Round 66: Touhous Bizarre Incident

POLLS CLOSED
[dusk]

ice_turtle fell victim to the curse.

Role:

[kill ice_turtle]

Nightkill:
DA's sales pitch was turned down.

Role:

[kill DA]

Start of Day 2

I'll post story when I stop being pissed at my own stupidity and rewrite it.

[dawn]

Wait, no coinflip?

Nope. No coinflip.

HAHA!

Third party victory shan't be achieved this time!

So where was I...

[vote Aboi]

Cloak wrote:You are Hong Meiling

Flandre has been with you constantly, and Sakuya has been checking in when she can, so you're in good hands. Of course, if someone decides to fuck with you, they're toast. If you're killed, through any method, your attacker is taken with you. The last person to place a vote on you is considered your attacker if you're lynched.

Wait, why did DA die? Or, if the mafia killed DA, why didn't someone else (most likely Spp) also die?

At any rate, [vote Alpar]

Already
Well darn
Good luck to all

Link Lab wrote:Wait, why did DA die? Or, if the mafia killed DA, why didn't someone else (most likely Spp) also die?

He has a point, Spp was the last person to vote for Ice.

Bulletproof, most likely.

Caelun_Niveus wrote:Wait, no coinflip?

No story either... dammit Cloak!
[vote Zyq] because Zyq is always mafia.

Guess I'll try my luck again with Zyq

[vote Zyquux]

I'm sure Zyq's role kept him alive for a reason but I really need to save myself

[Vote Zyquux] until we know who he is

WELP. Because I misread Votebots vote table, I fucked up night one a bit.
For future reference, the vote on the RIGHT in Votebots table is the FIRST vote that was placed, and the one on the LEFT is the LAST vote placed.

"GAME OVER. MAFIA VICTORY!"

"Awww, not again!"

After three losses, the grey blob labeled "ice_turtle" was getting upset. Surely, no one was this unlucky?

"Are you frustrated~?"

The door to the library opens.

"Alright, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I can fix it. The bad news is that the reagents for the spell need to steep for 20 hours before they're any good, so I can only fix one of you per day. Get used to Democracy, you're going to be seeing a lot of it."

A collective groan eminates from the group.

"Hey, you're the ones that decided to shake the mansion up and fuck with my spell. I have one fixer ready as of now, anyone volunteer as a tester?"

"Sure, why not, I'm sucking at Democracy anyway." ice_turtle volunteers.

"Okay, hold still then..."
"ILLUSION BEGONE!"

"Wait, ILLUSION?"

As the words leave its mouth, the blob briefly coalesces into the shape of Meiling Hong... before exploding in a shower of needles. Unfortunately for the blob labeled Spplmj, the needles are aimed right at it.

"MY EYES! THE GRAZING, IT DOES NOTHING!" *PICHUN*

Laying unconscious on the ground is the form of Reimu Hakurei.

"Oh. I guess losing a life dispels it too. Well, I'll get working on another dose of dispel. Good luck, 'Townies'."

To herself, she grumbled "Offensive Astral Projection? I should give musclebrain a little more credit..."

Spplmj should have worn ze goggles

Role:

[kill spp]

~Night Story~

A few more knives sink into the ground.

"Get away from me you crazy old maid! It really does make you unkillable!"

It might have been a bit inappropriate to make a sales pitch in the middle of an incident, but surely this was an overreaction?

"Offering Immortality to a vampire? How absurd! Fools like you are the cancer of this earth!"

A knife finally found it's target in the blob named DA's leg.

"Fortunately, I am quite the surgeon."

"... you're not Sakuya, are you?"

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAKUYA, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO! TOKI WO TOMARE, ZA WARUDO!"

The air around DA filled with knives, and the world went dark.

The next morning, Eirin was found leaking precious Power squares.

"Oh my. I guess Remilia isn't happy having guests~. First your gatekeeper assaults Reimu, now her maid is attacking merchants?"

"It's dangerous here, young lady. We'd best watch ourselves..."

And that's what happened.

Cloak wrote:WELP. Because I misread Votebots vote table, I fucked up night one a bit.
For future reference, the vote on the RIGHT in Votebots table is the FIRST vote that was placed, and the one on the LEFT is the LAST vote placed.

Welp.

Cloak wrote:WELP. Because I misread Votebots vote table, I fucked up night one a bit.
For future reference, the vote on the RIGHT in Votebots table is the FIRST vote that was placed, and the one on the LEFT is the LAST vote placed.

Seems like his way of keeping votes is less intuitive to others than I thought. Should I reverse that order so last vote is listed on the left? It's easy to do.

God dammit Nappa.

Rainboy wrote:Seems like his way of keeping votes is less intuitive to others than I thought. Should I reverse that order so last vote is listed on the left? It's easy to do.

At least leave it for the rest of the round. Then we can debate and decide.

Yeah, I just figured it out, if you change it now, it'll take me forever to get it right again.

Usually, we put the most recent vote on the right though.

[dusk]

POLLS CLOSED

Day Story

"Well, I guess we'll start with you."

The blob labeled "Zyquux" sighs.

"It's because I was always mafia in those games yesterday, wasn't it?"

"Yep."
"Absolutely."
"Completely."

"Damn."

"Alright, here we go. ILLUSION BEGONE!"

The grey vagueiosity coalesces into the form of Bruno Buccellati.

"... who the hell are you?"

"Who the hell are you?"

"I asked you first."

"It's rude to ask someones name without introducing yourself first."

"My name is ORAORAORAORAORA."
"ARIARIARIARIARI."

After five minutes of screaming and punching, Bruno is out cold on the floor.

"Young punks are getting uppity these days."

Zyquux was, technically, a mafia member

Role:

~Night Story~

"Keine? Keeeeine? Where did you go? Keeeeeeiiiine?"

The blob labeled "Scept" was searching desperately.
Being alone here was dangerous.

"Keine, where did you go?"

Behind a pillar, a grey blob shifted restlessly.

"Get a bit closer, you fool..."

"Hmm? Keine, was that you?"

The grey blob leans out from behind column and fires an arrow.

"ARRRGH! MY KNEEEEEE! YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT."
(I BLAME BADONK)
"Scept"'s knee instead flies up and smacks her on the chin.

"ARRRGH! MY FACE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

The hidden blob comes out into the open.

"It seems your leg has more sense than you do. Maybe you should see a doctor about that."

"You... smell old!"

"You're lucky I'm so nice. I'll send you right to that doctor!"

The figure yanks the arrow out of 'Scept's leg, and fires it into her gut.

*PICHUN*

"... I willl never understand how that happens."

Scept ate a knee sandwhich

Role:

Day 3 Start
More night actions would be nice.
Tael and Gamage need to vote or be removed/replaced

[kill zyquux]
[kill scept]
[dawn]

Sorry, I was away for a bit. I'll just [novote] if that's a thing until I can get caught up with what's happening

EDIT: ok, I caught myself up, and I'm leaning toward alpar, I guess. Nothin' solid, though.
[Vote Alpar]

Oh damn, Reimu "died" for a change. Um......[vote Alpar]
I've not really got anything to go on.

WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
B-BUT MUH BOOLETPROOF.