Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
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Cloak
Hunter Axel
Leo E.
Mentle
Dracojounin7
CodePhoenix
Scept
The Mysterious Gourmet
Zink120
Link Lab
StalinCommander
Vatonnage
Zyquux
DA
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Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Be more patient. The story updates take a while to write up.
Link Lab- Guy in Charge
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Name: Eliot Egawa
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Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
I abstained every freaking day. Sure, that's fairly boring play, but I'm surprised that anybody thought I'm mafia...
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Zink120 wrote:I abstained every freaking day. Sure, that's fairly boring play, but I'm surprised that anybody thought I'm mafia...
Ah, but lack of action is the most suspicious action of all.
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
every time you vote for abstain another feminist kickstarter is funded
spplmj- Vintage Guy
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Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Actually, RNG voting is also pretty suspicious as well and was deemed even more detrimental to the town back on CoF.Sceptilianblade wrote:Ah, but lack of action is the most suspicious action of all.
Link Lab- Guy in Charge
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Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Link Lab wrote:Actually, RNG voting is also pretty suspicious as well and was deemed even more detrimental to the town back on CoF.Sceptilianblade wrote:Ah, but lack of action is the most suspicious action of all.
I see...
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
"Alright everyone" said Rofl, the organizing cop, the burning is about to start. You got your results ready?"
"Yes" replied another one "We have three--"
"OH STOP IT WITH YOUR GOD DAMN TIES!!"
Just then, un-professional cop Stalin steps up.
"Comrades, we must not lose our grip on this." he says, as he activates some commands on his B.U.S. "Look, to stop this tie, I will vote for Comrade Zink right here"
Cloak, starts looking left and right, noticing something missing...
"Hey! Where's my B.U.S.!? ... And since when do YOU have a B.U.S.!?" said Cloak
"Calm down, man!" said Rofl "He probably just borrowed it for a while to cast his vo--oh!"
Rofl was started by his B.U.S., which now read "TRANSFERRING ELECTRON DATA. PLEASE WAIT"
"Wait! This is just a misunderstanding!" said Zink, who was being beamed into the alleged Terrorist's mind "Just because I have Silencing powers doesn't mean I'm evil!"
And with that, Zink's mind was beamed into the alleged terrorist's mind, as his former host collapsed to the ground, only to regain conciousness shortly after.
"Wha-where am I?" said Zink's former host
"Okay" said Rofl "I guess this should be it, isn't that ri--"
Rofl is interrupted by the agonizing screams of Zink, now on the alleged terrorist's body, who was now being burned alive.
The B.U.S. read "LIFE SIGNS: BURNING. APPROXIMATE TIME OF DEATH: T-15 SECONDS"
"...let's get out of here before his screams haunt my already tormented nights" said Rofl
"Yeah" said another cop "let's"
"How about no?" said Axel
"What? Why not?" said Rofl
"We're not sure if he's really going to die right here. I mean, he could escape from the stake, causing a time paradox. That could be dangerous to our timeline, no?"
"Look, the B.U.S. said that Zink will die in--oh. Would you look at that"
Rofl looks at his B.U.S., which now reads "LIFE SIGNS: NULL. STATUS OF ZINK: BURNINATED", as Rofl now shudders at the recent happenings.
"Let's just teleport to the next timeline" said Rofl
"Nah" said Axel, as he opens up his B.U.S.'s control panel "I like it here a lot"
He begins tapping some options
"Specially when you're stuck here for all eternity!" he said, as everyone else froze in place.
"Aaah, nothing like a good time-stopping to cool the brain. Now.
B.U.S.! sudo TES.jar!"
The holographic panel grows in size, and Axel begins pointing it at each alive member one by one.
"Firewaller... Hacker... Hacker... I should kill those two on my way out... Dead Target... sorry Zink... B.U.S. Manager... faulty B.U.S... Ah-hah! There we go. Status: Warping.
B.U.S., give me the destination of this warper"
The B.U.S. replies with "DESTINATION UNKOWN. IT HAS A STRONG DISTURBANCE SURROUNDING IT THAT PREVENTS ANALYSIS"
"Guess I should go check it out!"
With that, he changes the space-time coordinates on his B.U.S. to roughly match the ones on his target: Mentle.
"B.U.S... sudo -Restore"
Time is no longer stopped and everyone is beamed away.
MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE SCENES
Mentle gets beamed into his seat, facing his computer, inside a pocket dimension. The dimension's boundaries make it impossible for him to be affected by the time-changes surrounding him.
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CRAP!?" said Mentle "First, my teammates are missing, and now this guy stops time all of a sudden! And I still haven't got my Cola! Ugh..."
He then looks at the "Portal Coordinates" window, showing the last location the portal lead to.
"Strange... I don't remember inputting these coordinates... come to think of it, is this even a timeline?
...what if my teammates were kidnapped by something in that timeline!?"
He then proceeds to sit down for a bit and think deeply...
"...I think I got it. It's time to lock and load!"
He then proceeds to equip himself with all the arsenal he can find in the Pocket Dimension's closet.
A mop, a rake, a broom...
...a lightsaber, 2 uzis, a neuralizer, a sonic screwdriver, a box of hand grenades, a TF Industries self-building Sentry gun, 2 MRE's (wiki it)
and to finish everything off... 2 cans of Big Cola.
"WE HAD THESE HERE ALL ALONG!?"
He types in some commands on his PC, and then activates the portal.
"KINECT! Self-Destruct Sequence if varReturnTime greater than 20 minutes!"
His computer then reads "Commencing Self-Destruct Sequence in 20 minutes"
"Time to go rambo up in this bitch." says Mentle, as he jumps into the portal fully loaded.
MEANWHILE, SOMEPLACE ELSE
Mentle teleports into the scene.
"ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING PEST!" shouted Mentle "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIENDS!?
AND WHERE ARE YOU!?"
Just then, a giant claw sliced the top of Mentle's head, exposing his brain.
"...huh. Should've seen that one coming" said Mentle as he collapsed to the ground with a very audible THUD.
BACK AT THE POCKET DIMENSION
Axel teleports into the Pocket Dimension's closet, crashing into all the other stuff in it.
"UGH! I hate it when approximate coordinates do this to me!" said Axel. He opens the door and finds 2 computers running.
"Oh! So this is the Editor's hardware and software..."
He then presses a button in a device he has on his ear, as he places a small device on the floor "Ambassador Axel to mission control. I've infiltrated the Editor Hideout. Placing beacon as we speak. Prepare for raid."
Just then, a squadron of Gamma Corp. troops teleports into the Pocket Dimension.
"Alright, men" said Axel "Make of this whatever you want and take it to Supreme Emperor Baas"
"Sir!" said one of the soldiers "There appears to be a self-destruct sequence that is about to begin in 10 minutes!"
