Round 20 - LET'S DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN!

Now that I'm back from my mild absence I am so doing this round baby!

With this time zone I won't be able to be awaken for the updates and respond as usual, please have mercy and don't kill me for that...

Mentle votan

Mentle -1- spplmj
1/?

The Time Cops successfully arrive on what appears to be a warehouse in Texas. Everyone looks at eachother, noticing that they look... different...
"Admiral! Where are you?" asks one guy
"Right beside you, stupid!" replies the Admiral
"Huh? OH! Admiral! You don't look at all like yourself!"
"That's because it was only our minds that were teleported here. Which means that the mission was a success!"
"Mission? What mission?" asks another guy in the group.
The admiral then pulls out a Sniper Rifle and shoots him point blank. The guy falls flat on the floor.
"WHA!? A-Admiral! Why did you do that?"
"Hm... it looks like it was an innocent bystander..."
"WHAT!?"
"You see, we're not sure which one of us are actually Time Cops. Some of you could be working for the Editors, or be a F'rkhaurq spy, or be someone completely unrelated or something like that."
"Then how are we supposed to kill the ones who doomed our timeline?"
"Simple: We link a death here with the death of someone who leaped with us. We redirect his mind electrons to someone who must die in this timeline, and we kill the bastard without messing with the timeline!"
"How do we redirect the electrons?"
"Look kid, you should really stop making these questions, you're stalling our time. Anyways, judging by the current date, and judging by the fact that my context-sensitive weapon turned into a sniper rifle... I think I'm in the body of John F. Kennedy's murderer"
"WH-WHA!? So that means that you must--"
"Redirect the poor sap's electrons to JFK's body? Yes, exactly."
"But who do we launch into JFK's body?"
...
A silence covered the entire room.
"I HAVE AN IDEA!" said another person with a funny accent
"Oh? What is your name, sonny?" asks the Admiral
"Uh.. Mann... Kind... yeah!"
"Well, Mr. Kind, you should NEVER! REVEAL! YOUR NAME! ON! THIS! SQUAD! But I digress, what is your idea?"
"We vote off who do we want killed! That way, if we notice someone is... uh... acting... strange, yeah! If someone's acting strange, we can kill him off due to our voice!"
"Hm... I like the cut of your jib, kid. OKAY, COPS, LISTEN UP! I will put myself in the position, around the grassy knoll. You guys start voting who do you want dead while you blend with your surroundings to find out more info about the Editors and why are they related to this date, okay? Send me your votes via intercom, I'll do the mind-swapping when it's murder time. Understood?"
Everyone else shouts "YES, SIR!"
"Alright! Now let's see some non-paradoxic action!"

Hmm, wonder what I should d-Nanon votan

Nanon - 1 - Vatonnage

1/15

Hmm......I'm going to go with Rofl again. Always fun to pick him on the first day

Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link

2/15

This world line is weird.
Abstainan first day.

Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link

Abstain - 1 - Zink
3/15

Vat votan... lets get this nonsense out of the way

Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 1 - spplmj
Abstain - 1 - Zink
4/15

Not enough information to go on at this point, so... Cloak votan

Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 1 - spplmj
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Abstain - 1 - Zink
5/15

Aboi is out of this round, so...Nyuvotan.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 1 - spplmj
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Abstain - 1 - Zink
6/15

Ah good to be back in the game.

I'll start off by voting for Phoenix.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 1 - spplmj
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
Abstain - 1 - Zink
7/15

Vat votan like always.

This time he broke my toaster, so it's personal.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
Abstain - 1 - Zink
8/15

No idea wtf is going on, so abstain.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Nanon - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
President Ronald 'Abstain' Reagan - 2 - Zink, Cloak
9/15

Switching my vote to spplmj
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SWITCHING. TO A NON-NOT_ANON PERSON WHILE HE'S STILL ALIVE.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Consonants - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 1 - Scept
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
Abstinence, because Abstain is attending a funeral - 2 - Zink, Cloak
9/15

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Consonants - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 1 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
Abstinence, because Abstain is attending a funeral - 2 - Zink, Cloak
10/15

Cloak votan because of reasons

Roflcopter419 wrote:Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Consonants - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 2 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 1 - Axel
Abstinence, because Abstain is attending a funeral - 2 - Zink, Cloak
10/15

ftfy

Phoebe votan, for maximum RNG.

Nyu - 1 - Mentlegen
Consonants - 1 - Vat
Rofl - 1 - Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 2 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 2 - Axel, Draco
Abstain like an idiot - 2 - Zink, Cloak
11/15

I love RNG trolling so I'm gonna knock it up a notch with some Spplmj votan. BAM!

Nyu - 1 - Mentle
Spplmj - 2 - Vat, Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 2 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 2 - Axel, Draco
Abstain like an idiot - 2 - Zink, Cloak
11/15

I see your RNG and raise you another RNG.

Nyu - 2 - Mentle, Phoenix
Spplmj - 2 - Vat, Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 2 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 2 - Axel, Draco
Refrain from because abstain is too mainstream - 2 - Zink, Cloak
12/15

Dracojounin7 wrote:Phoebe votan, for maximum RNG.

Link Lab wrote:I love RNG trolling so I'm gonna knock it up a notch with some Spplmj votan. BAM!

Phoenix wrote:I see your RNG and raise you another RNG.

typicaldaywan.txt

Welp, since there's no more people to sacrifice to the Random Number God, I will promote abstinence.

Nyu - 2 - Mentle, Phoenix
Spplmj - 2 - Vat, Link
Vat - 2 - spplmj, Nanon's Toaster
Cloak - 2 - Scept, Rofl
Phoenix - 2 - Axel, Draco
Refrain from because abstain is too mainstream - 3 - Zink, Cloak, Zyquux
13/15

...really?
A 5 way tie, and 2 voters left?
Really?

Comeon! One more vote on abstain guys! Lynch that bastard!