you see this.

Meanwhile on Skype:

[8:23:45 PM] Alps: Hate you.
[8:24:08 PM] Not_anon: Love you too~

Hoo, boy this is a long one.

[12:15:44 AM] Simply DA: Mahou Shamefur Alpar Magica
[12:15:45 AM] Leonidas Eliades: ...Ment, why would you even
[12:15:52 AM] silver_chaotix: ....as if things couldn't get more desirable around here...
[12:15:56 AM] Mentlegen: [12:15 AM] Alps:

<<< Alpar Shirou has changed the conversation topic to "I hate you.">Deleting mafia topics
[12:15:58 AM] Alps: [12:15 AM] Gamage:

<<< [1:15:23 AM] Alpar, Mage of Picking Youmuu: [1:15 AM] I don't.
well it's that or this...yeah I'll take that. Better than princess.
[12:16:02 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Mobile Shame Alpar
[12:16:06 AM] Mentlegen: It's like you really like shame
[12:16:08 AM] Alps: [12:16 AM] Mentlegen:

<<< >Deleting mafia topics>implying you can't just -
[12:16:13 AM] Alps: [12:16 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< Mobile Shame Alparlel
[12:16:32 AM] *** Mentlegen has changed the conversation topic to "[02:14:37] Leonidas Eliades: And for the record, Granberia is a highly desirable woman. https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t18p75-round-25-mafia-xlr#1835 Chenanigans Update" ***
[12:16:41 AM] Simply DA: Shamecaptor Sakuralps
[12:16:44 AM] Mentlegen: [12:16 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< Mobile Shame AlparPfffft
[12:16:45 AM] silver_chaotix: [12:15 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< Mobile Shame AlparShame Gundam
[12:16:47 AM] Alps: Oh boy are we doing this again.
[12:16:56 AM] Alps: Alparsicaa of the Valley of Shame.
[12:17:06 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: heh
[12:17:07 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [12:16 AM] Axel X:

<<< Shame Gundamhttp://mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/gf13-066no.jpg
[12:17:08 AM] Leonidas Eliades: The Melancholy of Alpar's Ancestors
[12:17:11 AM] Simply DA: Shamed Away
[12:17:14 AM] Alps: [12:17 AM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< The Melancholy of Alpar's AncestorsHAH.
[12:17:19 AM] Vatonnage: Super Shame Fortress Alpcross
[12:17:22 AM] Alps: [12:17 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< http://mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/gf13-066no.jpg...Died.
[12:17:30 AM] Mentlegen: [12:15 AM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< ...Ment, why would you evenIT'S A DESIRABLE WORK, BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT.
[12:17:42 AM] Alps: You mean undesirable?
[12:17:42 AM] Cloak: Alparvania: Rondo of Shame
[12:17:43 AM] Alps: Anyway
[12:17:45 AM] Vatonnage: When the Alpars Cry (of shame)
[12:17:46 AM] Mentlegen: No
[12:17:49 AM] Alps: My little Alpar can't be this Shameful
[12:17:50 AM] Mentlegen: it's always desirable
[12:17:51 AM] Simply DA: Shameryaku! Alpar shounen!
[12:17:57 AM] silver_chaotix: Devil May Shame
[12:18:02 AM] Cloak: Shameryuken
[12:18:19 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Alparcadia of my Shame
[12:18:20 AM] Alps: Shame metal alparist.
[12:18:33 AM] Simply DA: [12:18 AM] Alps:

<<< alparist.read this as "a rapist"
[12:18:38 AM] silver_chaotix: Marvel vs Shame
[12:18:38 AM] Alps: Alps slaps DA
[12:18:39 AM] Vatonnage: Sayonara, Mr. Shame
[12:18:46 AM] Simply DA: [12:18 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Sayonara, Mr. ShameYES
[12:18:53 AM] Simply DA: "The internet has left me in shaame!!"
[12:18:56 AM] Alps: loollololololo
[12:18:59 AM] Scept: Cowpar Shamebop.
[12:19:07 AM] Gamage: guis animu question
[12:19:12 AM] Alps: Shoot.
[12:19:12 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Shamecross Alplus
[12:19:17 AM] Alps: Also, Sailor Shame.
[12:19:19 AM] Gamage: tekyo hitman reborn, worth watching/reading?
[12:19:19 AM] Vatonnage: Maji de Watashi ni Shame Shinasai
[12:19:23 AM] Mentlegen: "Mobile Suit Gundam II: Soldiers of Sorrow" won't need much work
[12:19:28 AM] Alps: [12:19 AM] Gamage:

<<< tekyo hitman reborn, worth watching/reading?Too many episodes, wouldn't recommend it.
[12:19:32 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Heh
[12:19:33 AM] Simply DA: The Shame Only Alpar Knows
[12:19:36 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: HAH
[12:19:38 AM] Vatonnage: LOLOLOLOL
[12:19:42 AM] Alps: [12:19 AM] Simply DA:

<<< The Shame Only Alpar KnowsLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[12:19:49 AM] Scept: Dohohohohoho!
[12:19:49 AM] Simply DA: I win
[12:19:54 AM] Cloak: The world is shamed with you.
[12:19:54 AM | Edited 12:20:07 AM] Gamage: [12:19 AM] Alps:

<<< Too many episodes, wouldn't recommend it.I went from episode 1 of one piece to beign caught up in the manga in a week, there's no such thing to me
[12:19:59 AM] Alps: Tales of the Abyss...mal shame.
[12:20:08 AM] Mentlegen: Shame Seiya
[12:20:09 AM] Alps: [12:20 AM] Gamage:

