Round 66: Touhous Bizarre Incident

Cloak wrote:WELP. Because I misread Votebots vote table, I fucked up night one a bit.
For future reference, the vote on the RIGHT in Votebots table is the FIRST vote that was placed, and the one on the LEFT is the LAST vote placed.

Welp.

Cloak wrote:WELP. Because I misread Votebots vote table, I fucked up night one a bit.
For future reference, the vote on the RIGHT in Votebots table is the FIRST vote that was placed, and the one on the LEFT is the LAST vote placed.

Seems like his way of keeping votes is less intuitive to others than I thought. Should I reverse that order so last vote is listed on the left? It's easy to do.

God dammit Nappa.

Rainboy wrote:Seems like his way of keeping votes is less intuitive to others than I thought. Should I reverse that order so last vote is listed on the left? It's easy to do.

At least leave it for the rest of the round. Then we can debate and decide.

Yeah, I just figured it out, if you change it now, it'll take me forever to get it right again.

Usually, we put the most recent vote on the right though.

[dusk]

POLLS CLOSED

Day Story

"Well, I guess we'll start with you."

The blob labeled "Zyquux" sighs.

"It's because I was always mafia in those games yesterday, wasn't it?"

"Yep."
"Absolutely."
"Completely."

"Damn."

"Alright, here we go. ILLUSION BEGONE!"

The grey vagueiosity coalesces into the form of Bruno Buccellati.

"... who the hell are you?"

"Who the hell are you?"

"I asked you first."

"It's rude to ask someones name without introducing yourself first."

"My name is ORAORAORAORAORA."
"ARIARIARIARIARI."

After five minutes of screaming and punching, Bruno is out cold on the floor.

"Young punks are getting uppity these days."

Zyquux was, technically, a mafia member

Role:

~Night Story~

"Keine? Keeeeine? Where did you go? Keeeeeeiiiine?"

The blob labeled "Scept" was searching desperately.
Being alone here was dangerous.

"Keine, where did you go?"

Behind a pillar, a grey blob shifted restlessly.

"Get a bit closer, you fool..."

"Hmm? Keine, was that you?"

The grey blob leans out from behind column and fires an arrow.

"ARRRGH! MY KNEEEEEE! YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW YOU LITTLE SHIT."
(I BLAME BADONK)
"Scept"'s knee instead flies up and smacks her on the chin.

"ARRRGH! MY FACE! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

The hidden blob comes out into the open.

"It seems your leg has more sense than you do. Maybe you should see a doctor about that."

"You... smell old!"

"You're lucky I'm so nice. I'll send you right to that doctor!"

The figure yanks the arrow out of 'Scept's leg, and fires it into her gut.

*PICHUN*

"... I willl never understand how that happens."

Scept ate a knee sandwhich

Role:

Day 3 Start
More night actions would be nice.
Tael and Gamage need to vote or be removed/replaced

[kill zyquux]
[kill scept]
[dawn]

Sorry, I was away for a bit. I'll just [novote] if that's a thing until I can get caught up with what's happening

EDIT: ok, I caught myself up, and I'm leaning toward alpar, I guess. Nothin' solid, though.
[Vote Alpar]

Oh damn, Reimu "died" for a change. Um......[vote Alpar]
I've not really got anything to go on.

WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
B-BUT MUH BOOLETPROOF.

So now we know that the mafia have killed the super doctor and can somehow kill the bulletproof.

Fuck.

[Vote Alpar] until I can figure more stuff out

Link hasn't been doing much and that makes me nervous. I'd really like to know who/what he is before I vote him though.

You know what's REALLY suspicious? Alpar joining a round instead of talking about how he can't join the round every round. That's some mafia level suspicious activity right there. [vote alpar]

instalunch ho!



[vote alpar]

ALL ABOARD THE BAND WAGON
[vote Alpar]

Nothing against a role reveal it seems, so here we go.

