Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched

Can't rape the willing.

OrionX wrote:Our Skype chats are massive sausage-fests. With all this meat, of course we're gonna want a grill.

BANNER QUOTE PLZ

OrionX wrote:Our Skype chats are massive sausage-fests. With all this meat, of course we're gonna want a grill.

Motherfucking ba--

Zyquux wrote:BANNER QUOTE PLZ

what he said

Diabeetus-Tan wrote:
Has no one else seen the size of Kraken-chan? I just want to know how the hell anyone can rape her D<

You dont rape Kraken-chan, Kraken-chan (and everything else) rapes you.

Kraken-chan doesn't rape you. It's only rape if you don't want it and everyone wants Kraken-chan.

I mean she's so bubbly and cute.

Kraken chan is disgusting.

LOGIC BROKEN.

Leo E. wrote:

StalinCommander wrote:

Spoiler:

>This shit taste
I bet you like Elvetie too.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Alpar wrote:HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Kraken still a shit.
Prostate stimulation, you're missing out on.

Leo E. wrote:Prostate stimulation, you're missing out on.

I'm missing out on a lot of things but I think that can definitely wait.

Forever.

Especially if they involve tentacles that huge.

EDIT: Soo uhh... away from the topic of monster girls... I thought we were starting this week?

School is making me a bit busy, not to mention that this weekend was busier than expected.
I tried to do things this long weekend (Sat/Sun/Mon) but shenanigans happened.



Let's just say dad wants the divorce.

(Fun fact: I'm actually happy about this)

It was a tad confusing and awkward how you put it as "dad wants the divorce" in this thread of all of threads.

[5:45:52 PM] Simply DA: Soapdish, Phoenix, Diabeetus-tan, Alpar, Scept, Draco and I get to live with Donte!
[5:45:59 PM] Simply DA: [shuddering intensifies]
[5:46:15 PM] Simply DA: While Leo, Vat, Orion, Rofl, spp, Ment and Yoshi get to live with Dante!

Spoiler:

Here's the whole transcript
[2:37:18 PM] Simply DA: OKAY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[2:37:21 PM] Simply DA: IT'S TIME FOR
[2:37:23 PM] Simply DA: THE ONE AND ONLY
[2:37:27 PM] Simply DA: THE HIGHLY MAGNIFICENT
[2:37:27 PM] Axel X: Cake
[2:37:31 PM] Simply DA: THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
[2:37:35 PM] Simply DA: WHEEL
OF
DANTES!
[2:38:38 PM] Scept: (Pleasedon'tletusbewithDonte pleasedon'tletusbewithDonte pleasedon'tletusbewithDonte)
[2:39:08 PM] Lia Yakumo: We all know how much Alpar wants to be with Donte
[2:39:11 PM] Lia Yakumo: Just make it happen
[2:39:43 PM] Simply DA: Let's have some background music as I spin the wheel!

[2:39:59 PM] Simply DA: To make things fair, because this is such a high gamble
[2:40:11 PM] Simply DA: best 2 out of 3 coin flips!
[2:41:03 PM] Simply DA: Heads - The Thunder Cougar Family gets to live with Donte
Tails - The [FAMILY 2] Family gets to live with Donte
[2:41:19 PM] Lia Yakumo: >Gets to
You mean has to
[2:41:23 PM | Edited 2:41:24 PM] Simply DA: HUE
[2:41:33 PM] Scept: Pff-- wait what?
[2:41:35 PM] Ratsel: Heh
[2:41:40 PM] Scept: [2:41 PM] Simply DA:

<<< Thunder CougarWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
[2:42:01 PM] Scept: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT
[2:42:31 PM] Ratsel: A Mega Man X name
[2:42:39 PM] Zyquux: [2:41 PM] Scept:

<<< WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THATThe best kind
[2:42:40 PM] Scept: Pls
[2:42:47 PM] Ratsel: Well, it does sound like one
[2:42:59 PM] Simply DA: FLIP 1!

[2:43:11 PM] Scept: Sh*t.
[2:43:17 PM] Simply DA: Thunder Cougar begins with a bad start!
[2:43:46 PM] Simply DA: FLIP 2!

[2:43:52 PM] Simply DA: IT'S A TIE-BREAKER!
[2:44:06 PM] Simply DA: This one decides everything!
[2:44:07 PM] Scept: [sweating intensifies]
[2:44:29 PM] Simply DA: FLIP 3!