"Lemme see that."
He connects his B.U.S. to it, and the Self-Destruct sequence is overridden.
"See? Simple as that"
His B.U.S. begins beeping, showcasing some coordinates in an alternate dimension of an alternate timeline
"Hm... why would the Editors teleport there? They have no business with the F'rkhaurq... unless they've been set up, explaining arth 17984's 1F6th timeline's demise...
...I NEED 3 MEN TO FOLLOW ME!"
BACK AT THAT OTHER PLACE
Axel and his men teleport into the scene.
"Alright men, it could be dangerous out here. Stay on your guard."
His squadron nods, as they slowly begin walking forward, pointing their guns forward.
Just then, a quick-sprinting Alien rushes and snatches one of the soldiers away.
Flustered, Axel lowers his gun and turns back to face his Squadron
"WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST SAY!?"
Then, from the ground up, 4 F'rkhaurq rise, surrounding them.
"Ẃ̦̳̱̯̠̟̦̞̖̠ͅȩ̵̵̧͇̖̖̖͠ ͠҉͏̱̰̯̝̪̗̹͈̟͚̺́a̡҉̸̧̗̥͉̻ͅŗ̶̵̞̝̤̫́͢è̷̥̰͉̩̠̻̬͕̦͈̟̭̗̪̘͓̣̘͚ ̴̡̫͍̺̪̳͜͝t̴̨̕͏̼̟̠͔̦̫͇̥̘̺̼̲̺̹̤͚̪ͅh͕͇̖͍̞̯̲̤̟̗͈̝̫͓̗̮͠é̢͙̟͍̝̙͡͞ ̸̙͕͉̬̗͇ͅF͏̵̢͍̣̬̥͙̭̦͓͔̪͎̫ͅ'̡͢҉̴͚̩̲͖͎̱͇̲̳̤̤̲͜r͕̬̪͚̼͠k̴̨̖̜̩̟̻͉̲͓̰͙h̸̴̘͎͙̝͓̥̞̣̣̘̲̫͓͔̗̳͚͔͜a͝҉̭̳̮̻͚̠̭̼̘̗͎̟͇u̯̼̯̠͇͔̩̟̮͚͚̱͟͝ͅr̡̛̝̪̰͇̠̝̖̟̙̮̤q͏͈̤̮̗̖̞̕͟.̶̵̷̯̞̳̼̩̞̟ ̸͙̘̦̼̳̹̼́̕͠Ṛ̸̵̡̬̜̻͡ͅe̷̴̴̟͕͚̯͕̝͖̜͔̩͚̞̟͍̺͍͜ͅş̶̱͉̯̝̩̞̦̗̤̼̣̳̳͙̣̯̩̭͠ͅi͢҉͚͚͕̳̗̪̹̣̘̟̟̺̳̲̼̞̪s̢̢̙͚̰͙͙̖̼̦͖ͅt̶̨̡̫̜͔̹̭̲̮̤͠a҉͙͙̦̣̱͈͔͕̻̕ņ̨̛͔̩̯͙̲̥̖̱̙̣̹̬̝́͢ͅç̜̙̼̝̹͙̥̰͠͞͝è͇͎̩̥̮̱̯̜͎̳͙̤͚͝ͅͅ ̶̨̱͚̰̦̩̹͓͚̝̝̥͎̯̹̟͕͇̀ͅi̛̥͓̘̹̬͟͢s̵̡̤̖̮̭͉͓̫͔̝̗̝̥̮ ͝҉̪̞̭͚͠f͟҉͢͏̘͇̗͖̺̭̤̬͓͇̜̦̥̜̗͚̟̣̣ṵ̝͇͚̜̘̝̕͡ṱ̴̸̡̛̟̩̲̫̠͕͕̙̪͚̗̲̼̞̬͘i̝̯͕̘͇͔̠̜͎̰̜̣̣͈̠̕̕l͝҉̙͉̤̖̻̣̳e̡͉͓̣̜̝̤̪̠͉͚̕͟͡.̷̧͕̼̼͇̞̟̻͠ ̢̖̗̰̤̕͡Y̶̮̭̹̪̠̝̥̞͔͈͢o̢͏̢̻̣̲͕͖̙̜͍̩ụ̵̶̙̩̜͎̙̱̥͓̪͔̩͇͔̠͜͜ ̸̲̞̠͖̦̤͔̦͈͜͠ͅw̮̯̗̻͍̭̣̹̭̩̣͈͖̣͡į̸̰̮̜͉̩͖̫͕̹ĺ͢͏̶͎͖̤̘͇̬̰͔̣̯̩̻̮̣̼̝͞l͏̨͖̬̣͎̟ ̙̻̹̩̪̥̣̝̰͕͓̼̙̟̩̀̕ḇ̨̰̩̺̞̼̪̭̀͘͢è̦̦̰͔̩́̕͟ ͓̫̮͚͉̺̲̩̥̖̗͉͎͉͙̟̰̥̳̀͠à͚͔̣͔̳͓̯̤̠͈͍̠͓̼̘̘̹͜ͅs̢͏̦̘̮̲̳̝͚̜͎̙͈͕ͅs͖̱̫͇͘̕͢͠͡i̵̵̡̛̛̪̯̟͇̦̘͉̩̟̣m̶̷̥̙̩͍̙͕̫̣͓̣̹̘̮̥͙͙̲̻̼͝i̴̞̮͙̫̙͟l̸̢̛͟͏̰͚̫̜̝̫͕̘̳̞̹̖̦͍̻͎̝̳ą͠͏̭͙̻͔̝͕̖̩̪̙̹͓̝ͅͅt̡̯̝͕̳̳̝̻͈͙͎͉̫͟e̡̢̧̹̩͇̞̱͠͡d҉̵̧̡̟̰͚͇̠̜͔̭̰̞̪̲̯͈̘̠́.̴̵̵̶̮̗̹̦̙̘̳͓͇̱̜́" said the 4 aliens in unison
"See, this is why you should always bring both a translator and a time stopper" said Axel, as he presses a button on his B.U.S.
Time suddenly stops, yet the aliens keep talking, albeit more clear each time
"Ẃ̦̳̱̯̠̟̦̞̖̠ͅȩ̵̵̧͇̖̖̖͠ ͠҉͏̱̰̯̝̪̗̹͈̟͚̺́a̡҉̸̧̗̥͉̻ͅŗ̶̵̞̝̤̫́͢è̷̥̰͉̩̠̻̬͕̦͈̟̭̗̪̘͓̣̘͚--W̝̮͎̻̣̜ḛ̴͉̠̩ͅ ͏͈̩̦a̧̘̩̹̱̘͈͕re̯--We are--OH DESIAH!"