<<< I went from episode 1 of one piece to beign caught up int he manga in a week, there's no such thing to meehhh, if you wanna.
[12:20:11 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Heh
[12:20:15 AM] Simply DA: pfft
[12:20:24 AM] Cloak: Tales of Shamephonia
[12:20:24 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [12:20 AM] Gamage:

<<< I went from episode 1 of one piece to beign caught up in the manga in a week, there's no such thing to mehttp://myanimelist.net/anime/820/Legend_of_the_Galactic_Heroes
[12:20:29 AM] Alps: Shameurai Champar.
[12:20:37 AM] Gamage: oh wait
[12:20:45 AM] Gamage: I still havent finished cowboy bebop
[12:20:48 AM] Simply DA: [12:20 AM] Alps:

<<< Shameurai Champar.*Samuralps Shameploo
[12:20:49 AM] Gamage: or ggg...
[12:20:52 AM] Vatonnage: A Certain Shameful Index of Prohibited Alpars
[12:20:53 AM] Alps: Better.
[12:20:53 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: You didn't even start GGG
[12:20:56 AM] Gamage: or anything rofl has told em to watch
[12:20:59 AM] Mentlegen: inb4>2012>notfinishing...
[12:21:10 AM] Alps: Shame of the North Par.
[12:21:12 AM] Gamage: I'm a good way into episode 5 thank you very much
[12:21:12 AM] Simply DA: Shameful Alparkaan
[12:21:28 AM] Simply DA: Cromalpar Shame School
[12:21:29 AM] Cloak: Shamepar the IIIrd
[12:21:42 AM] Alps: Okay wait so going back on DA's idea
[12:21:43 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Pff
[12:21:46 AM] Alps: the Shame only Alpar Knows
[12:21:52 AM] Alps: how would that work out as opposed to the actual anime.
[12:22:06 AM] Simply DA: beats me, haven't gotten the chance to see it.
[12:22:09 AM] Alps: >2012
[12:22:14 AM] Alps: >still hasn't seen WOGK
[12:22:14 AM] Vatonnage: Alpar emails himself
[12:22:25 AM] Scept: I haven't either...
[12:22:26 AM] Cloak: My Little Alpar: Shame is to the Famiree
[12:22:37 AM] Simply DA: Welcome to the NHShame
[12:22:43 AM] Alps: Alpar Hatcher and the Giant Shame.
[12:22:56 AM] Mentlegen: Cloak's birthday
[12:23:00 AM] Simply DA: Shames;Family
[12:23:00 AM] Alps: Slow Ment.
[12:23:06 AM] Mentlegen: I will say happy birthday in 2 weeks
[12:23:06 AM] Alps: [12:23 AM] Simply DA:

<<< Shames;Familyheh
[12:23:10 AM] Vatonnage: Super Shame Alpars. Famiree
[12:23:26 AM] Alps: loololol
[12:23:27 AM] Cloak: >Not Super Shameo Bros
[12:23:27 AM | Edited 12:23:30 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: King of Shame AlParGar
[12:23:41 AM] silver_chaotix: [12:22 AM] Vatonnage:

<<< Super Shame Alpars. FamireeIf there were a game about Halolz, that would be a good title
[12:23:42 AM] Simply DA: Alpy: The Monster of Shameful Nature
[12:23:53 AM] Alps: ...Alpar Shame quest.
[12:23:57 AM] silver_chaotix: Alpar Hunter Tri
[12:23:59 AM] Alps: There's thousands of different kinds.
[12:24:12 AM] Vatonnage: Shame19 ~The Alpar of Infinity~
[12:24:20 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Alporco Shameful
[12:24:30 AM] Simply DA: Shameful Rider
[12:24:30 AM] Cloak: Alpar Shame Tycoon 3
[12:24:41 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Super Shameful
[12:24:42 AM] Simply DA: Shame Patrol Dekaralpar
[12:24:44 AM] Alps: [12:24 AM] Simply DA:

<<< Shameful RiderKamen Rider? More like Shamen Rider.
[12:24:49 AM] Alps: 5/10 I tried.
[12:24:54 AM] Vatonnage: Melty Shame Alpars Again
[12:25:00 AM] Cloak: Shaman Rider: Might actually be cool.
[12:25:06 AM] Alps: Shameful Gear.
[12:25:10 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Kamen Rider Wizard airs this year
[12:25:12 AM] Alps: Alpar Core Plus.
[12:25:15 AM] Cloak: Shame of Legends
[12:25:22 AM] silver_chaotix: Metal Shame Solid 3 - Alpar Eater
[12:25:24 AM] Cloak: Shame of Thrones
[12:25:24 AM] Mentlegen: Shaming Ultimate
[12:25:25 AM] Simply DA: Ultimate Shame Vs. Alpar 3
[12:25:27 AM] spplmj: https://boards.4chan.org/v/res/152055724#p152061780
[12:25:36 AM] Cloak: The Shame
[12:25:40 AM] Cloak: You all lost, BTW
[12:25:45 AM] Alps: [12:25 AM] spplmj:

<<< https://boards.4chan.org/v/res/152055724#p152061780THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
[12:25:46 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Fate/Shame Night
[12:26:00 AM] Mentlegen: Alpargelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Honor Famiree
[12:26:04 AM] Alps: LOL
[12:26:04 AM] Simply DA: Shame of Alpars 2000: Shame+
[12:26:07 AM] Cloak: Carnival Phantashame
[12:26:16 AM] silver_chaotix: Pokemon Alpar and Shame
[12:26:24 AM] Vatonnage: Alpar on the G-Shame
[12:26:36 AM] Simply DA: Alparmon OH SNAP
[12:26:43 AM] Mentlegen: Fate/Zero (Dignity)
[12:26:49 AM] Vatonnage: HAH
[12:26:51 AM] Alps: PFF.
[12:26:55 AM] Simply DA: PFFFT
[12:26:56 AM] silver_chaotix: Well played
[12:26:56 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Hue
[12:27:11 AM] Simply DA: F-Zero (on his Math test)
[12:27:17 AM] Scept: HA!
[12:27:21 AM] Alps: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT.
[12:27:36 AM] Alps: Golden Shame: The Lost Alpar.
[12:27:40 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Shameful Beats
[12:27:41 AM] Mentlegen: S-On!
[12:27:41 AM] Simply DA: Left 4 Shame
[12:27:41 AM] Scept: Pitfallpar: The Shameful Expedition
[12:27:46 AM] Zyquux: [12:25 AM] Cloak:

<<< You all lost, BTWCURSES
[12:27:47 AM] Alps: [12:27 AM] Mentlegen:

<<< S-On!okay wow
[12:27:49 AM] Cloak: Alparian Oddysey
[12:27:49 AM] Alps: I know we're joking but
[12:27:56 AM] Alps: even comparing my shame to k-on just hurts.
[12:27:58 AM] Alps: I'm sorry.
[12:27:59 AM] Cloak: Golden Shame
[12:28:03 AM] Alps: [12:28 AM] Cloak:

<<< Golden Shamesaid it
[12:28:14 AM] silver_chaotix: Alpar beat me to it
[12:28:17 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: The Legend of Slowcloak
[12:28:25 AM] Alps: Ocarina of Shame.
[12:28:34 AM] Simply DA: Call of Alpar: Shameful Wellfare 2
[12:28:36 AM] silver_chaotix: Shame Princess
[12:28:38 AM] Alps: You played: Alparia's Song!
[12:28:38 AM] Zyquux: Alpar Shametress 2: The world's best Alpar-themed shame simulator
[12:28:49 AM] Scept: [12:28 AM] Simply DA:

<<< Call of Alpar: Shameful Wellfare 2...
[12:28:53 AM] Vatonnage: Tales of Alparia: Dawn of a New Shame
[12:29:00 AM] Simply DA: Shamealpar: A family's shop tale
[12:29:20 AM] Cloak: Alpars Moving Shame
[12:29:23 AM] Simply DA: HAH
[12:29:25 AM] Cloak: IT LIVES
[12:29:34 AM] Alps: LOOOOOOOOL
[12:29:36 AM] Mentlegen: Major Shame5
[12:29:50 AM] Alps: Castle in the Shame.
[12:30:08 AM] Cloak: Mighty Alpar Shaming Rangers
[12:30:09 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Shameful Trooper Alpars: Roots of (n) Ambition
[12:30:12 AM] silver_chaotix: Dead or Alpar Xtreme Beach Volleyball
[12:30:12 AM] Zyquux: League of Shame
[12:30:14 AM] Simply DA: Shame Channel 5: Alpart 2
[12:30:28 AM] Mentlegen: ...talking about renames
[12:30:41 AM] Mentlegen: My Neighbor Torotoro would be the scariest movie ever.
[12:30:57 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I keep thinking of that when you say his name
[12:31:21 AM] Simply DA: Shameful Slug 3
[12:31:47 AM] Cloak: Alpar and Shame Future
[12:31:53 AM] Alps: Metalpar Gear Solid: Twin Shames
[12:32:06 AM] Alps: YOU GOT ALL THE HONORABLE GENES
[12:32:11 AM] Alps: BUT I GOT ALL THE SHAMEFUL GENES
[12:32:13 AM] Alps: AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
[12:32:22 AM] silver_chaotix: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
[12:32:24 AM] Simply DA: Al Park Vs. The Shame
[12:32:35 AM] Alps: You must defeat my seven honorable ex boyfriends.
[12:32:36 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Shame Saga
[12:32:44 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: *waifus
[12:32:52 AM] Simply DA: Alpar Super Shame ULTRA
[12:32:58 AM] Cloak: Shameic the Hedgepar
[12:33:04 AM] Simply DA: Alpar Shame Squad
[12:33:07 AM] Alps: [12:32 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet:

<<< *waifusFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[12:33:12 AM] Alps: IMPLYING I HAVE A WAIFU.
[12:33:16 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: You set yourself up for that one
[12:33:17 AM] Cloak: Elite Shame Alpars
[12:33:19 AM] Alps: IT'S NOT A WAIFU IF IT'S NOT CONSENSUAL ON MY HALF.
[12:33:21 AM] Simply DA: Roxy Richter is Granberia?
[12:33:22 AM] Alps: [12:33 AM] Cloak:

<<< Elite Shame Alparswinning
[12:33:22 AM] Scept: You(mu) do.
[12:33:42 AM] Axel X: Guilty Shame
[12:33:45 AM] Simply DA: Shameful Heaven Fever
[12:34:08 AM] Alps: [12:33 AM] Axel X:

<<< Guilty ShameAlready said it.
[12:34:10 AM] Simply DA: Shameful Recalpar
[12:34:12 AM] Alps: Shameful Gear.
[12:34:15 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Eternal Shamefulness
[12:34:15 AM] Alps: Alpar Core Plus.
[12:34:19 AM] Axel X: Sorry, had to step out earlier
[12:34:26 AM] Alps: Alone in the Shame.
[12:34:37 AM] Simply DA: Al Park's Pro Shamer 2
[12:34:38 AM] Scept: Super Shame Boy.
[12:34:43 AM] Vatonnage: Alpar in the Shell: Shamealone Complex
[12:34:50 AM] Axel X: Shamepar Advance
[12:35:07 AM] Vatonnage: Shameful Banchou
[12:35:31 AM] Simply DA: Shame Shame Revolution
[12:35:48 AM] Axel X: Shame of Alpar Forums
[12:35:50 AM] Simply DA: Alparware: Shameful Moves
[12:36:17 AM] Simply DA: [12:35 AM] Axel X:

<<< Shame of Alpar ForumsTOO SOON
[12:36:19 AM] Alps: Record of Alpargarest Shame.
[12:36:24 AM] Simply DA: joke aborted
[12:36:30 AM] Simply DA: Reason: Axel
[12:36:32 AM] Alps: What was Axel referencing?
[12:36:39 AM] Scept: DARN IT AXEL.
[12:36:40 AM] Axel X: Church of Falcon Forums
[12:36:42 AM] Simply DA: Church of Falcon Forums
[12:36:47 AM] Alps: Oh, derp.
[12:36:54 AM] Alps: It kind of avoided me.
[12:36:57 AM] Vatonnage: Rosen Shame Stilette: ~Alparstachel~
[12:36:59 AM] Scept: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Zyq is late to the party.
[12:37:07 AM] Simply DA: [12:36 AM] Alps:

<<< It kind of avoided me.shameful display
[12:37:13 AM] Alps: Not really.
[12:37:16 AM] Alps: It didn't flow all that well.
[12:37:18 AM] Simply DA: YOU QUIET
[12:37:22 AM] Simply DA: Simply DA smacks Alpar
[12:37:22 AM] Alps: Nah I'm good.
[12:37:26 AM] Alps: Alps punts DA
[12:37:32 AM] Simply DA: Simply DA kicks Alpar
[12:37:37 AM] *** Simply DA removed Alps from this conversation. ***
[12:37:37 AM | Removed by Simply DA, 12:38:10 AM] Alps: This message has been removed.
[12:37:38 AM] Axel X: Shametality
[12:37:50 AM] *** Simply DA added Alps ***
[12:37:51 AM] Zyquux: [12:36 AM] Scept:

<<< Aaaaaaaaaaaaand Zyq is late to the party.[12:37 AM] Zyquux:

<<< Zyquux whooshes off into the night
[12:38:22 AM] Zyquux: Wait that doesn't make sense without the previous message. Oh well
[12:38:40 AM] Zyquux: [12:37 AM] Zyquux:

<<< Slowquux strikes again!
Zyquux whooshes off into the night
[12:38:42 AM] Zyquux: There
[12:39:11 AM] Alps: Ergh...
[12:39:17 AM] Alps: must... not... break in...
[12:39:21 AM] Alps: must not midnight snack out of hunger...
[12:39:33 AM] Simply DA: [12:39 AM] Alps:

<<< must... not... breakinto... SOOOOONG!~
[12:39:47 AM] Alps: ANYTHING YOU CAN SHAME
[12:39:48 AM] Alps: I CAN SHAME BETTER.
[12:40:00 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: We're shameful on the moon
[12:40:10 AM] Alps: HAH, no you can't
[12:40:11 AM] Scept: [12:39 AM] Alps:

<<< ANYTHING YOU CAN SHAME
I CAN SHAME BETTER.Yeah, you're probably right.
[12:40:20 AM] Mentlegen: "Shame Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" could be an actual movie taking the Halolz comments shenanigans
[12:40:22 AM] Alps: yes I can, no you can't, yes I can, no you can't, yes I can yes I caaaaan.
[12:40:35 AM] Zyquux: Oh Nanon. He so silly
[12:40:39 AM] Alps: Anything you can shame I can shame better. Sooner or later, I shame harder than you.
[12:40:45 AM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [12:40 AM] Mentlegen:

<<< "Shame Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" could be an actual movie taking the Halolz comments shenaniganspffffffft
[12:40:52 AM] Alps: No you don't, yes I do, no you don't, yes I do, no you don't yes I do yes I dooooo.
[12:40:53 AM] Simply DA: Old Alps Shamewash is so shame-filling it can put you in shameful situations for sixteen hours!
[12:42:24 AM] Alps: >reading /v/ thread on Paper Mario
[12:42:26 AM] Alps: "flurrie is just a WTF partners. her tits are ridiculously huge. at least make it a hot ghost and not a fat bitch"
[12:42:26 AM] Not_anon: I came on just to personally say, I hate you all...
[12:42:30 AM] Alps: ">>152063049
She's a sassy black storm spirit that don't need no man."
[12:42:31 AM] Alps: HAH.
[12:42:46 AM] Axel X: One last one:
Everyone Shames Alpar
[12:43:00 AM] Alps: ehhh
[12:43:02 AM] Alps: reverse ordered there.
[12:43:21 AM] Axel X: Meh. We're done anyway. For now.
[12:43:29 AM] Vatonnage: Shamegoku Alpar
[12:43:29 AM] Cloak: Did we cover Shame-Wow?
[12:43:47 AM] Axel X: I laughed more than I should've for that

[8:00:42 PM] Cloak: >Weapon called Lancer Staff
Not touching that with a ten foot pole.
[8:00:58 PM] Cloak: I don't feel like self impalement today.
[8:02:07 PM] Leonidas Eliades: CLOAK GA SHINDA
[8:03:03 PM] Vatonnage: YOU BASTARDS