[2:44:34 PM] Lia Yakumo: HA
[2:44:47 PM] Scept: Scept screams externally
[2:45:43 PM] Zyquux: HAH
[2:45:45 PM] Simply DA: Soapdish, Phoenix, Diabeetus-tan, Alpar, Scept, Draco and I get to live with Donte!
[2:45:51 PM] Simply DA: [shuddering intensifies]
[2:46:07 PM] Simply DA: While Leo, Vat, Orion, Rofl, spp, Ment and Yoshi get to live with Dante!
[2:46:18 PM] Scept: donteface.fuckyou
[2:46:20 PM] spplmj: [crazies internally]
[2:46:32 PM] Lia Yakumo: I'll trade you
[2:46:43 PM] Lia Yakumo: You can come live with us, and we send Ment and spp to live with Donte
[2:46:52 PM] spplmj: no
[2:47:15 PM] spplmj: scept has to live with his brother
[2:47:17 PM] Massive: [2:45 PM] Simply DA:

<<<  Alpar[2:45 PM] Simply DA:

<<< get to live with Donte!9/11
[2:47:35 PM] Scept: We'll trade you Donte for Dante.

>We have to live with Donte



IT COULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN EL DONTE ;_;

EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE DOES THIS MEAN I'M ACTUALLY JONATHON JOESTAR AND DONTE IS DIO BRANDO?!

AWW HELL YEAR!

Just make a third house with waifus or something and it's set for Phantom Blood!

This means Diabeetus-tan has to die when I'm still an infant though

Alpar wrote:EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE DOES THIS MEAN I'M ACTUALLY JONATHON JOESTAR AND DONTE IS DIO BRANDO?!

NOPE! It means that YOU'RE DIO!
You are coming into DONTE'S home and not the other way around since he's the landlord.

Hunter Axel wrote:

Alpar wrote:EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE DOES THIS MEAN I'M ACTUALLY JONATHON JOESTAR AND DONTE IS DIO BRANDO?!

NOPE! It means that YOU'RE DIO!
You are coming into DONTE'S home and not the other way around since he's the landlord.

Wait since when did we decide Donte was the landlord?

Also wasn't Donte being there mandatory given that's the whole point of "house 1 is crap but you get Uncle Dante while house 2 is luxurious while you get le deman killa"?

Alpar wrote:Wait since when did we decide Donte was the landlord?

Also wasn't Donte being there mandatory given that's the whole point of "house 1 is crap but you get Uncle Dante while house 2 is luxurious while you get le deman killa"?

I dunno the details of that second part but as for your first question:

[6:49:31 PM] Scept: Just wonder how long it'll take before we just kick Donte out.
[6:50:34 PM] Simply DA: but he's the landlord
[6:50:40 PM] Scept: ...
[6:50:52 PM] Scept: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
[6:51:07 PM] Lia Yakumo: But you can call me Landlord the Demon Killer

If you guys are gonna live with Donte you should be living in a trailer.

Also how will sleeping arrangements be decided? there are a bunch of double beds.

I can sleep on the floor if that's possible. Did it technically at Diabeetus-tan's house I can do it in the Sims.

But I'll also take any single beds. Cause I sure as hell ain't sharin a bed with anyone.

Hunter Axel wrote:
I dunno the details of that second part but as for your first question:

[6:49:31 PM] Scept: Just wonder how long it'll take before we just kick Donte out.
[6:50:34 PM] Simply DA: but he's the landlord
[6:50:40 PM] Scept: ...
[6:50:52 PM] Scept: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFff
[6:51:07 PM] Lia Yakumo: But you can call me Landlord the Demon Killer

LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

They're just doubles because sometimes donte gets a little lonely.

First night donte and alpar shares a bed...calling it.

I'll never live it down...

Donte offers you his whole mattress

Spoiler:

Sims are wearing their best now and are preparing.

Please watch warmly until it is ready.

From left to right:

also we've hit a minor snag. Donte house is too expensive for anyone to live in. So there's two solutions:
1) Someone tell me how to hack my way into making the Thunder Cougar family get enough dosh to afford living in Donte House
2) I'll downgrade Donte house

spplmj wrote:Also how will sleeping arrangements be decided? there are a bunch of double beds.

Randomized and by pure opportunism
As in
Alpar: Shit, everyone decided to sleep on all the other beds... and now the only bed left is Donte's double bed.
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!
>next day
Alpar: FINALLY ANOTHER BED IS FREE. I'VE BEEN WAITING 8 HOURS FOR THIS.
then another poor sap gets to sleep with Donte, or something like that.