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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Diabeetus-Tan Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:20 am
I give this episode a piss/10
ALSO STILL LAUGHING
ALSO STILL LAUGHING
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Gam Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:39 am
Piss plus.Diabeetus-Tan wrote:piss/10
Also I think house 2 should be gold team after this episode.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Archer Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:09 am
Literally toilet humor
10/10
10/10
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Vatonnage Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:30 am
This update pisses me off
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by spplmj Sun Oct 20, 2013 11:46 am
Clearly after Dante used the restroom we all wanted to bask in his glory. but then the restroom got too crowded and no one wanted to drop their pants in front of him.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by StalinCommander Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:11 pm
I am hyped for next update.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Gam Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:28 pm
Still can't believe house 3 is real. I thought for sure it would be trashed because of the people in it, or rather the lack of us in it.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Link Lab Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:15 am
As far as I can tell, it's only really me, you and Stalin that aren't really us. Even then, look at Vat and Leo's sims. I'd say my sim is at least similar to theirs.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by DA Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:04 pm
[PLEASE STAND BY]
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Archer Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:07 pm
HAPPENINGUS MAXIMUS
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by DA Sat Nov 02, 2013 11:49 pm
- This week's episode!:
- Ladies and genltemen...
...we will not be visiting the Gold Team household just yet! Let us first see what have our lil' Donte survivors been doing!Episode 3: Part 1
Third ain't Bronze! The Gold Team family arrives!
When we last left out citizens, they were having a nice bowl of Diabeetus-tan Chowder
all the while Soapdish drew his heart away.
Meanwhile, DA decided to take advantage of the top floor's solitude and decided to take a shower.
Phoen seems a bit worried about what's going on behind his back
...and with a good reason, too! Alpar is learning from Donte's SSSADISTIC eating habits!
"I-I.. uh... *whistles*"
Meanwhile, Scept is in the can
On the other can, DA believes he's a pirate, rowing the bathtub away. "Yarr! Avast! And all that scurvy shit!"
"...the fuck is wrong with you? People need to use this, you know!"
Fed up with his lack of creative freedom, DA then decides to call dibs on that fancy shmancy bed
nice job, sim Me.
"You winning, bro?"
For some strange reason, Diabeetus-tan and Phoenix decide to not share a bed, but instead sleep not even remotely close to each other. Soapdish decides to sleep next to Diabeetus-tan, though.
"There's no way in hell I'm gonna sleep with Draco! I'd sleep with anyone else, except Draco!"
Oh Alpar... be careful of what you wish for...
And for some reason, Donte made a lot of chowder for himself.
And by a lot, I mean A LOT!
He has TWO WHOLE BOWLS!
HE'S MAKING A MESS, TOO! I'd hate to imagine what poor bastard has to sleep with Donte.
Psst, if you don't wanna sleep with him, go sleep with me!
"What the fuck do you mean 'Sleep with you'?! I ain't sleepin' with no crazed weird fetishist!"
...yeah, fuck you too, Scept.
"..e-everyone went to sleep without me!"
"Why doesn't anyone want to fucking sleep with me? Why won't anyone..."
"...love me?"
"Wait a minute, hold the shitty phone"
Donte's right! Time up for a second. Is he actually gonna sleep with Alpar!?
"Why is there a sack-a-shit Asian sleeping in my fucking bed?!"
Oh... almost.
"Can anyone here let me move this fucker?"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry Donte. You're on your own.
Donte is getting more and more MAD about Alpar being in the way.
Diabeetus-tan dreams of one of her many favorite things
while Draco dreams of his #1 favorite thing
7 ingame hours have passed since Donte started raging about Alpar being in his bed
And it looks like they'll become 8!
Oh wait, looks like Soapdish woke up early.
"Oi mate! My bed's free if ya want it! I'll go git some breakfast!"
...ungrateful prick.
And thus, Donte's sleeping like anangelasshole.
Meanwhile, Papa Soapdish goes down to the dining table to see...
...that all the chowder's gone bad!
...uh... Nick? What are you--
OH SWEET JESUS, WHY!?
After emptying his bowl and noticing something was off
he decides to clean up everything and leave no trace.
Rise and shine, sleepyheads! It's 6 AM ingame and everyone has to get prepped for... whatever!
Oh jeez, not this shit again!
Oh wait, I forgot this family has at least half a brain.
Scept decided to start his day with a bit of healthy singing
even if Donte's asleep.
Too bad he's not suffering enough. Talk about narcissism!
The shit Soapdish has to put up with is incredible.
As he takes out the trash, we get a nice little announcement, everybody! School time for Scept and Alpar!
While Alpar takes a bath, Diabeetus-tan stares imminently at the toilet bowl for some reason.
She has not lifted her gaze from it... she's been staring at it for the past 3 minutes...