Conference call
[11:41:44 PM] Zyquux: [11:41 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Also. I vote we remove Senor Taco77 from the skypechat.
Wait, why?
[11:42:04 PM] *** Witness has changed the conversation topic to "Mega Man Mafia: https://halolzmafia.iftopic.com/t19-round-26-mega-man-mafia-network THE RETURN OF NALE (inb4thirdpartyvictory)" ***
[11:42:14 PM] TheStalinator: A: I have never seen him on
B: He won't accept my contact request, and the gray ? angers me.
C: If we get one more person, then I can't do this
[11:42:15 PM] *** Conference call, no answer. ***
[11:42:25 PM] Cheif: [11:42 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Conference call
[11:42:26 PM] TheStalinator: And i'm not prepared to give that up.
[11:42:30 PM] Zyquux: [11:41 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Conference call
[11:42:32 PM] Prosecutor: Bad Stalin
[11:42:33 PM] Prosecutor: bad
[11:42:36 PM] Jury: Aww
[11:42:38 PM] Jury: I got my headset.
[11:42:39 PM] TheStalinator: Conference Call.
[11:42:44 PM] Witness: He wanted to share his voice amongst the people.
[11:42:47 PM] Axel X: [11:41 PM] TheStalinator:

<<< Conference call

[8:37:44 PM] TheStalinator: BETTER RED THAN NOT RED.
[8:37:50 PM] Nyu-Shark: I LIKE THAT COLOUR I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
[8:39:18 PM] TheStalinator: SO DO I.
[8:39:25 PM] TheStalinator: THIS IS WHY WE ARE PARTNERS IN COMUCRIME
[8:40:12 PM] Nyu-Shark: I CAN DEAL WITH THAT
COME COMRADE
[8:40:19 PM] Nyu-Shark: TO THE COMMUMOBILE
[8:41:09 PM] TheStalinator: DUDNDANDNDNDNDUNDA
[8:41:13 PM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator jumps in.
[8:42:14 PM] Leo: NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA LEN-IN
[8:43:01 PM] TheStalinator: TO THE PROLECAVE!
[8:43:01 PM] Nyu-Shark: LEN-IIIIIIIN
[8:43:52 PM] Nyu-Shark: HOLY SOCIAL JUSTICE STAILIN
THERE ARE SOME CAPITALISTS IN THE BASE
[8:44:47 PM] TheStalinator: COMUGASP, BOY EQUAL TO OTHERS!
[8:45:04 PM] TheStalinator: Good thing I've got my trusty Comu-Capitalist Reppelent!
[8:45:10 PM] TheStalinator: TheStalinator sprays the building.
[8:45:51 PM] Nyu-Shark: HOLY GEE IT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
[8:45:58 PM] Nyu-Shark: AND NOW THEY'RE EXPLODING
[8:46:35 PM] TheStalinator: That's the secret, Trotskin, Comu-Capitalist Reppelent is made with Taxes. Their system reacts violently to it!
[8:48:31 PM] Nyu-Shark: How brilliant!
Better never leave home without it.
[8:51:21 PM | Edited 8:51:24 PM] TheStalinator: That's why I have the Utility Belt of the People!
[8:53:44 PM] Nyu-Shark: Far out!
You even have the Commu-rang, capable of knocking the mentallity off Capitalists!
TheStalinator pulls out his sickle-shaped commu-rang
[8:55:09 PM] TheStalinator: And it can cause very nasty gashes!

[6:20:14 PM] Cloak: I'm wondering WHY Gamage doesn't want to visit the archmage...
[6:20:24 PM] Daifuku: because he's being difficult
[6:20:27 PM] Cloak: LETS GO ASK THE ARCHMAGE!
[6:20:31 PM] Gamage: NO
[6:20:32 PM] Daifuku: INDEED
[6:20:35 PM] Scept: VERILY.
[6:20:36 PM] Daifuku: LET'S GO TO THE TOWER
[6:20:37 PM] Gamage: DONT
[6:20:41 PM] Dracojounin7: You go to the tower.

[8:24:34 PM] Scept: NIGGLET IS CREDIT TO TEAM.
[8:24:36 PM] Dracojounin7: Archer 1 fires off at Scept
[8:24:39 PM] Dracojounin7: //1d20+37
[8:24:39 PM] Dracojounin7: dracojounin7 rolled 1d20; result:
20 +37
Sum: 57
[8:24:40 PM] Scept: CRAP.
[8:24:44 PM] Dracojounin7: //1d20+32
[8:24:44 PM] Dracojounin7: dracojounin7 rolled 1d20; result:
1 +32
Sum: 33
[8:24:45 PM] Dracojounin7: wow
[8:24:46 PM] Dracojounin7: ...
[8:24:48 PM] Dracojounin7: that is
[8:24:50 PM] Aboi: CANCELLATION
[8:24:50 PM] Cloak: HAHAHAHAHA
[8:24:50 PM] Dracojounin7: save that shit, Cloak
[8:24:56 PM] Dracojounin7: save it