"...I hate the F'rkhaurq accent SO MUCH..." said Axel
"HERRO? WHAT BRING YA TO DA F'RKHAURQ LAND, EH?" said the now-translated F'rkhaurq leader
"Oh, I'unno.. shopping.. visiting some relatives, TALK ABOUT THE INVASION OF OUR TIMELINE! And apparently the editors too."
"OH! YOU AH TURYIN TO KNO, NO? WE F'RKHAURQ, WE MAKU DEAR WITH DE EDITAS SO WE TRAVERU TO TIME-RINE OF YO DEMISE, YES"
"But what for?"
"FOR UNECESSARI CONTRORU OF TIME-RINE!"
"What?! Prove it! Gamma Corp. is here only to serve for the good of all of us in the past, present and future!"
"THEN WHY YOU TIME-STOPPU US WHEN TIME-STOPPU ROUTINES ARE IRREGARU?"
...
...
...
"..CUT HIS CLAW, MEN!" ordered Axel, as they decided to cut his claw, then kill them all
"Ambassador Axel to Mission Control, we are in possesion of Enemy DNA. They also took care of the editors in the process. Continuing mission New Timeline X23"
"Goood" said someone on the other side of the conversation "Now everyone will remember why Gamma Corp. rules time and space with an iron hand, right here in fabulous Victory City!"
"Is your pocket dimension ready, sir?"
"I'm sitting on it right now! Ahahahahahahah!"
"Understood. Beginning Timeline Creation, extintion of the Editors and F'rkhaurq"
With that call, Axel teleported to the pocket dimension where Supreme Emperor Baas resided. Time was being reshaped to the will and way of the Gamma Corp. bigwigs...
...this wasn't the first time it happened, though. Last timeline was also a Gamma Corp. force-regulated timeline...
...and with that, time was being reshaped entirely...
A movie is being shown to a mass of people. It's almost ending.
"...and in such situations, your only option is to pray that the next leap is the leap home. So don't forget to adjust the quantum accelerator before you do your leap! Remember to always have your digital copy of The Time Cop's Guide to Time Travel when in doubt. And if you're still clueless, you can order a DRM free copy of 'Time Traveling and You: The basic steps and the Grandfather Paradox' from our iTunes page. Remember! The space-time continuum is in your hands. You, brave time cop. Let life continue with the course of Earth 17985's 132nd timeline!"
A vignette saying "THE END" is then displayed, followed by some quickly scrolling text on the bottom that said
The movie ends, as the room's lights turn on and Phoenix, wearing his usual Admiral's attire steps into the podium.
"So you see, trainees? That's why you shouldn't fuck up when going into the wild that is the timey wimey ball that is REAL! QUANTUM! TIME-TRAVEL TELEPORTATION!"
Meanwhile, behind the "classroom", Axel and Supreme Emperor Baas watch the class unfold.
"I love how they still believe that Pentadimensional Being bullshit, your excellency" said Axel
"Ambassador, I am forever grateful of this fix of the timeline." said Emperor Baas "This guy was THIS CLOSE to exposing the secrets of Gamma Corp. to the world"
"Speaking of, sir, who was this guy?"
"Hm?"
"The one that was about to reveal the secrets of Gamma Corp.?"
"Oh, the one who is called by the peasants of this world 'The Nameless Hero'"
"You mean Rofl?"
"Rofl was just a pseudonym. His real name was Abstain"
"That doesn't sound like an actual name, your excellency"
"You're telling that to a Space-Time emperor named Nale, of all things! Ahahahahahah!"
"Hahahahahah!"
The two end up laughing the night away.
Good job, guys, you've let Axel win by RNG screw.
"Yes" replied another one "We have three--"
"OH STOP IT WITH YOUR GOD DAMN TIES!!"
Just then, un-professional cop Stalin steps up.
"Comrades, we must not lose our grip on this." he says, as he activates some commands on his B.U.S. "Look, to stop this tie, I will vote for Comrade Zink right here"
Cloak, starts looking left and right, noticing something missing...
"Hey! Where's my B.U.S.!? ... And since when do YOU have a B.U.S.!?" said Cloak
"Calm down, man!" said Rofl "He probably just borrowed it for a while to cast his vo--oh!"
Rofl was started by his B.U.S., which now read "TRANSFERRING ELECTRON DATA. PLEASE WAIT"
"Wait! This is just a misunderstanding!" said Zink, who was being beamed into the alleged Terrorist's mind "Just because I have Silencing powers doesn't mean I'm evil!"
And with that, Zink's mind was beamed into the alleged terrorist's mind, as his former host collapsed to the ground, only to regain conciousness shortly after.
"Wha-where am I?" said Zink's former host
"Okay" said Rofl "I guess this should be it, isn't that ri--"
Rofl is interrupted by the agonizing screams of Zink, now on the alleged terrorist's body, who was now being burned alive.
The B.U.S. read "LIFE SIGNS: BURNING. APPROXIMATE TIME OF DEATH: T-15 SECONDS"
"...let's get out of here before his screams haunt my already tormented nights" said Rofl
"Yeah" said another cop "let's"
"How about no?" said Axel
"What? Why not?" said Rofl
"We're not sure if he's really going to die right here. I mean, he could escape from the stake, causing a time paradox. That could be dangerous to our timeline, no?"
"Look, the B.U.S. said that Zink will die in--oh. Would you look at that"
Rofl looks at his B.U.S., which now reads "LIFE SIGNS: NULL. STATUS OF ZINK: BURNINATED", as Rofl now shudders at the recent happenings.
"Let's just teleport to the next timeline" said Rofl
"Nah" said Axel, as he opens up his B.U.S.'s control panel "I like it here a lot"
He begins tapping some options
"Specially when you're stuck here for all eternity!" he said, as everyone else froze in place.
"Aaah, nothing like a good time-stopping to cool the brain. Now.
B.U.S.! sudo TES.jar!"
The holographic panel grows in size, and Axel begins pointing it at each alive member one by one.
"Firewaller... Hacker... Hacker... I should kill those two on my way out... Dead Target... sorry Zink... B.U.S. Manager... faulty B.U.S... Ah-hah! There we go. Status: Warping.
B.U.S., give me the destination of this warper"
The B.U.S. replies with "DESTINATION UNKOWN. IT HAS A STRONG DISTURBANCE SURROUNDING IT THAT PREVENTS ANALYSIS"
"Guess I should go check it out!"
With that, he changes the space-time coordinates on his B.U.S. to roughly match the ones on his target: Mentle.
"B.U.S... sudo -Restore"
Time is no longer stopped and everyone is beamed away.
