Re: The RP Thread EX: A nameless voyage

[Archer]

Play mindgames with him.

Ask him mundane questions like "no... is the resistance part of you?"

[Dracojounin7]

Toss him to Zyq to do with what he pleases.

[Vatonnage]

Hold him up by his scruffy little neck with both hands

"WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD!?"

[grashbar]

Name: Walker Gallier
Gender: Xabungle Walker Gallier is a man!
Species:Walker Machine
Starting Class (choose 1): Attack based

Ask him for details about this United Resistance.

[Hunter Axel]

Name: Minerva
Gender: Female
Species: Dark Elf
Starting Class: Attack

Because wynaut

Spoiler:

[Caelun_Niveus]

[turn on tutorial]
[TURN ON TUTORIAL]

second

[DA]

[the roll happened in Skype, btw]

Play mindgames with him.

Ask him mundane questions like "no... is the resistance part of you?"

"...that's a no, then. Resistance members aren't that stupid" he says. Ouch man, that's just cold.
Just then, two guys seemingly about your age, also carrying a Tammybook and a ANV Card each, start running in fear towards your general direction, shouting and crying.
"TH-THEY'RE COMING!" one says
"TH-TH-THEY KILLED OUR FRIENDS AND ARE NOW AFTER US!" says the other
"Shut your face" says the peculiar creature, as he grabs 10 arrows and shoots them all simultaneously at the sky. Suddenly, 10 Neo-Kobolds start running towards this man, but they are stopped dead in their tracks as the arrows pierce right through their skulls.
"...darn, this is worse than I thought. I can't believe the Resistance is now sending cannon fodder to these fields" it says. "Smugface, cryface. You're safe now. You can come out."
The men, identifying themselves as Walker Gallier and Minerva, come out of a conveniently placed bush, shaking in fear.
"Okay, judging by everything that's going on here, my best bet is that the Resistance sent you here to either die, or populate this place with your species. And since not one of you seem to have... the thing the opposite gender of your species has, I'm guessing the for--" it suddenly stops as it sees Truck's neck having a stream of blood coming out of it.
"Oh jeez, the Neo-Kobolds did a number on ya, huh."
"Uh... yeah, sure, let's go with that." says Truck.
The peculiar creature tosses a Nanomachine Band-aid (x1) to Truck's general direction and casts Dai-Heal Wave on all 13 of you. Your HP has been fully restored!
ITEM GET!
Nanomachine Band-aid (x1)
"Alright. Since you clearly know nothing of what's going on here, let me give tell you a bit of what's going on.

This used to be a nice, sacred world. We call it 'Dundria'. It is a world far off your own, in a 'different dimension', at least that's what the Resistance scientists I've held hostage have told me the past 15 years."
"Can you please talk about this 'resistance' thing?! It's getting on my nerves how you keep mentioning it but never elaborate on it!" says Lynn
"Alright alright! Just keep your pants on! I'm getting there" the creature says, as it pulls out a small, translucent tablet, as it holographically projects this logo above it

"The 'United Resistance of Allied Forces Around the Globe Eradicating Trash-humans' suddenly appeared out of nowhere about 20 years ago, taking everything on its path, brainwashing multiple species, harvesting and abusing Tech, and adding surveillance cameras everywhere. We didn't know what the heck was going on, my men and I decided to storm their newly-made base in Nohnekchsistan and see what was going on. Apparently, this is some sort of scheme to get rid of certain types of 'humans' in your world, with some sort of 'Ememó' thing, using my brainwashed brethren mutilated and cloned bodies as 'Player Characters' or something.
Sadly, I was the only one to make it out alive from there, as my men were viciously torn apart by one of the Seven Captains and his squad of armed forces.
Judging from what the scientists I've kidnapped have told me, you and all of your species have been dropped here in order to adopt the 'Ememó's character' thing, which I assume is the species that have been popping up, mindlessly walking around. There must be a way for you to access those forms, since I've seen a couple of your kind transform into creatures more fit for this world. I'm not sure how it works, but it involves using those black rectangles you keep carrying around.
I'd tell you to try it right now, but we're not safe here. I have a shelter down the road here where you'll be protected from all these kobolds here. Follow me."
It gestures you to follow it down a path full of bushes. You decide to...
[roll] Deadline: 1 PM Pacific. (for reals)

[Vatonnage]

FIND THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD

[Archer]

Follow along to see what happens.

[grashbar]

Follow him. It is clearly the smartest course of action at the moment.

[Caelun_Niveus]

Follow

[MrNaleIt]

Follow and laugh about the URAFAGET's acronym

[Hunter Axel]

Follow and ask if he's seen any sailors.

[Scept]

Guess we've no choice but to follow.

[Yoshi]

Follow and try to get the tutuorial for my character to get going cuse fuck dis shiiiit.

[Gam]

Try and tame the neo-kobolds.

[DA]

[Due to there being a vast majority of people deciding to follow it, I'll choose that]
You follow the creature through a series of bushes. On the way, you see the bodies of your fellow NEETs being torn apart by Neo-Kobolds, digging through their entrails. The sight of this is just horrifying.
On the way to the shelter, the creature starts talking.
"Oh... I never elaborated on the Seven Captains, right?
Those guys are the highest ranked members of the Resistance. They reached their status by founding the Resistance and reaching this dimension. So it's pretty much a self-set rank to flaunt over their suboordinates. Our plan is to kill each of the Seven Captains to regain control of our world, but each one of them has their own personal army, and they themselves are highly skilled in combat, so me and my men could barely even give a scratch to one of them.
Each captain has a number, designating their rank. Obviously the higher the rank, the more dangerous each captain is, culminating at the leader of this mess, captain #1.
We were originally shocked as to how these captains managed to get such a huge army each, but our intel operative told us that literally each one of them is from a certain nationality, gathering the troops from their own country."
You decide to interject "So what you're saying is that the Resistance is actually..."
"That's right. A Seven Nation Army."
Some of the party members just stop and groan at such stupid jokes.
You get to a rather large bush. Large enough for you to fit in. The creature moves a couple of branches around to make an opening as it lets you in. It seems the creature has made a proficient shelter out of this bush, as it has its own air conditioning system, a kitchen, and even a latrine!
"Alright" it says "you guys need to activate your 'characters' if you wish to survive in these lands. No one will look at you funny and/or try to pick a fight with you, unless you wanna end like those guys back there with the Kobolds".
You look at your current belongings. You only seem to have your Tammybook and your ANV Card with the ID stuff written on it. You try to access the tutorial screens again from the Tammybook, but it just reads "Lost connection to server".
"...come on, what's taking you so long?! Do you guys not know how to do it?" says the creature.
[roll] Deadline: 4 PM Pacific

[Yoshi]

Tell him no and ask if he has any suggestions on how to do it while fiddleing with both the tammy book and the card.

[Tael]

[OPEN THE GOD DAMN TUTORIAL]

[Archer]

I WANT TO UNLOCK MY LATENT CUHRAYZEE

ASK HIM HOW

[grashbar]

Check the internet connection. Wireless internet can be shifty as all fuck, which is why I prefer cabled internet.

[Scept]

Feel stupid for skipping over that part of the tutorial and ask him how it's done.

[Vatonnage]

[FIND THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS EMERALD]

[Zyquux]

Clearly he's lying and spreading anti-Resistance slander.

Smash his head against the branches of the bush-home thing.

and then check the internet connection to open the tutorial

[Dracojounin7]

What Zyq said.

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