Round 46: Halolz II: Return of the Halolzians

HATER wrote:

The Mysterious Gourmet wrote:

Cloak wrote:Also, I know private messaging has been used as evidence before, but I'm not sure if direct quoting is allowed.

I think that while you should be allowed to cite private messages, you shouldn't be able to just post them as-is.

That kind of negates the point of open PMs. I like the danger of "anything you say can be used against you."

Why limit communication any more than you have to?

Because such rolereveals could get you killed. Anyhoozles, polls closed, three way tie, RNG shall decide.

RESULT: Nyu. Writing story nao.

Curses! Missed all the good action.

Unless a Janitor is in effect, roles are posted on death.

Scept wrote:

Because such rolereveals could get you killed. Anyhoozles, polls closed, three way tie, RNG shall decide.

RESULT: Nyu. Writing story nao.

FLAMING HORSE ERECTIONS FROM THE PILLARS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS!!!

THERE'S MY GOOD OLD LUCK AGAIN. I COMPLETELY DIDN'T NOTICE I WAS WITH MASSIVE AND SHADI. HO HOHJOHOHOHO.

Well enjoy your loss of an important player. Apparently my current role is never allowed to make the fullest efforts.

DAY RESULT
"The results are in! We had a tie, but the RNG has determined that Nyu goes first!" Shawn exclaimed. The banhammer hovered over Nyu's head. Everyone held their breaths. Hopefully, luck was on their side.

"Aw, sh--" Nyu didn't have time to finish her expletive, the banhammer slamming her into oblivion. After a brief pause, the automated voice echoed through the page, sending chills down everyone's spine:

"USER MENTLE HAS BEEN VOTEBANNED."

"Well, that stinks! Better luck next time!"

The players stood stock-still, the impact of the situation sinking in. Their best player, dead and gone day one. All they could do now was hope the night kill could be negated.


NIGHT RESULT
Shawn's right-hand man stalked the pages to his target. He appreciated that Shawn trusted him, but he would have rather advertised his little flipping tables. His sales really needed to go up. He stepped inside his target's page, and was greeted by images of a long-dead dictator, along with flags emblazoned with a hammer and sickle. Its occupant sat with his back turned to the entrance, swearing under his breath and bandaging his finger. "Oh Stalin~..."

"What do you want?" Stalin turned around to face the intruder. His face morphed into a mask of shock and horror before being crushed by a giant plastic flipping table.

"USER STALIN HAS BEEN KILLBANNED."

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The Heavy lumbered as quickly as he could to Mentle's abandoned page. Maybe he could find someone who got lost.

Upon stepping into the page, his facade was stripped away to reveal the former admin. "Is anyone here?" DA called. "It's just me, DA. You're safe."

"I know I am," Shawn whispered. "But you're not."

DA's eyes widened in terror. Just his luck. "Shawn, please listen to me. There's no need for this!"

"Nah." Without another word, the banhammer found its way down upon the helpless admin's head. The deed done, Shawn dashed away, his pillar of hats still planted firmly upon his noggin.

"USER DA HAS BEEN KILLBANNED."

Nyu's skill couldn't save her.

Spoiler:

Zink's communism was overcome by Trunks' desire for capitalism.

Spoiler:

Zyq tried to protect others, but couldn't protect himself.

Spoiler:

Oh fuck. Medic AND Cop out.


Abstaining for now. Let's see the shenanigans ensue.

...
Are you fucking serious

That's Medic, Cop, and Jack of All Trades that could've made up for their loss all gone.
Mafia confirmed for luckiest bastards ever.

So the investigator, jack-of-all-trades, and doctor in one night. gg no re


Also, I continue my streak of being a useful doctor.

If I might quote a PM I made when I got my role:

Zyquux wrote:inb4 ded first night because I protected a mafia

WELP.That's it GG we;re done.

DA EDIT: JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

HEY, WHOA WHOA WHOA! This ain't no insanity thread!

Voting Zink again cause fuck that guy

Shadi
Shadi -1- spp
1/14

Nyu-Shark wrote:WELP.That's it GG we;re done.

Oh nice work Chef Boyardee. You HAVE to quote him.

Thank you, adblock plus. I shall never have to see that again.

Massives Bloodthirst is disquieting.
Still say Spp is SuSPPicious.

Massive -1- Cloak
Shadi -1- spp
1/14

y'all're actin like you've never seen a Resident Evil dog.

Since this is a complete mindfuck to me I'll just be consistent and stick to my initial vote o_o. Also I have a feeling the villagers couldn't have been more unlucky round one, moral low now :P Whatever team wins is fine for me though.

Also I miss a lot of you on Skype still :/

Massive -1- Cloak
Shadi -1 - spp
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
3/14

NYU I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU GAVE ME RESIDENT EVIL 1 FLASHBACKS

Well, since he's not here to vote for...

Massive -1- Cloak
Shadi -2 - spp, gourmet
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
4/14

RETURN THE SLAB, OR SUFFER THE SURVIVORS CURSE!

The Mysterious Gourmet wrote:NYU I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU GAVE ME RESIDENT EVIL 1 FLASHBACKS

Well, since he's not here to vote for...

