Round 25: Mafia XLR

I'll just put the vote on Stalin to make it instalynch then.

Stalin - 5 - Alpar, Cloak, Orion, Zink, Vatonnage
Zink - 2 - Stalin, Axel
Axel - 2 - Zyquux, Link
9/9

alright then polls closed

SHIT NO. YOU FUCKS.

How is that an instalynch!

Oh. That's how it's an instalynch.
Dammit Sppmlj, how dare you suggest Not Abstaining as an option.

"Finally! The event we've all been waiting for, Two amazon babes and one pool of mud. Come on Coop you're gonna miss it."

"You set it up Jamie. I'm going upstairs to get snacks."

"More food Coop...? You ever thought about cutting back a little?"

"Ha ha, no."

Coop climbed up the basement stairs as Jamie grabbed the "remote" off the top of the TV.

"Wha..? What the hell is this thing."

Jamie stared at the piece of plastic with more buttons than he could count.

He started pressing buttons activating the electronics spread all over the room until finally the TV turned on displaying a white screen.

"You don't have to modify everything Coop. Now how do I get the tv to switch channels."

Growing frustrated Jamie walked over to the tv and smacked it.

Suddenly a beam of while light shot out of the tv and hit Jamie

"COOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooop!"

Jamie vanished...

"Alright Jamie I got the hot dogs and popco-. Jamie? Where'd ya go?"

"Must be in the bathroom or something."

Coop picked the remote up off the floor and quickly pressed a sequence of buttons. Instantly Amazon Mud Wrestling popped up on the screen.
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A door bell rang.

"Just a moment."

The door of the home opened and the homeowner was greeted by the sight of a tall green skinned mustached man wearing a hat, an oddly shaped business suit, and a very large scarf.

"Hello Ma'am, is your garage destroyed on a daily basis?"

"Why yes, actually it is."

"Do you have fears of being crushed by falling satellites or billboards belonging to popular tv stations."

"Now that you mention it. I am!"

"Well congratulations! You've just won an all expense paid trip to the luxurious "Unsmashable Spa and Beach Resort."

"Oh boy! I can't wait to tell me son."

"I'm afraid not ma'am to a prize for one and the flight leaves right now. Lets get going."

The man grabbed the woman's arm and dragged her to the "plane" parked in the front yard.

"Wait! Don't I need to pack a suitcase."

"Nope, we already took care of it. have a safe flight!"

The man closed the door and the "plane" took off straight up on a trajectory towards the sun.
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Stalin vanished after disrespecting Coop's tv

Spoiler:

Axel won a week long stay at the luxurious "Spa del Fuego"

Spoiler:

Day 4 Start

Jamie awoke in the middle of what appeared to be a village
"What happened? Where am I?"
A woman with green hair and a green dress approached him.
"Hello stranger."
"He.. Hello... My name is Jamie what's yours?"
"My name is Lily."
"Can you tell me where I am Lily?"
Lily cracked a smirk and licked her lips
"How about you come with me to my home and I'll fill you in."
"...Nice."

...with the way Zink was behaving, I say Zink.

Zinkadink votan.

Zink - 1 - Alpar

1/7

I'll abstain for now.

Zink - 1 - Alpar
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

2/7

Little do you know, I was transported to the future where I'm Badass Jamie

Oh boy, a spa! It's going to be so relaxing and...why is it getting hotter?

But on a more serious note, sucks that I'm out, and go town go!

And then Jamie became a cultist.

Cloak voting because there is a severe lack of Cloaklogic™.

Zink - 1 - Alpar
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

3/7

>Start playing better
>Suspected
I know your pain, mentle.
I know your pain.

Voting Zink.
Zyq is, oddly enough, not sending up any flags for me.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vatonnage

4/7

...............well, there goes 2 of the more useful roles we still had. And now, .......................oh goddammit, Zinkvotan. He's one of my prime suspects but it still makes me feel guilty. Why must you do that to me, Zink?