[8:39:04 PM] Dracojounin7: Arana turns on you guys. “WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO ATTACK A 7- MAN PATROL IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!”
[8:39:36 PM] Gamage: *act like a wolf*
[8:39:42 PM] Gamage: she'll never know it's me
[8:39:47 PM] Daifuku: "Glorious battle?"
[8:40:00 PM] Gamage: "Should we have gone for the 9 man patrol?"
[8:40:02 PM] Aboi: >Point at everyone else
[8:40:21 PM] Dracojounin7: “YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED, IDIOTS! SPEND THE NIGHT IN TOWN, NO MORE FIGHTING TODAY.”
[8:40:27 PM] Dracojounin7: end session
[8:40:29 PM] Dracojounin7: +exp
[8:40:36 PM] Gamage: draco you set us up!
[8:40:43 PM] Dracojounin7: and you get 3 +3 flaming longswords
[8:40:45 PM] Daifuku: He set us up the Fireball
[8:40:47 PM] Scept: Shweet.
[8:40:53 PM] Scept: Least we got something out of it.
[8:41:01 PM] Gamage: give scept an earful, it's his sister
[8:41:01 PM] Dracojounin7: as well as a set of +3 chainmail for Scept
[8:41:06 PM] Scept: Cool.
[8:41:19 PM] Cloak: Draco.
You ass.
[8:41:19 PM] Dracojounin7: tomorrow, we can do some more
[8:41:22 PM] Dracojounin7: but for now I have to go.
[8:41:27 PM] Scept: TOMORROW IT IS.
[8:41:33 PM] Dracojounin7: same time of day ofc
[8:41:51 PM] Cloak: And for the record, I'm the one that questioned why we were attacking a patrol in broad daylight.
[8:42:09 PM] Cloak: Remember? Back when we were talking about the fog?

God Damnit, Draco.

[11:15:50 AM] Aboi: LOLOLOLOLOL
[11:16:51 AM] Jake Heneghan: fugyou
[11:16:52 AM] Link Lab: Why.........why would you revive this?
[11:18:24 AM] Tetsujin 28 Grash: Whatwhy
[11:18:35 AM] *** Tetsujin 28 Grash has changed the conversation picture. ***
[11:18:37 AM] Aboi: huehuehue
[11:32:53 AM] Mentlegen: ...is this...Alparchat?
[11:33:22 AM] Dracojounin7: THIS
[11:33:23 AM] Dracojounin7: IS
[11:33:25 AM] Dracojounin7: ALPARCHAT
[11:33:30 AM] Dracojounin7: Dracojounin7 kicks Ment down a cliff
[11:33:52 AM] Mentlegen: I forgot this existed
[11:34:08 AM] Zyquux: Alpar leaves us.
TIME TO REVIVE HIS CHAT
[11:34:18 AM] Mentlegen: heh
[11:34:32 AM] Link Lab: I deleted it from my contacts cos it was dead for so long.

ABOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[12:00 AM] Austrian pop sensation FALCO:

<<< Conference call

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[5:07:57 PM] Cloak: <(^u^<)
[5:08:30 PM] Zyquux: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[5:09:45 PM] Cloak:
*catch*
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^(*_*)^
[5:10:17 PM] LunaSocks: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
[5:10:21 PM] Cloak:
*set* _____
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[8:28:16 PM] spplmj: and yes I did 100% Madden 11
[8:28:36 PM] Alps: [8:28 PM] spplmj:

<<< and yes I did 100% Madden 11._.
[8:28:39 PM] Leonidas Eliades: [8:28 PM] spplmj:

<<< and yes I did 100% Madden 11I LOVE MANAGING SALARY CAPS
[8:28:40 PM] Alps: what possible force drives you.
[8:28:45 PM] Alps: [8:28 PM] Leonidas Eliades:

<<< I LOVE MANAGING SALARY CAPSI LOVE MAKING ROSTERS
[8:28:53 PM] Leonidas Eliades: I LOVE YOU, BRO
[8:28:54 PM] Alps: ...
[8:28:57 PM] Alps: uhh... what?
[8:29:07 PM] Leonidas Eliades: Uh... I... HALO! I love HALO!
[8:29:13 PM] Alps: Duuuuude, righteous. Gimme some skiiin.
[8:29:16 PM] Alps: BROFOOOOOORCE.
[8:29:17 PM] Leonidas Eliades: BROFORCE
[8:29:24 PM] Mentlegen: whatishappening
[8:29:28 PM] Vatonnage: Bromance
[8:29:32 PM] Alps: Man I think this is the first time in forever we'd referenced VG Cats.

[5:34:19 PM] Dracojounin7: He starts speaking in a strange, fluid (lol puns) language.
[5:34:45 PM] Dracojounin7: roll untrained Knowledge, Cloak
[5:35:00 PM] Cloak: //d20+5
[5:35:00 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
1 +5
Sum: 6
[5:35:03 PM] Cloak: ...
[5:35:05 PM] Dracojounin7: HUE
[5:35:06 PM] Scept: ...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[5:35:07 PM] Cloak: GREAT start.
[5:35:13 PM] Dracojounin7: Scept I'll let you roll
[5:35:24 PM] Dracojounin7: Since the gnome seems to be too busy jerking it to be useful
[5:35:40 PM] Scept: Hold on a sec... It's intellect, right?
[5:35:44 PM] Scept: Just wanna be sure.
[5:35:44 PM] Cloak: You mean druid?
[5:35:48 PM] Dracojounin7: Intelligence, yes
[5:35:52 PM] Cloak: I wouldn't do that in front of the king.
[5:36:07 PM] Scept: //1d20+2
[5:36:45 PM] Gamage: I have nothing to jerk, silly gnome
[5:36:53 PM] Cloak: You have the slowest dice, draco.
[5:36:58 PM] Dracojounin7: sceptilianblade rolled 1d20; result:
1 +2
Sum: 3
[5:37:02 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[5:37:02 PM] Cloak: And trust me, I'm an expert on slo-
[5:37:04 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[5:37:05 PM] Scept: ...CURSES.
[5:37:06 PM] Dracojounin7: WOW
[5:37:06 PM] Cloak: WHOA
[5:37:13 PM] Dracojounin7: Gamage you there?
[5:37:14 PM] Cloak: DOUBLE 1's
[5:37:16 PM] Gamage: no
[5:37:20 PM] Dracojounin7: you roll
[5:37:20 PM] Scept: Someone's saving this, right?
[5:37:27 PM] Gamage: kk
[5:37:38 PM] Gamage: lemme bring up my sheet
[5:38:26 PM] Gamage: //1d20+2
[5:38:33 PM] Dracojounin7: gamage rolled 1d20; result:
20 +2
Sum: 22
[5:38:34 PM] Dracojounin7: ...
[5:38:37 PM] Dracojounin7: WHAT
[5:38:37 PM] Gamage: lol
[5:38:47 PM] Scept: GRRRRR.
[5:38:49 PM] Gamage: #swag
[5:38:49 PM] Cloak: FUCKING SAVED