Massive -1- Cloak
Shadi -2 - spp, gourmet
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
4/14

For the love of Pete. Can we not vote the guy who's 99% neutral? I mean, regardless of the controversy around his wincon, we have better things to do atm.


Massive - 1 - Cloak
Shadi - 2 - spp, gourmet
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
Gourmet Bandwagoner - 1 - The Wet One

Rainboy wrote:

For the love of Pete. Can we not vote the guy who's 99% neutral? I mean, regardless of the controversy around his wincon, we have better things to do atm.

Well theres many good reasons
1. He could be the kind of survivor that wins over the other teams
2. He said himself if he was investigated it would show up as 3rd party, but incase you didnt notice last night we have a serial killer
3. The town doesnt suffer from the lose, if he's a survivor he wouldnt have powers that could help the town, and he isnt town aligned to begin with.

Would you rather shoot a friendly rabbit, of have a 95% chance to shoot your own foot.

Rainboy wrote:

For the love of Pete. Can we not vote the guy who's 99% neutral? I mean, regardless of the controversy around his wincon, we have better things to do atm.

You're using the same kind of "okay-children-let's-be-reasonable-I'm-trying-to-establish-myself-as-the-voice-of-reason-without-actually-getting-involved-or-rustling-anyone's-jimmies" tone that you always use when you're trying to publicly defend a teammate as mafia.

I smell mafia covering some ass here.

Gamage wrote:

Rainboy wrote:

For the love of Pete. Can we not vote the guy who's 99% neutral? I mean, regardless of the controversy around his wincon, we have better things to do atm.

Well theres many good reasons
1. He could be the kind of survivor that wins over the other teams
2. He said himself if he was investigated it would show up as 3rd party, but incase you didnt notice last night we have a serial killer
3. The town doesnt suffer from the lose, if he's a survivor he wouldnt have powers that could help the town, and he isnt town aligned to begin with.

Would you rather shoot a friendly rabbit, of have a 95% chance to shoot your own foot.

Wait, a SK?

From the story it looked like there were three kills:

1. Nyu- lynch
2. Zink - killed by shawn's right hand man
3. Zyq - killed by Shawn himself

This snacks of zyq being a weak doc or of the mafia having a hitman/alpha wolf power.

I would think that if it was a vig or SK shot it would not be affiliated with Shawn (I.e. It wouldn't show Shawn or his right hand man performing the kill in the story).

Also, someone please place my vote on shadi. I agree with gamage wholeheartedly on his points 1 and 3. The way I see it, shadi is either lying about being the survivor (which means he's probably either a hostile survivor or a mafia trying to avoid getting killed) or he's telling the truth which means he's neutral and brings no benefit to the town. Either way, he's not villager. If we lynch shadi, at best we could be eliminating a threat to the town, and at very worst we've lynched someone who's of less value to us than even a vanillager.

P.S. Sorry for the wall of tex-- actually no, I'm not really sorry. I said what I needed to say.

Oh, my bad, I usually don't other reading the story. Does that mean the mafia get two kills? Or that DA just got killed because he targeted one? (and by DA I mean zyq)

Cloak wrote:Massives Bloodthirst is disquieting.

>Vote once
>BLOODTHIRST
Also, jesus dicks how did we manage to lose 3 townies in one night?

Will vote later, gotta head to uni to work.
Updated table.

Massive - 1 - Cloak
Shadi - 3 - spp, Raffle, Hater
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
Gourmet Bandwagoner - 1 - The Wet One
Time voting - 1 - Massive

7/how many of us were there again?

I didn't really get a vote in yesterday so i'm going to get one in while i'm awake and not busy. Plus when is ment NOT mafia.

Massive - 1 - Cloak
Shadi - 3 - spp, Raffle, Hater
Vaton - 1 - Shadi
Gourmet Bandwagoner - 1 - The Wet One
Time voting - 1 - Massive
ment - 1 - gamage

8/how many of us were there again? (lots)

Almost every round? But French could've been Mafia before leaving. Anyway, I don't feel we should kill Shadi. At least, not right now. It's better to leave him as a potential threat to Mafia victory, which is what he is right now. When/if we get a mafioso or two, then we can decide if we should kill him. So, for now, votan for Rofl (For anyone confused, that was Gourmet's previous name)

Massive - 1 - Cloak
Shadi - 3 - spp, Gourmet, Hater
Vat - 1 - Shadi
Gourmet- 2 - Rainboy, Link
Ment - 1 - Gamage
Time voting - 1 - Massive

Total - 9/15

HATER wrote:
. Either way, he's not villager. If we lynch shadi, at best we could be eliminating a threat to the town, and at very worst we've lynched someone who's of less value to us than even a vanillager.

P.S. Sorry for the wall of tex-- actually no, I'm not really sorry. I said what I needed to say.

Sounds fair enough, lynch me up.

But still, that is the best result you can get out of it; that you eliminate the possibility of me helping the mafia over the villagers. You can still wait and peek me if you're not interested then fair do's. Seems like they got rid of the investigator anyway >_< ..