Halolz Mafia Sims Beta: BR Tendency - The DA is being plagiarized

Oh yeah other suggestions

Nozaki and Chiyo

Spoiler:

That or Kakyoin or Mitsuru

Taylor Swift

Submitting best milf: Sophitia

I guess I'll submit Bazett from F/SN.

Something's missing...
I don't know...

Oh wait!:

Vegeta's hair is game breaking though.

My internet died for a few days because it is a piece of shit, but I've recorded most of episode three during that time.

For today I will be at least posting pictures of the sims of House Two, as soon as I finish up some work.

Meet the Cast: House Two (The Soapdish Household).

Andrew Lab, the Hero of Science:



Because we need to appeal to the female audience.








Aboi Porky Minch, the Hero we don't need or deserve (young adult because time shenanigans):









Nick Soapdish, who looks nothing like Soapdish because I wanted to make him an elder sim:






And yes Nick, elder sims are allowed to fuck too.



Jill Sandwich Valentine, no cool hat edition (RE 3):






She has a weird tearing around her body sometimes, since the proper skin wasn't available for download. Either way I'd still have a piece of this sandwich ifyouknowwhatimean (I mean like sex, Alpar).



thingen about Barry



Orion X, who looks like a whiter Phoenix for some reason:









Iron Sheik, THE HERO WITH THE 10 INCH COCK:






Unfortunately, his usual headgear and moustache aren't available. Thanks EA, you're worse than Michael Jackson, you are no good motherfucker faggot jabroni.



Austin Boi, the cardio los-:


Woah

Looking hueg Abo-





HAHA, DO YOUR SQUATS YOU FUCKING FAGET



muh arm day



And finally, Al Park aka Ghost Rider Alpar Shirou aka that guy who plays with condoms aka The King of Manlets aka the guy who was raped by Granberia aka Youmu's husbando aka Nay, Ruto:



...Alpar?
Where are you man? The audience is waiting.
"Here."




Oh wait, lower the camera please.



Just a bit more.



There he is!



You know, the camera makes you look one feet taller.



So, with our heroes ready, next episode will be out tomorrow, as long as my internet doesn't fuck up again.

Stay tuned!

Perfection, thy name is House 2.

Episode Three is here.

House Two: Electric Wrestaloo



Here they come!



Alpar and Porky are the first to enter.



Soapdish is having trouble entering the house with the pile of muscles called Aboi blocking the way and twisting his own arm.



...what is this thing? I don't remember building that.




Huh, a basement. Well, Porky went straight for it.



It seems he's the only one with access to it too. I'm sure that's nothing to worry about.


Everybody is hungry, so Orion decides to cook a nice meal.


This oven sure is loud.



IT'S BEEN FIVE FUCKING MINUTES SINCE YOU GUYS ENTERED THE HOUSE.

FIVE MINUTES.

Spoiler:

Fantastic teamwork, guys. Everyone is still hungry and a new oven was bought after Jill put out the flames, so Aboi decides to show how it's done.


Amazing.



Meanwhile, Andrew and Alpar are having fun with a pillow fight.



I think.



Link is infuriated because Alpar only uses...
...wait for it...

...low blows.*

Spoiler:

"You got this mad just because I hit you with a pillow, Andrew? I guess you didn't enjoy..."





"...Link's Awakening!"





STOP USING THAT EMOTE!



Since Aboi did such an amazing work with the waffles, Orion decides to cook somthing else.



And of course, Alpar is not the first person to start drawing.



Don't ask me about his hand, why the book got bigger or why Aboi of all people would be reading.



Also, you guys decided it was a good idea to have bees.



Due to Aboi's hand glitch, his cell phone was converted into an iPad. We all know how much he likes Apple's products.



I don't know the kind of shots Iron Sheik was shooting here, but it seems to have destroyed Soapdish inside.





NOT NEAR THE BEES, SHEIK!
"FUCK THE BEES."



Every time.



This is supposed to be Soapdish whispering a secret near his ear.



Jill is suspicious of Alpar. What kind of virus mutated his body to those proportions? Is he related to Salazar?



I also gave Alpar a rank in the martial arts skill since he is a weeb.






Fuck your work, Orion.



Fuck.


Your work!



Orion: "Oh well, just another regular day."



Alpar are u ok


Sheik decides to join the fun!











Oh well, this is awkward.


"YOU ARE NO GOOD ELF FAGGOT, WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON! YOU ARE THE GAYS, LIKE MOTHERFUCKER HULK HOGAN! YOU CROSS ME AGAIN AND I WILL PUT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS (no homo)! MAKE YOU...

...HUUUUUUUUUMBLE!"




Nope, still gets me.