Zink - 3 - Alpar, Cloak, Zink
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

5/7

Rolerevealan~

So yeah, I am your nighttime protector dood. I'm pretty sure I've chosen incorrectly every night cos I'm amazing at mafia. So please don't kill me.
And also if you have any bright ideas of who I should protect, please do PM me haha.

I protected Nanon, then Link, then I won't tell you the last because I can't protect the same person twice!

In the meantime I'll be Alparvotan, as much as it hurts my heart T____T

Zink - 3 - Alpar, Cloak, Link
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
Alps - 1 - Zink
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

Hmmmm.........that sounds plausible. Ok, Alparvotan. He's another one of my prime suspects. Pus, I won't feel as guilty if Alpar dies. I just hope he's mafia since we may enter a LyLo situation tomorrow if he's not.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Cloak - 1 - Zyq
Alps - 2 - Zink, Link
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

EDIT: I swear I changed that before. Oh well. It's fixed now.

inb4threewaycoinflip

also, Link, your post. Your counting's a bit off there.

Switching vote to Alpar to avoid coins.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
New Jersey - 1 - Vat

6/7

Do not. I repeat. If you are not mafia. Do friggin not. Vote for me.

You're losing another townie.

Weeeeell, I'm not gonna vote for me. Do you have any other suspects?

Also, as you rightly said earlier you'd say that mafia or not. Got anything else? A cheeky role reveal?

Well crap. The only person I knew was innocent is dead.
I kind of want to not believe Alpar. But I'll wait for a little bit until I decide this is the case.

Zink - 2 - Alpar, Cloak
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Zink120 wrote:Weeeeell, I'm not gonna vote for me. Do you have any other suspects?

Also, as you rightly said earlier you'd say that mafia or not. Got anything else? A cheeky role reveal?

I'm not gonna be risky and role reveal or suggest us voting for anyone else in trade of your innocence put on the line. That would be stupid.

Honestly since I'm still "new" to mafia, I'm not quite sure how to read behaviors of people around here other than from a third party view.

Secondly, the main reason why I'm voting you is because you're pinning the fact I look suspicious when you were doing the same just a while ago. Then you logged onto Skype saying you were drunk while saying that to just about everyone in the Skypechat instead of properly coming onto the forums and trying to make yourself look innocent.

I'm not saying you're mafia per se, you're just making yourself look really suspicious which is the only lead I have on my own right now.

But if I had to say anything else, I'd just simply say Vat is giving mafia vibes. He's been awfully quiet this round, even for a vanilla "townie"...

I never said I thought you were suspicious, Alps! (I think lol)

Yeah, I forgot what I logged on to Skype to do. :-/ I had come on to ask why you hadn't put up a post saying "don't kill me" a few hours after you had votes on you. Which you have now done. Just thought it was weird at the time cos I knew you were online.

My turn to feel bad T___T But you could yet be mafia! Time shall tell...

Zink120 wrote:I never said I thought you were suspicious, Alps! (I think lol)

Yeah, I forgot what I logged on to Skype to do. :-/ I had come on to ask why you hadn't put up a post saying "don't kill me" a few hours after you had votes on you. Which you have now done. Just thought it was weird at the time cos I knew you were online.

My turn to feel bad T___T But you could yet be mafia! Time shall tell...

...you know what? I know it may seem stupid of me to say this now, and I won't switch votes. But I will say, since I just admitted me being new at mafia... it's probably best just not to listen to me right now. Especially seeing how my guess on Stalin even though it was a longshot guess was also wrong...

This is screwing with me like nothing else...

I DON'T NORMALLY GET MAFIA PARANOIA BUT AAAARGH

Two hours left? Hnnnnngh it's already 3am here but...

Edit: I just thought - if the votes aren't changing, that means the mafia is happy with the situation, right? Or they'll do a ninja change at the end.

unlimited paranoia works

Changing vote to Link.
Hunch, I know it's bad to do that late game, but I've got an itch about it.


Zink - 1 - Alpar
Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
Link - 1 - Cloak
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion

Changing votes to Link.

Alps - 3 - Zink, Link, Zyquux
Link - 2 - Cloak, Alpar
New Joisey - 2 - Vat, Orion