MEANWHILE, BEHIND THE SCENES
Mentle gets beamed into his seat, facing his computer, inside a pocket dimension. The dimension's boundaries make it impossible for him to be affected by the time-changes surrounding him.
"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CRAP!?" said Mentle "First, my teammates are missing, and now this guy stops time all of a sudden! And I still haven't got my Cola! Ugh..."
He then looks at the "Portal Coordinates" window, showing the last location the portal lead to.
"Strange... I don't remember inputting these coordinates... come to think of it, is this even a timeline?
...what if my teammates were kidnapped by something in that timeline!?"
He then proceeds to sit down for a bit and think deeply...
"...I think I got it. It's time to lock and load!"
He then proceeds to equip himself with all the arsenal he can find in the Pocket Dimension's closet.
A mop, a rake, a broom...
...a lightsaber, 2 uzis, a neuralizer, a sonic screwdriver, a box of hand grenades, a TF Industries self-building Sentry gun, 2 MRE's (wiki it)
and to finish everything off... 2 cans of Big Cola.
"WE HAD THESE HERE ALL ALONG!?"
He types in some commands on his PC, and then activates the portal.
"KINECT! Self-Destruct Sequence if varReturnTime greater than 20 minutes!"
His computer then reads "Commencing Self-Destruct Sequence in 20 minutes"
"Time to go rambo up in this bitch." says Mentle, as he jumps into the portal fully loaded.
MEANWHILE, SOMEPLACE ELSE
Mentle teleports into the scene.
"ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKING PEST!" shouted Mentle "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIENDS!?
AND WHERE ARE YOU!?"
Just then, a giant claw sliced the top of Mentle's head, exposing his brain.
"...huh. Should've seen that one coming" said Mentle as he collapsed to the ground with a very audible THUD.
BACK AT THE POCKET DIMENSION
Axel teleports into the Pocket Dimension's closet, crashing into all the other stuff in it.
"UGH! I hate it when approximate coordinates do this to me!" said Axel. He opens the door and finds 2 computers running.
"Oh! So this is the Editor's hardware and software..."
He then presses a button in a device he has on his ear, as he places a small device on the floor "Ambassador Axel to mission control. I've infiltrated the Editor Hideout. Placing beacon as we speak. Prepare for raid."
Just then, a squadron of Gamma Corp. troops teleports into the Pocket Dimension.
"Alright, men" said Axel "Make of this whatever you want and take it to Supreme Emperor Baas"
"Sir!" said one of the soldiers "There appears to be a self-destruct sequence that is about to begin in 10 minutes!"
"Lemme see that."
He connects his B.U.S. to it, and the Self-Destruct sequence is overridden.
"See? Simple as that"
His B.U.S. begins beeping, showcasing some coordinates in an alternate dimension of an alternate timeline
"Hm... why would the Editors teleport there? They have no business with the F'rkhaurq... unless they've been set up, explaining arth 17984's 1F6th timeline's demise...
...I NEED 3 MEN TO FOLLOW ME!"
BACK AT THAT OTHER PLACE
Axel and his men teleport into the scene.
"Alright men, it could be dangerous out here. Stay on your guard."
His squadron nods, as they slowly begin walking forward, pointing their guns forward.
Just then, a quick-sprinting Alien rushes and snatches one of the soldiers away.
Flustered, Axel lowers his gun and turns back to face his Squadron
"WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST SAY!?"
Then, from the ground up, 4 F'rkhaurq rise, surrounding them.
"Ẃ̦̳̱̯̠̟̦̞̖̠ͅȩ̵̵̧͇̖̖̖͠ ͠҉͏̱̰̯̝̪̗̹͈̟͚̺́a̡҉̸̧̗̥͉̻ͅŗ̶̵̞̝̤̫́͢è̷̥̰͉̩̠̻̬͕̦͈̟̭̗̪̘͓̣̘͚ ̴̡̫͍̺̪̳͜͝t̴̨̕͏̼̟̠͔̦̫͇̥̘̺̼̲̺̹̤͚̪ͅh͕͇̖͍̞̯̲̤̟̗͈̝̫͓̗̮͠é̢͙̟͍̝̙͡͞ ̸̙͕͉̬̗͇ͅF͏̵̢͍̣̬̥͙̭̦͓͔̪͎̫ͅ'̡͢҉̴͚̩̲͖͎̱͇̲̳̤̤̲͜r͕̬̪͚̼͠k̴̨̖̜̩̟̻͉̲͓̰͙h̸̴̘͎͙̝͓̥̞̣̣̘̲̫͓͔̗̳͚͔͜a͝҉̭̳̮̻͚̠̭̼̘̗͎̟͇u̯̼̯̠͇͔̩̟̮͚͚̱͟͝ͅr̡̛̝̪̰͇̠̝̖̟̙̮̤q͏͈̤̮̗̖̞̕͟.̶̵̷̯̞̳̼̩̞̟ ̸͙̘̦̼̳̹̼́̕͠Ṛ̸̵̡̬̜̻͡ͅe̷̴̴̟͕͚̯͕̝͖̜͔̩͚̞̟͍̺͍͜ͅş̶̱͉̯̝̩̞̦̗̤̼̣̳̳͙̣̯̩̭͠ͅi͢҉͚͚͕̳̗̪̹̣̘̟̟̺̳̲̼̞̪s̢̢̙͚̰͙͙̖̼̦͖ͅt̶̨̡̫̜͔̹̭̲̮̤͠a҉͙͙̦̣̱͈͔͕̻̕ņ̨̛͔̩̯͙̲̥̖̱̙̣̹̬̝́͢ͅç̜̙̼̝̹͙̥̰͠͞͝è͇͎̩̥̮̱̯̜͎̳͙̤͚͝ͅͅ ̶̨̱͚̰̦̩̹͓͚̝̝̥͎̯̹̟͕͇̀ͅi̛̥͓̘̹̬͟͢s̵̡̤̖̮̭͉͓̫͔̝̗̝̥̮ ͝҉̪̞̭͚͠f͟҉͢͏̘͇̗͖̺̭̤̬͓͇̜̦̥̜̗͚̟̣̣ṵ̝͇͚̜̘̝̕͡ṱ̴̸̡̛̟̩̲̫̠͕͕̙̪͚̗̲̼̞̬͘i̝̯͕̘͇͔̠̜͎̰̜̣̣͈̠̕̕l͝҉̙͉̤̖̻̣̳e̡͉͓̣̜̝̤̪̠͉͚̕͟͡.̷̧͕̼̼͇̞̟̻͠ ̢̖̗̰̤̕͡Y̶̮̭̹̪̠̝̥̞͔͈͢o̢͏̢̻̣̲͕͖̙̜͍̩ụ̵̶̙̩̜͎̙̱̥͓̪͔̩͇͔̠͜͜ ̸̲̞̠͖̦̤͔̦͈͜͠ͅw̮̯̗̻͍̭̣̹̭̩̣͈͖̣͡į̸̰̮̜͉̩͖̫͕̹ĺ͢͏̶͎͖̤̘͇̬̰͔̣̯̩̻̮̣̼̝͞l͏̨͖̬̣͎̟ ̙̻̹̩̪̥̣̝̰͕͓̼̙̟̩̀̕ḇ̨̰̩̺̞̼̪̭̀͘͢è̦̦̰͔̩́̕͟ ͓̫̮͚͉̺̲̩̥̖̗͉͎͉͙̟̰̥̳̀͠à͚͔̣͔̳͓̯̤̠͈͍̠͓̼̘̘̹͜ͅs̢͏̦̘̮̲̳̝͚̜͎̙͈͕ͅs͖̱̫͇͘̕͢͠͡i̵̵̡̛̛̪̯̟͇̦̘͉̩̟̣m̶̷̥̙̩͍̙͕̫̣͓̣̹̘̮̥͙͙̲̻̼͝i̴̞̮͙̫̙͟l̸̢̛͟͏̰͚̫̜̝̫͕̘̳̞̹̖̦͍̻͎̝̳ą͠͏̭͙̻͔̝͕̖̩̪̙̹͓̝ͅͅt̡̯̝͕̳̳̝̻͈͙͎͉̫͟e̡̢̧̹̩͇̞̱͠͡d҉̵̧̡̟̰͚͇̠̜͔̭̰̞̪̲̯͈̘̠́.̴̵̵̶̮̗̹̦̙̘̳͓͇̱̜́" said the 4 aliens in unison
"See, this is why you should always bring both a translator and a time stopper" said Axel, as he presses a button on his B.U.S.