I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor (*cough*) and my human role is vengeful townie (come ooon, it's a good Jojo)

I've never been a good guesser but if we're really going to instalunch me I'm going to toss in a couple of guesses that Gamage or Nale is mafia. Could be wrong, could be right. I've always been a 50:50 on these things.

Oh right before I forget

[vote Gamage] (unknown player - target)

EDIT: Wait, which instalynch rules are we going with here? Majority votes then the dude is dead or instalynch doesn't matter?

In the former case I guess I'm ded.

Btw I didn't protect anyone the first two nights.

Alpar wrote:I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor

But the doctor already died...

Caelun_Niveus wrote:

Alpar wrote:I have two abilities. My stand is the doctor

But the doctor already died...

Yes and it's unheard of that mafia rounds have had more than one doctor.

I didn't make the round.
Come on, just think about which Jaja would be like that. And then think if he'd actually be mafia.

Well, dick, take a 10 hour nap and instalynch sneaks up on you. Time to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING. Waiting about 2 hours on night actions.

[dusk]

Alpar wrote:[vote Gamage] (unknown player - target)

I am immortal, votebot can't even touch me.

Alright townies, sit down, you gonna love dis one.

The daily dose was up for grabs.

"How about this one? He claims he's a healer, but we already know Eirin got nixed by the crazy maid."

"Is it so hard to believe there's more than one person with the same ability?"

The blob labeled "Shame" had a nearly unanimous vote on him.

"... you're not from around here, are you?"

"All the more reason to get rid of him. ILLUSION BEGONE!"

The grey vagueasciousness coalesces into the form of Josuke Higashikata.

"Josuke, hmm? I'd recognize that stupid hair anywhere."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT MY HAIR YOU LITTLE BITCH!? DORA RA RA RA RA RA"

The sudden violence taking him by surprise, the blob labeled "Marcus" absorbed the majority of the beating before reacting.

"And YOU clearly haven't heard of Josukes hair."

"Hmmph. You caught me off guard, but one touch is all I need to destroy you!"

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT MORIOH HIGH. DORA RA RA RA RA!"

Another volley of punches to the head, faster than 'Marcus' can react.

"What... what is up with this punk?"

"I'VE BEEN INVOLVED WITH NUMEROUS STAND BATTLES, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED DORA'S."

"SHUT UP. SHUT UP AND DIE YOU LITTLE PUNK!"

"DORA RA RA RA RA RA"

One final assault on Marcus's ribs brings him down for good.

The greyness fades away to reveal Yohsikage Kira

"THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH MORIOH, YOU LITTLE SHIT."

No sooner was it said that a cloud of knives appeared around Josuke.

"GUAHHH! Cheating... bastard..."

Severely injured, he was dragged off to the Scarlet Devil Infirmary.

"Yare yare daze. At least he took down Kira for us first."

Alpar is trained in guerilla warfare

Role:

Aboi is cursing the misfortune of his birth

Role:

~Night Story~

"Oh Reiiiimuuuuuu~, how are you feeeeeellinnnnggg~?"

"Ughhhh... I'm trying to sleep... it's bad enough I have rainbows etched on my corneas..."

"Maybe you just need a distra-"

The world seems to skip a beat.
Sunlight is filtering into the infirmary through a small, high window.

"-ction. Wait, what happened? Did I black out?"

"No time for fun. What a shame~."

"N-n-next time! It'll happen next time!~"


AND NOTHING HAPPENED THAT NIGHT

DAY 4 START

[kill alpar]
[kill aboi]

[dawn]

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

>Josuke in death took down Yoshikage Kira
>Tfw Aboi was a 100% random guess I've been spewing from the start

All's well that ends well

I did my part

good luck, rest of ya.

... Well Alpar was right about Aboi after all... but his last vote was for Gamage...

Dead man's judgement.
[vote Gam]

[vote Nale] At this point, it could really be any of us but I'll go for the person that secured the kill on Alpar.