Of course, Aboi is the first of the cardiofags.



Good luck painting the top part.



Sheik still making friends.



O-oh!



"Is she trying to steal my gainz?"





All fucking evil sims like to spam this action, holy shit.


F R I E N D S H I P



Damn Aboi, those leg exercises sure are working.



"No. I don't know what is this, butt I don't like it."



Quality AI picks the best spots to watch TV.



HOW



"Why are your chest muscles so big and round? What exercises do you do?"



Still awkward.



"Gramps, look at what I can do with my legs!"
"You call those things 'legs'?"



Well, it's been a long day, and it's time for a well deserved rest. Porky barely left that basement though, I wonder what he's up to...

A few hours later...:

S O O N, in BR Tendency:

Episode Four: A Machine for Pigs

I honestly wish I could provide a valid criticism but honestly this is just perfect as you're doing it. Every line is great.

Iron Sheik is amazing.

Evil Sims make everything more interesting.

I love how during the fire, everyone was shouting about the food. Also, did someone steal Jill's clothes or something?

Thanks Ment that was amazing. I really needed that laugh.

Jill getting undressed after 5 minutes and saving the day. The fire. Iron Sheik upsetting everyone. More fire. Alpar's legs in the couch. Karate Alpar. Watching TV from the 2nd couch. All amazing.

I hope my Tom Hanks Indiana Jones gets to have sex with Jill.

I'm glad I didn't read that at work cause I was audibly laughing hard.

Don't worry guys, Jill's clothes are fine. That's just what the creator set as her exercise clothes, which the AI changes automatically before working out. The AI seems to only change back if there's another trigger (like going to work or to the pool), and that's how John Cena spent three days shirtless.

Edit: Post 666 wasted on John Cena.

Also, update:

They have arrived:

The Boss with The Rock.

I'm going to presume that their last names are both The

Episode Four is here!

House Two: A Machine For Pigs


Thanks to the skills of Jill, the Master of Unlocking, we were finally able to check out the basement that only Porky has access to.








Wow, he's a manchild and a nerd, who expected that. Pretty sweet basement though.


Watching this guy is making me grow a neckbeard, let's check out what exciting adventures the rest of the house is up to!




Wow. Get hype.

You fagets are fucking useless. Back to the neckbeard.


He's working on a metal egg of some sort? I hope Iron Sheik bullies this ner-wait a second.


JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THIS SHIT?


Is it his only friend? Perhaps his waifu? Why would he make his waifu 3D? This man is a mystery.


Well, I guess he's also fucking useless. Let's advance time and go back to the house.



Jill fixes the toilet after Alpar's huge dump clogs it up. How was someone so small the first one to clog the toilet? I guess the answer is Alpar.

Let's check how many other ways Alpar found to shame himself today.



...well.


Using his natural christian abilities, Alpar starts walking on the bathtub's water and the power of Christ compels Iron Sheik to leave.



"That fucking asian manlet, I swear to god..."


Jill has been learning the handy skill and has no trouble doing the dirty work.



[HYPE INTENSIFIES]



I'm sure that Porky using chemicals is nothing to worry about.




I bet the Nesses did this!


yaaaaaay!



Link Lab? More like LINK LOSER! #REKD4LYFE





I have no idea.


Alpar decides to show his cooking skills by making a big meal for everyone, behold:

Spoiler:

Yeah, I think we should just let Aboi cook before everyone dies out of starvation. We all know how much he likes to eat and he goes to /ck/, he knows how to do this.



Fuck right off.

I guess the /ck/ he visited stood for "/cock/", because he sure as hell didn't learn shit.



After a quick snack, Aboi wonders if he should do the dishes or let Orion keep doing all the work. In the end he decides to do it, since he needs clean plates to eat more.


We've got a dishwasher and a kitchen sink and this dumb asshole washes the dishes in the bathroom.



Orion randomly decides to piss his pants in front of Aboi.



oh bby


OH BBY!


ayy lmao bby




I bet the Weskers did this.



More cardio, I guess. Let's go to the basement again...



Why.


Uhh...




Porky literally made a new friend, I guess. Welcome to the house, Piggie 1.0!





Next episode might take a while because I'll be busy during the following weeks. I hope you guys enjoyed, don't forget to like and subscribe.

Aboi and Alpar doing cardio? I didn't know this was going to be so accurate.

Mentle wrote:I hope you guys enjoyed, don't forget to like and subscribe.

>Could've signed off like cr1tikal
>Didn't
2/10

Jill is mine Alpar. I'm not sharing no Jill Sandwich with you.
I will be the master of unlocking of her pants.
She and I and the aliens will have glorious human/alien babies.