Time suddenly stops, yet the aliens keep talking, albeit more clear each time
"Ẃ̦̳̱̯̠̟̦̞̖̠ͅȩ̵̵̧͇̖̖̖͠ ͠҉͏̱̰̯̝̪̗̹͈̟͚̺́a̡҉̸̧̗̥͉̻ͅŗ̶̵̞̝̤̫́͢è̷̥̰͉̩̠̻̬͕̦͈̟̭̗̪̘͓̣̘͚--W̝̮͎̻̣̜ḛ̴͉̠̩ͅ ͏͈̩̦a̧̘̩̹̱̘͈͕re̯--We are--OH DESIAH!"
"...I hate the F'rkhaurq accent SO MUCH..." said Axel
"HERRO? WHAT BRING YA TO DA F'RKHAURQ LAND, EH?" said the now-translated F'rkhaurq leader
"Oh, I'unno.. shopping.. visiting some relatives, TALK ABOUT THE INVASION OF OUR TIMELINE! And apparently the editors too."
"OH! YOU AH TURYIN TO KNO, NO? WE F'RKHAURQ, WE MAKU DEAR WITH DE EDITAS SO WE TRAVERU TO TIME-RINE OF YO DEMISE, YES"
"But what for?"
"FOR UNECESSARI CONTRORU OF TIME-RINE!"
"What?! Prove it! Gamma Corp. is here only to serve for the good of all of us in the past, present and future!"
"THEN WHY YOU TIME-STOPPU US WHEN TIME-STOPPU ROUTINES ARE IRREGARU?"
...
...
...
"..CUT HIS CLAW, MEN!" ordered Axel, as they decided to cut his claw, then kill them all
"Ambassador Axel to Mission Control, we are in possesion of Enemy DNA. They also took care of the editors in the process. Continuing mission New Timeline X23"
"Goood" said someone on the other side of the conversation "Now everyone will remember why Gamma Corp. rules time and space with an iron hand, right here in fabulous Victory City!"
"Is your pocket dimension ready, sir?"
"I'm sitting on it right now! Ahahahahahahah!"
"Understood. Beginning Timeline Creation, extintion of the Editors and F'rkhaurq"
With that call, Axel teleported to the pocket dimension where Supreme Emperor Baas resided. Time was being reshaped to the will and way of the Gamma Corp. bigwigs...
...this wasn't the first time it happened, though. Last timeline was also a Gamma Corp. force-regulated timeline...
...and with that, time was being reshaped entirely...
A movie is being shown to a mass of people. It's almost ending.
"...and in such situations, your only option is to pray that the next leap is the leap home. So don't forget to adjust the quantum accelerator before you do your leap! Remember to always have your digital copy of The Time Cop's Guide to Time Travel when in doubt. And if you're still clueless, you can order a DRM free copy of 'Time Traveling and You: The basic steps and the Grandfather Paradox' from our iTunes page. Remember! The space-time continuum is in your hands. You, brave time cop. Let life continue with the course of Earth 17985's 132nd timeline!"
A vignette saying "THE END" is then displayed, followed by some quickly scrolling text on the bottom that said
The movie ends, as the room's lights turn on and Phoenix, wearing his usual Admiral's attire steps into the podium.
"So you see, trainees? That's why you shouldn't fuck up when going into the wild that is the timey wimey ball that is REAL! QUANTUM! TIME-TRAVEL TELEPORTATION!"
Meanwhile, behind the "classroom", Axel and Supreme Emperor Baas watch the class unfold.
"I love how they still believe that Pentadimensional Being bullshit, your excellency" said Axel
"Ambassador, I am forever grateful of this fix of the timeline." said Emperor Baas "This guy was THIS CLOSE to exposing the secrets of Gamma Corp. to the world"
"Speaking of, sir, who was this guy?"
"Hm?"
"The one that was about to reveal the secrets of Gamma Corp.?"
"Oh, the one who is called by the peasants of this world 'The Nameless Hero'"
"You mean Rofl?"
"Rofl was just a pseudonym. His real name was Abstain"
"That doesn't sound like an actual name, your excellency"
"You're telling that to a Space-Time emperor named Nale, of all things! Ahahahahahah!"
"Hahahahahah!"
The two end up laughing the night away.
AXEL WINS
He successfully lynched the 3 targets he had to lynch.
Night Actions and Role Reveals coming soon.
He successfully lynched the 3 targets he had to lynch.
Night Actions and Role Reveals coming soon.
Good job, guys, you've let Axel win by RNG screw.
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Seriously can't believe the odds of what went on in this round.
Even with that much luck on our side, we still weren't as lucky as Axel.
Even with that much luck on our side, we still weren't as lucky as Axel.
