Halolz Mafia Sims Beta: BR Tendency - The DA is being plagiarized

Nick Soapdish wrote:I'm not sharing no Jill Sandwich with you.

Then it's not really a sandwich, is it.

Leo E. wrote:

Nick Soapdish wrote:I'm not sharing no Jill Sandwich with you.

Then it's not really a sandwich, is it.

It's one of those open faced sandwiches. They're much classier. How could you even make a sandwich with Alpar? With the size difference it'd be like using a pizza base as the bottom layer and a slice of bread at the top.

I feel bad for Jill here, she puts up with so much.

She was almost a...

shit i can't think of a quote I never played RE1

StalinCommander wrote:She was almost a...

shit i can't think of a quote I never played RE1

STOP!
DON'T OPEN!
THAT DOOR!

I'll be back...

Spoiler:

THE RETURN OF THE SERIES THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!

Episode Five: Hot dogs are not fucking hamburgers, Tael.

PART ONE:

Let's start taking a look at the Soapdish House.


O-ok...



AW SHIT, FOXY GRANDPA HAS HAD ENOUGH!






Ric Flair's younger brother just slapped your shit, what are you gonna do about it, loser?



Oh yeah, that.



Everyone is clearly horrified as Iron Sheik destroys this elderly man.










NO, HE'S GOING FOR THE CAMEL CLUTCH!



WARNING: ANAL DESTRUCTION IMMINENT.




Asshole status: H U M B L E.


All that Ratselsmoke prevented us from watching what happened, but here's a simulation:

Spoiler:

And then they started talking about flowers...



"You know Orion, those noodle arms really could use some extra meat. How about exercising?"

Spoiler:

Well, you guys proceeded to do nothing for the rest of the day, so I decided to make some of you visit the Cook Mansion.



Only people able to leave a good first impression.



No one was fucking home, how nice. Aboi went back home to take a piss.



He didn't make it.



JUST ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU


Wait, someone arrived at the Cook Mansion! I wonder who's unlucky enough to be the first to meet these guests...

Spoiler:

Regret: imminent.



Oh look, Alpar is already about to leave a great first impression.

Spoiler:

God damn, everyone wants a piece of this sandwich.



"Too much waifu will ruin your laifu."
-Plato


Ok, let's see how the two houses go along:



Iron Sheik immediately goes to Cena and they start Baneposting.



Soapdish starts to target Lynn while Zyq talks to sandwich.



For some reason, Aboi jumps in the Woolie Hole and visits his swamp. They are really friendly, both being ogres after all.



John Cena seems really eager to train Iron Sheik.

Spoiler:

Alpar shows off new snooker techniques.

TW: CANNIBALISM:

Dracula also decided to visit. Wait...


Fuck, the new neighbors were supposed to be a surprise.



"WHAT IS A MANLET?"





We just don't know.





For some reason they tell Alpar to fuck off after that.


He falls asleep on the way back home.


Through the fucking floor.

Spoiler:

Well, that was horrifying. Let's watch Alpar in his natural habitat a bit more.





Fucking amazing. Let's place this masterpiece where it deserves to be.



Now everyone taking a shit needs to look at this.


I'm kind of lazy so I will post the rest later today. Here's a preview:

Spoiler:

Uh...get hype?

What an accurate representation of Alpar's art :^)

PART TWO: SAUSAGEFEST EDITION

Moving on to the Cook Mansion:





...?


Ok, let's see what Cena is doing.



???
...?

Fuck it, costume party time!

I wanted to invite everyone from the Soapdish House, but only people known in the Cook Mansion can be invited, which means our visitors from earlier. I also called a bunch of strangers that you guys met one way or another through the game's automatic story progression.



...this is the first one of them. I forgot the name, but she was game-generated, so who cares?


And the second hot dog is here:


God damn it, Gamage. I have a waifu in this house already.



Lynn is a fucking furry, confirmed.



I don't know who this fairy is but she brought food.
Yeah, there are fairies in the game.

And werewolves.


Jesus christ.



Oh bby.
Also Zyq finally honored his asian family by at least dressing as a doctor.



ayy lmao was also invited somehow.



[laughtrack]



No idea of what the fuck ayy lmao is supposed to be.



Soapdish came dressed as Alpar.



Ratsel, the only decent cook, made hamburgers for the party. Let's see his costume...

Spoiler:

Ratsel and Gamage started a sausage jam session.



Everybody got hy-THE WEREWOLF WOMAN DRESSED AS A FUCKING HOT DOG TOO, FUCK THIS GAME



God damn.


Grandma Swamp did one of his ritual dances during the entire party, as you can see in this HD video:





careless whisper.mp3



i fucked up.mp3


Well, that was fun and everyone enjoyed the party, but they also left quickly because I started it at 9 PM. Oof.

Everyone in Cook Mansion just went to bed after that.

Except...








Please stop.

Well, there wasn't much left to post and the party didn't last long, so that's it for episode five.

As a bonus, have Aboi in his natural habitat:

[10:03:36 PM] Ment: someone post something so my OCD doesn't fire up, because it makes me think I'm doubleposting

Some say that he's still there.
Just.
Dancing.

I knew we were already a sausage fest but this is just ridiculous

Mentle wrote:As a bonus, have Aboi in his natural habitat:

legday.mp4