Slutty Druid Too Smrat

[5:46:24 PM] Cloak: The area does seem sympathetic, so at worst I suppose we could run really fast.
[5:46:35 PM] Dracojounin7: >CLOAK
>RUNNING
[5:46:38 PM] Cloak: And I have dimension door.
[5:46:39 PM] Scept: Waitwhat.
[5:46:39 PM] Dracojounin7: Gnome Wizard, yeah, good luck
[5:46:55 PM] Cloak: Dimension Door gives me a 400 foot head start.
[5:46:56 PM] Scept: [5:45 PM] Scept:

<<< Scept shakes his booty.SOMEONE 'SPLAIN.
[5:46:59 PM] Gamage: maybe if he stands reaaally still they'll think he's a garden gnome
[5:47:11 PM] Cloak: My hat's not THAT pointy.
[5:47:29 PM] Dracojounin7: You guys are wasting thyme, you know
[5:47:29 PM] Gamage: >stone shape
now it IS that pointy
[5:47:30 PM] Gamage: :D
[5:47:48 PM] Cloak: Funny thing: I'm a rock gnome.
[5:48:08 PM] Cloak: *Disclaimer: Not actually made of stone.

[5:48:30 PM] Gamage: how about sense motive
[5:48:31 PM] Gamage: derp
[5:48:36 PM] Gamage: worth a shot
[5:48:37 PM] Cloak: ... good idea
[5:48:40 PM] Gamage: to see why he's asking
[5:48:48 PM] Dracojounin7: *nat1*
[5:48:48 PM] Cloak: you druids have a lot of wisdom, right?
[5:48:53 PM] Gamage: yup
[5:49:07 PM] Gamage: //1d20+6
[5:49:14 PM] Dracojounin7: gamage rolled 1d20; result:
2 +6
Sum: 8
[5:49:17 PM] Gamage: : /
[5:49:18 PM] Cloak: Pfft.
[5:49:19 PM] Scept: ...
[5:49:20 PM] Dracojounin7: Apparently not enough lel
[5:49:24 PM] Cloak: //1d20+1
[5:49:25 PM] Dracojounin7: amanwithacloak rolled 1d20; result:
19 +1
Sum: 20
[5:49:25 PM] Scept: Roll again.
[5:49:25 PM] Gamage: and so it begins
[5:49:27 PM] Cloak: BOOYAH
[5:49:30 PM] Dracojounin7: Scept's main manifesting stat is Wis
[5:49:32 PM] Gamage: this again
[5:49:32 PM] Scept: PFFT.
[5:49:41 PM] Dracojounin7: let him roll to see if he gets higher
[5:49:50 PM] Scept: Who, me?
[5:49:51 PM] Cloak: Go for it.
[5:49:58 PM] Gamage: inb41
[5:50:09 PM] Scept: //1d20+5
[5:50:09 PM] Dracojounin7: sceptilianblade rolled 1d20; result:
1 +5
Sum: 6
[5:50:12 PM] Dracojounin7: LOL
[5:50:13 PM] Scept: DAMMIT.
[5:50:13 PM] Gamage: ...
[5:50:15 PM] Cloak: pfft.
[5:50:24 PM] Dracojounin7: Cloak picks up nothing that gives him away
[5:50:26 PM] Cloak: Only one third of us can roll well at a time.

33% Competency Rating.

[9/14/2012 10:45:51 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Cael’s work seems to be delaying things
[9/14/2012 10:47:25 PM] Vatonnage: Nah Cael went on a date and ditched you losers
[9/14/2012 10:49:03 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: I highly doubt that
[9/14/2012 10:50:00 PM] Señor Taco77: >going on dates
[9/14/2012 10:50:03 PM] Señor Taco77: >getting laid
[9/14/2012 10:50:06 PM] Señor Taco77: stay pleb
[9/14/2012 10:50:56 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Haha! My pleb levels are so low I’ve never even been on a date before!
[9/14/2012 10:51:19 PM] Señor Taco77: This is the true patrician lifestyle
[9/14/2012 10:56:00 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Yep
[9/14/2012 10:56:10 PM | Edited 10:56:15 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: no girl has ever had a crush on me either (to my knowledge)
[9/14/2012 10:56:36 PM] spplmj: A girl at subway once thought I was cute and gave me a discount
[9/14/2012 10:56:54 PM] Señor Taco77: >you will never get discounts
[9/14/2012 10:58:49 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: forget the discounts, no girl will ever call me cute
[9/14/2012 10:59:41 PM] Vatonnage: Play an MMO
[9/14/2012 10:59:56 PM] Vatonnage: Wait, that's assuming you actually care
[9/14/2012 11:00:17 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: It’s not something that I’d really get hung over about but I wouldn’t mind...
[9/14/2012 11:00:56 PM] Vatonnage: One day Rofl will find a girl in his age group that loves giant robots
And he will convert into a yandere
[9/14/2012 11:01:08 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Haha as if
[9/14/2012 11:02:02 PM] Tael: thankfully, normal girls are immune to the virus
[9/14/2012 11:02:38 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: Fuck off
[9/14/2012 11:02:58 PM] Tael: I will in about half an hour
[9/14/2012 11:03:05 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: No leave now
[9/14/2012 11:03:18 PM] Vatonnage: Quick Tael, call Rofl cute
[9/14/2012 11:04:22 PM] Mentlegen: >Rofl finds a girl who loves mecha
>Joins our chat and they have happy moments laughing at Tael together
>They decide to go on a date
>Granzon out of fucking nowhere
>*Smirk*
>Cybuster dodges the Graviton Cannon
>She is pulled and crushed
[9/14/2012 11:04:40 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[9/14/2012 11:04:48 PM] Mentlegen: >Rofl becomes Gundam
[9/14/2012 11:05:09 PM] Tael: [Friday, September 14, 2012 11:04 PM] Mentlegen:

<<< >Rofl finds a girl who loves mecha
>Joins our chat and they have happy moments laughing at Tael together
>They decide to go on a date>I appear and reason with her
>she realizes how right I am
>we team up and defeat the rafflemenace
[9/14/2012 11:05:12 PM] Vatonnage: >Rofl curses his love for mecha and becomes Amuro
[9/14/2012 11:05:14 PM] Mentlegen: >Forgets he is a real unit and gets trashed by Shu
[9/14/2012 11:05:24 PM] The Mysterious Gourmet: [Friday, September 14, 2012 11:05 PM] Tael:

<<< >I appear and reason with herFuck you this isn’t an NTR story




[LATER THAT MORNING]


[8:05:03 AM] Alps: [Friday, September 14, 2012 11:04 PM]

>Realize's Tael's superior taste
>converts into a woman who realizes the meaningfulness of Strike Witches and K-ON
>thanks Tael for waking her up out of her mecha delusions and watching bad shows like Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>they watch all the moe anime together
>They're about to lean in for a deep, passionate kiss
>SUDDENLY KIRU COMES BUSTING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW IN HIGH TECH JETPACK MILITARY ARMOR
>rips the girl's head off and reveals she is actually the demans
>Blast her with rayguns until she dies to death
>Kiru teaches Tael that it is his destiny to become the legendary wizard that saves his people
>train Tael to become Saxton Duke Terry Crews Norris Nukem
>Tael reaches the age of 29, 11 months, and 29 days
>He is about to become a wizard
>Kiru congratulates him on his hard work of going years being a kissless virgin
>Tael turns thirty
>The moon beams down on him revealing his true wizard form that night
>except he ded
>it was actually a lasercannon Rofl built on the moon
>Kiru is actually Rofl
>he gets him back after all these years
>proceed to sit down and browse internet for the rest of his life
>but he forgot his spaghetti on the moon

FRICKIN GAMESTOP.

[8:28:44 AM] Roland_Staghare: average day in halolzchat

[LATER THAT DAY]

[4:25:55 PM] Tael: [8:19 AM] Alps:

<<< FRICKIN GAMESTOP.10/10 I cried
[4:30:47 PM] Aboi: [4:25 PM] Tael:

<<< [8:19 AM] Bropar:

<<< FRICKIN GAMESTOP.— Bropar, Today 8:19 AM10/10 I criedI'm sending Alpar the bill for my new sides
[4:30:52 PM] Aboi: My old ones exploded all over the room

[9:52 PM] Alps: "What the hell did you just say about me, you little first boss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Danmaku Simulators, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Gensokyo, and I have over 300 1 cc runs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top miko in the entire Touhou character roster. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this land, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the human village? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of lolis across the borders and your hitbox is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call yourcontinues. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare talismans. Not only am I extensively trained in flight combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Shinto Gods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, scrub."

[12:55:17 PM] Simply DA: B-B-B-B-BREAKING NEWS!
[12:55:26 PM] Simply DA: Remember that Anarchist I mentioned the other day?
[12:55:33 PM] Alpar: HE GOT DUBS
[12:55:35 PM] Alpar: yeah okay go on.
[12:55:50 PM] Simply DA: Well... they found him.


...or rather... what is presumed to be what's left of him
[12:56:10 PM] Roflcopter: o_o
[12:56:18 PM] Simply DA: multiple bruisings
head concussions
2 gunshots in the back of the head.
[12:56:48 PM] Zyquux: ._.
[12:56:59 PM] Zyquux: DA, your country scares me
[12:57:11 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: [12:56 PM] Simply DA:

<<< 2 gunshots in the back of the head.So he did get dubs
[12:57:13 PM] Simply DA: THEN HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL, HUH!?
[12:57:17 PM] Simply DA: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
[12:57:22 PM] Simply DA: OH GOD, MY SIDES
[12:57:26 PM] Simply DA: Well played Phoen
[12:57:31 PM] Simply DA: You get Skypethreaded

[10:56:56 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8izj0BQ7V1qgmnq8o1_500.png
[10:57:06 PM] Leonidas Eliades: AND HE PRAYS
[10:57:16 PM] Alps: OMG DO I PRAY
[10:57:21 PM] Alps: AH PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[10:57:24 PM] Leonidas Eliades: MYEEEEEH
[10:57:25 PM] Caelun_Niveus: oh holy shit...
[10:57:32 PM] Alps: FOR A REVOH LOO SHAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
[10:57:51 PM] Daniel "Phoenix" NP: *claps*