Link Lab- Guy in Charge
- Posts : 593
Join date : 2012-06-11
Age : 33
Location : Kakariko City, Hyrule
ANV Character
Name: Eliot Egawa
HP:(400/400)
TP:(920/1000)
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Well, I can't be sure until we get all the roles, but with the info I got for now I'd say...I'm pretty disappointed with the balance of this round, even if my expectations are always high for DA games.
I'm curious about the night decisions.
I'm curious about the night decisions.
Mentle- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 674
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 32
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Role Reveal Time!
First off: The Aliens weren't exactly a cult, they were a second mafia with a hint of cult: They could only recruit mafia members.
THE HEROES
Rofl
Axel
You already know Zyq and Phoenix's roles
Zink
Cloak
Stalin and Spp
Nyu
Scept
Draco
THE VILLAINS
Ment
Nanon
Link
THE GUY WHO CAUSED CONTROVERSY AND FUCKED UP THE MAFIA BIG TIME
Vat
First off: The Aliens weren't exactly a cult, they were a second mafia with a hint of cult: They could only recruit mafia members.
THE HEROES
Rofl
- Spoiler:
- Dear [NAME UNKOWN. CLOSEST MATCH: ROFL]
We are forever grateful for your services in favor of the Gamma Corp. Time Cop Initiative. We are still confused as to why you are not willing to join the ranks of Time Cop, instead doing freelance work for us when the situation is dire.
Nevertheless, we've tried tracking you down with some help from out Pentadimensional Acquaintances, but to no avail. We have, however, found out that you decided to join the cause of helping find the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's problem by entering the Quantum Leap Accelerator.
We are once again grateful for your actions, but we must warn you that the electron accelerator on the Quantum Leap Accelerator has effectively weakened your very state. As such, any misfire will most likely be redirected by a time fluke to one of your past lives.
We implore you to be careful on your voyage.
IN OTHER WORDS
You are ABSTAIN: THE NAMELESS HERO!
You are a freelance hero who travels through time, doing all by yourself the job those idiots at Gamma Corp. can't handle. Unfortunately, due to some technobabble shennanigans, this current mission has weakened you.
You have 50 hit points. Every night, the abstain votes and the votes against you will be tallied up. For every vote against you (As in, any vote against ROFL) you will have 1 hit point removed. Every abstained vote (As in, any vote labeled ABSTAIN or ABSTAINING or... you get the idea) will remove 2 hit points.
If your 50 hit points are depleted when the deadline comes, you will be the one lynched, regardless of vote count, and everyone will mourn your death the next morning, thus making 2 night phases back-to-back. Also, everyone will no longer be able to abstain their votes.
No one must know your identity. NO ONE. That's why, if you role-reveal, or if you PM someone, YOU'RE DEAD. COMPLETELY. Why? Because someone will track you down in time and make sure you were never born.
It's not all doom and gloom, man. If you get targeted by a killing role at night, you will not die. Likewise, if you get lynched by normal methods, you will not be lynched that day, and there will be no lynching that day, even if the amount of votes tally up to your death.
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
WHAT DA DIDN'T TELL HIM
You get Headshot, yet survive, if someone tries to nightkill you, giving you -10 HP
You suffer from Critical Hits if at the end, the total amount of HP removed is odd-numbered.
Axel
- Spoiler:
- Dear Ambassador Axel.
We are sorry to call upon your services at this time, but we have an emergency.
We have evidence that there are three rogue members of Gamma Corp. that know the dark secrets of the inner workings of Gamma Corp., its subsidiaries and the fact that the Pentadimensional Beings of Planet K is a hoax sponsored by K-Mart, and that we're the ones pulling the strings on the time business.
As such, you must eradicate these pests. Unfortunately, direct methods will raise suspicion, so you must convince your "teammates" to eliminate them for you via Lynch. Furthermore, we are hoping that you use the lynch excuse to use a time fluke in our favor to prevent these troubles from ever happening, so we need the kill to ONLY be a "lynch".
Failure to do so will result in a mission failure, and you will resume your charade as part of the cops who are finding our the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's problems.
We count on your services, Ambassador, and good luck.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
You are a LYNCHER!
You must make everyone lynch 3 people on your hit list.
Your targets are [DATA EXPUNGED]. The only way to eliminate them from your hit-list is if they are only killed via lynch. If they are night-killed, the mission is over and you will resume the main mission of eradicating the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans.
You alone will win when your 3 targets are lynched. If one of your targets is killed, then you will win with the rest of the time cops: by taking down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans (AKA, Townie Win).
You already know Zyq and Phoenix's roles
Zink
- Spoiler:
- Dear Dr. [ZINK]
We are afraid that some of our collegues in the Gamma Corp. Time Cop Initiative may actually be Editor Infiltrators. This is why we ask your services.
As one of the pioneers of the Quantum Leap Initiative, we trust that you can hack the system frequencies and manipulate the electron transmission on your collegues.
We want you to temporarily vegetize the minds of who you believe to be Editor Infiltrators, only leaving room for the original host's mind.
We count on your services and wish you the best of luck on this mission.
IN OTHER WORDS
You are a SILENCER! (Or Stumper in Mafia Terms)
Each night, you may choose a target. The following day, that target will not be able to vote, effectively making him as valuable as a dead player, and the following night, any and all night actions against him will be nullified. Even kills. He will also be unable to do any night actions whatsoever.
He will return to his regular player status the day following his inactive night.
Be warned, though, that this skill of yours takes time to do, and as such, You are limited to using it once every 2 nights. You are allowed to not use your skill for 2 nights, gaining another shot at silencing another target (Max. 3 targets silenced per night).
You can also Silence Yourself if you wish to do so, but you will lose control of yourself far longer. You will be inactive 2 nights, and the 2-night recharge penalty will also take effect.
If you need anymore help, feel free to contact me.
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
Cloak
- Spoiler:
- Dear [CLOAK]
We here at Gamma Corp. have requested your Boson Unification System to manipulate the patterns of the Quantum Leap Accelerator's time traveling algorithms to confuse the ones who caused the downfall of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline (most likely the Editors).
We want you to switch the electrons of your teammates in the middle of a leap in order to protect them from any and all casualties that may occur when the Editors hack the electron stream of a person in the middle of a leap.
We count on your services and wish you the best of luck on this mission.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
You're the B.U.S. OPERATOR! (or Bus Driver!)
You know the drill of a bus driver, select two targets. Any actions that go to Target A will go to Target B and all actions that go to Target B will go to Target A.
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
Stalin and Spp
- Spoiler:
This is a Gamma Corp. Automated Email
Gamma Corp. - Your Future (and Past, Present and Alternate Timelines) is in good hands!
WE STRONGLY ADVISE NOT TO CLICK "SAVE MESSAGE" DUE TO THIS REVEALING YOUR PRIVATE DATA TO THE UNKOWING AND OUTDATED WORLD. THIS COULD CAUSE A TIME PARADOX.
Fuck that shit! We're calling the shots here! But still, don't click Save Message. That could foil our plans.
Comrade Stalin/Spplmj.
We have located a user of the Boson Unification System in Gamma Corp.'s ranks. Your mission is to steal his B.U.S. program and use it for our benefit.
How do you do that? Automatically, of course!
If the B.U.S. Operator targets you, you will activate the B.U.S. Override Program and steal his B.U.S. Operating program for your own use, letting you manipulate the patterns of the Quantum Leap Accelerator's time traveling algorithms at your own will!
Still, you shouldn't blow your cover at all, so we recommend that you help out these fools in whatever world-saving shenanigans they are in. It doesn't hurt to help save the world, no?
This is the Red Trooper, signing off.
IN OTHER WORDS
You are a B.U.S. OVERRIDER!
Thanks to the Red Trooper's School of Hacking, Intel and Vodka (RTS HIV), you've managed to learn and intercept some B.U.S. Operators in the wild!
When you get targeted by a Bus Driver, you immediately steal his Bus Driving powers and make them your own. It's like the Mega Man of Bus Drivers!
Still, you should help these guys, even if they're not on your team. They wanna save the world. That's good, no?
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
Nyu
- Spoiler:
- Dear [NYU]
We thank you for joining Gamma Corp.'s Time Cop Initiative's Quantum Leap Timeline Saving Program. We must warn you, however, that there are people who want you dead in this mission.
We are talking, of course, about the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's downfall. Your mind electrons have been equipped with an automatic defense mechanism that activates on death. It will kill the person who wanted you dead by erasing them from this timeline.
We count on your services and wish you the best of luck on this mission.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
You are a Vengeful Townie!
When you are lynched, and only when you are lynched, you may choose a target that you wish to take down with you to the grave (via PM).
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
Scept
- Spoiler:
- Dear [SCEPT]
We here at Gamma Corp. have requested your services. We heard that you are the finest electron firewall activator, and we implore you that you use your methods by helping us.
By using your electron firewalls, you can prevent the Editors from taking down any casualties in the middle of a Quantum Leap.
We count on your services and wish you the best of luck on this mission.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
You're a ROLEBLOCKER!
Each night, you may choose a target. That target will be unable to do any night actions that night.
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
Draco
- Spoiler:
- Dear [DRACO]
It has come to our attention that there was a glitch in the chamber where you stood in order to partake on Gamma Corp.'s Time Cop Initiative's Quantum Leap Timeline Saving Program. As such, your abilities and expertise on your field will not be carried over with the rest of your mind electrons.
However, we are doing everything we can to map your mind on the body of a person on that time that excels in a certain ability.
We are sorry for the inconvenience and wish you the best of luck on this mission.
IN LAYMAN'S TERMS
You are a variation of the JACK OF ALL TRADES!
Each night, you will take on the body of someone from the time you and the rest arrived in. You will take on the abilities of him, thus making you have his ability that day.
For example, let's say your mind is mapped on the body of Nikola Tesla. You can invent something that day. Another example is your mind being mapped in the body of James Bond. You will gain vigilante abilities that day.
You win when you take down the cause of Earth 17984's 1F6th timeline's shenanigans! (AKA, Townie Win)
THE VILLAINS
Ment
- Spoiler:
- Hello World. We are the Editors.
We make history our bitch.
Expect us anytime. Literally.
Mentle, you are an Editor Representative! (AKA, The Mafia Godfather)
Each night, you and your cohorts [DATA EXPUNGED] must choose one of the Gamma Corp. idiots to kill. You have the final word on who gets killed that night. You also appear innocent to the investigative eye.
You win when you 3 outnumber the amount of Gamma Corp. idiots.
I set up a skype chat for you 3, by the way.
Nanon
- Spoiler:
- Nanon, you are the Editor Representative's Right-Hand Man! (AKA, the Backup Mafia Godfather)
Each night, you and your cohorts [DATA EXPUNGED] must choose one of the Gamma Corp. idiots to kill. You are a regular Editor Goon unless Mentlegen is no longer with you. In that case, you become the next representative.
When that happens, you have the final word on who gets killed that night. You also appear innocent to the investigative eye.
You win when you 3 outnumber the amount of Gamma Corp. idiots.
Link
- Spoiler:
- Link, you are the Time-Hacking Editor! (AKA, the Janitor)
Each night, you and your cohorts [DATA EXPUNGED] must choose one of the Gamma Corp. idiots to kill. Due to your l33t no-scope 360 time-travel haxx, when killing someone, you may erase his history from the timeline, making everyone forget he even existed, therefore not learning anything about his role.
You win when you 3 outnumber the amount of Gamma Corp. idiots.
THE GUY WHO CAUSED CONTROVERSY AND FUCKED UP THE MAFIA BIG TIME
Vat
- Spoiler:
- DECIPHERING MESSAGE.
MESSAGE DECIPHERED.
COMMENCING MESSAGE PRINTING.
0%
50%
100%
MESSAGE SUCCESSFULLY PRINTED ON SCREEN.
DISPLAYING MESSAGE.
"Hi Vat.
You are F'rkhaurq cadet, sent to infiltrate on Gamma Corp.'s plans.
You have your trusty Phaser. It is by default on its "Stun (Roleblock)" setting. Each night, you may target someone and use your phaser to Stun him, OR you can choose to not use your phaser that night, save up on energy and the following night, set your phaser to "Kill (Kill)" and kill whoever you target that night. Killing will reset your phaser to Stun.
Sadly, you are alone on this mission, but that can change. If you target (be it by Roleblock or Kill) a member of the Editors (Mafia), you will instead brainwash him and make him part of your army. The same happens if one of them targets you.
Also, if you target the same target as an Editor, you will instead shoot your phaser at the Editor (be it Roleblock or Kill. The effect will affect the Editor).
You win when you and your potential army outnumber the Gamma Corp. Meatbags"
MESSAGE DISPLAYED.
SHUTTING DOWN MAINFRAME.
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...
IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF THE MAINFRAME.
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3rd party on a 2win streak
whoulda thunk it?
whoulda thunk it?
spplmj- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 643
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 31
Location : in too deep
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
NIGHT ACTIONS
-NIGHT 1- HE COMES
Scept: Roleblock spp
Cloak: Bus Drive Vat and Nanon
Draco: (Had the power of JFK's Wife. Had Doctor abilities) Protect Stalin
Vat: Stun Link (BRAINWASHED!)
MAFIA: Kill Draco with Link (COCKBLOCKED! Link is now an Alien)
-NIGHT 2- The Day the Mafia Couldn't Do Jack Shit.
Scept: Roleblock Ment
Cloak: Swap Zyq and Nanon (ZYQ IS DEAD)
Vat: Kill Nanon (HIJACK!)
Mafia: Kill Rofl with Nanon (COCKBLOCKED AND ROLEBLOCKED!)
-NIGHT 3?- Saved for Story-related crap. Also, it was pretty hilarious.
Scept: Roleblock Rofl
Cloak: Swap Stalin and Rofl (BUS DRIVING STOLEN BY STALIN!)
Draco: (Had the power of Sir Fox Mulder, Knight of the Royal Guard) Investigate Cloak's alignment (INNOCENT), actions of Spp (Steals the Bus Driver's Ability)
Vat: Kill Spp
Mafiantlegen: Kill Vat (WELP)
Axel: Finish the Fight
-NIGHT 1- HE COMES
Scept: Roleblock spp
Cloak: Bus Drive Vat and Nanon
Draco: (Had the power of JFK's Wife. Had Doctor abilities) Protect Stalin
Vat: Stun Link (BRAINWASHED!)
MAFIA: Kill Draco with Link (COCKBLOCKED! Link is now an Alien)
-NIGHT 2- The Day the Mafia Couldn't Do Jack Shit.
Scept: Roleblock Ment
Cloak: Swap Zyq and Nanon (ZYQ IS DEAD)
Vat: Kill Nanon (HIJACK!)
Mafia: Kill Rofl with Nanon (COCKBLOCKED AND ROLEBLOCKED!)
-NIGHT 3?- Saved for Story-related crap. Also, it was pretty hilarious.
Scept: Roleblock Rofl
Cloak: Swap Stalin and Rofl (BUS DRIVING STOLEN BY STALIN!)
Draco: (Had the power of Sir Fox Mulder, Knight of the Royal Guard) Investigate Cloak's alignment (INNOCENT), actions of Spp (Steals the Bus Driver's Ability)
Vat: Kill Spp
Mafiantlegen: Kill Vat (WELP)
Axel: Finish the Fight
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Well congrats to Axel on winning "Da Fuq Mafia" TOUHOU MAFIA TIME!
spplmj- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 643
Join date : 2012-06-15
Age : 31
Location : in too deep
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Sceptilianblade wrote:I KNEW IT.
I KNEW MENT WAS MAFIA.
Was it because the night you roleblocked me there was no night kills? That night it was actually Vat who blocked the kill.
Anyway, at least Vat could only convert mafiosos...unfortunately, Nanon of all people was in mafia and Vat got Link on the first night, blocking the kill in the process. Kind of sad that he had night kill immunity when I was able to guess he was the Cult Leader, not that this would change the outcome.
To be frank, I still don't like the balance in this game, and I really don't think roles based on trust are a good idea. I know in every game anyone could copypaste their PM and send to someone else behind the host's back, but in that case anyone receiving the PM would have to trust that the role description was really made by the host, and isn't being tricked while breaking the rules, but if Link wanted he could tell Vat the name of his ex-partners and Vat wouldn't even need luck to crush our hopes and dreams. Not only that but getting the aliens killed during the day would make it obvious who the mafiosos were...so really, the mafia was pretty much screwed when Vat got Link. Finally, although DA was clever enough to limit the powers of the Lyncher, I think that with our history of RNG loving players and how people who jump on bandwagons never seen to bring suspicion on themselves, that role isn't a good idea for our games.
Regardless, well played Axel. You cleverly doomed humanity to the manipulation of Emperor Nale.
Mentle- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 674
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 32
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
.....
THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
StalinCommander- Guy in Charge
- Posts : 905
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 106
Location : Moscow, Motherland
ANV Character
Name: Dr. Vladiovich Von Krusteacov Ruskieman
HP:(308/400)
TP:(920/1000)
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
Is this the fastest round yet?
So much luck for Axel. All three people lynched were his targets and the first two were the result of RNG shenanigans. I don't even.
Well played...well played...
So much luck for Axel. All three people lynched were his targets and the first two were the result of RNG shenanigans. I don't even.
Well played...well played...
Zyquux- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 855
Join date : 2012-06-19
Age : 31
Location : Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
ANV Character
Name: CRUSHSMASH THE SMASHCRUSHER
HP:(380/600)
TP:(1420/1500)
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
This round from my point of view:
DA: "KILL BLOCKED, YOU LOST A PARTNER WHO WORKS AGAINST YOU NOW"
"Well, at least I got Na-"
DA: "HE'S GONE, JIM. NO KILLS."
"Maybe the cult leader is Zink or Vat..."
DA: "It was Vat."
":D"
DA: "WITH MOTHERFUCKING PARANOID CULT OWNER POWEEEEEEEERS!"
Axel: "I don't give a fuck."
DA: "KILL BLOCKED, YOU LOST A PARTNER WHO WORKS AGAINST YOU NOW"
"Well, at least I got Na-"
DA: "HE'S GONE, JIM. NO KILLS."
"Maybe the cult leader is Zink or Vat..."
DA: "It was Vat."
":D"
DA: "WITH MOTHERFUCKING PARANOID CULT OWNER POWEEEEEEEERS!"
Axel: "I don't give a fuck."
Mentle- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 674
Join date : 2012-06-10
Age : 32
Re: Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!
I honestly had no idea whether I'd be able to pull this off at the start when DA gave me my role. Zyq seemed easy to lynch when the time would come but Zink seemed much harder, meanwhile Phoenix was average.
Luck was just on my side I guess since I managed to stay alive, lynch all my targets, and do it all in three days. That said, I'm probably never going to win another mafia round for a long time after this.
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Suddenly this conversation made a lot more sense after roles were revealed. Best part was that abstain really would have died this round if we had gone along with my joke.
Luck was just on my side I guess since I managed to stay alive, lynch all my targets, and do it all in three days. That said, I'm probably never going to win another mafia round for a long time after this.
Mentle wrote:Axel: "I don't give a fuck."
![Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN! - Page 7 Poker-face-meme](https://2img.net/h/weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/poker-face-meme.jpg)
Roflcopter419 wrote:Hunter Axel wrote:I know! Next time, let's all vote for abstain. Chances are if we all vote for him, he'll finally die.
I swear if you do that I'll personally destroy you.
Suddenly this conversation made a lot more sense after roles were revealed. Best part was that abstain really would have died this round if we had gone along with my joke.
Hunter Axel- Vintage Guy
- Posts : 925
Join date : 2012-06-11
Location : The Usual Place
ANV Character
Name: Minerva
HP:(710/800)
TP:(490/500)
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