...nothing can unphaze her observation of the toilet bowl's abyss...
...nothing, except of course
SURPRISE NAKED ALPAR!
Uh, guys? I think you dropped some toast...
"u wana go m8? ill bash ya fookin head in, i swear on me mum"
"I AM YER MUM, YA CUNT"
It's not very effective.
For being the victor of the Spaghettibowl, Diabeetus-tan gets a well deserved (and much needed) bath.
The loser and his pet get to ride the short bus school.
And once again, Soapdish is the one doing the cleaning
As everyone else slacks off
...except Diabeetus-tan, who decided that the bathtub needed some completely necessary scrubbing.
All in all, it was a good morning for the Thunder Cougar family
Even Donte, who actually managed to get some sleep!
Join us next week, where we--
MUDADA!
...wait, what?
The next guest wasn't Vorgil at all, Halolz!
It was me!
DIO!
...oh... shit...
[♪♫♪]
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Archer Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:02 am
In my defense, the only reason why I probably stood there naked after the bath was probably to look for my mom.
AND SO I DID.
Yeah no that's a terrible excuse... uhh...
LET'S KEEP THE SHENANIGANS GOING!
Hopefully with the Sims version of me knowing at least basic manners
Also someone help. My sides. That ending.
I can't get over how he looks.
AND SO I DID.
Yeah no that's a terrible excuse... uhh...
LET'S KEEP THE SHENANIGANS GOING!
Also someone help. My sides. That ending.
I can't get over how he looks.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by MrNaleIt Sun Nov 03, 2013 12:50 am
fucking dropped. -999/10. terrible.DA wrote:...we will not be visiting the Gold Team household just yet!
but no, you do good work, DA
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Yoshi Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:53 am
OH GOD DIO WIL STEAL DIABEETUS AND DRAIN HER!
good episode,keep it up mate.
good episode,keep it up mate.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Gam Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:26 am
Looks like we get the best mascot, no complaints here.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Link Lab Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:19 am
.......Wait, can Dio turn other sims into Vampires (assuming he's a vampire)?
If he can't, then yeah, we have the best mascot.
If he can, well, we still have the best mascot but we'll all be vampires by the end of the year.
If he can't, then yeah, we have the best mascot.
If he can, well, we still have the best mascot but we'll all be vampires by the end of the year.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by StalinCommander Mon Nov 04, 2013 1:52 am
> Hate Vampires
> Lives with one
It's like a sitcom setup only.
With Dio.
> Lives with one
It's like a sitcom setup only.
With Dio.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Nick Soapdish Mon Nov 04, 2013 5:00 am
I can't believe I didn't read this sooner. This is what happens when I don't use the Internet for a while.
DA, I must say your sim is quite ruggedly handsome. Could do with putting more clothes on around the house though.
I had to take breaks reading this at work to contain my laughter. I love how compared to team Thunder Cougar everyone in house 2 were getting along great until the piss tsunami happened. And Vat with his shit eating grin skipping all toilet problems like a boss.
Me going around the house having to clean shit up for other people? It's like looking into a living Maxis mirror.
In closing, DA you are hilarious and I fucking love this. So hyped for the next episode. I really hope that Dio is the first one to kiss someone.
DA, I must say your sim is quite ruggedly handsome. Could do with putting more clothes on around the house though.
I had to take breaks reading this at work to contain my laughter. I love how compared to team Thunder Cougar everyone in house 2 were getting along great until the piss tsunami happened. And Vat with his shit eating grin skipping all toilet problems like a boss.
Me going around the house having to clean shit up for other people? It's like looking into a living Maxis mirror.
In closing, DA you are hilarious and I fucking love this. So hyped for the next episode. I really hope that Dio is the first one to kiss someone.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Scept Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:28 am
>Me
>Alpar's pet
Hahahahaha no.
>Alpar's pet
Hahahahaha no.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by DA Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:28 am
This weeks episode has been delayed due to school duties and my friends arriving here.
In the meantime, you can look at how everyone looks!
You might want to right-click>view image it. It gets a bit cut off...
Left to right:
Tael, Spoons, Link, Stalin, Gamage, Nale and Cloak
Not pictured: Dio (he was doing the photo shoot for the last episode's preview)
In the meantime, you can look at how everyone looks!
You might want to right-click>view image it. It gets a bit cut off...
Left to right:
Tael, Spoons, Link, Stalin, Gamage, Nale and Cloak
Not pictured: Dio (he was doing the photo shoot for the last episode's preview)
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Not_anon Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:54 am
Those are some nice Danish flag pants Gamage got going on
- Spoiler:
- I never noticed the clothes half the people are wearing throughout the 9 years I've been playing this game.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by StalinCommander Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:05 pm
Gamage is apparently fun to talk about trains with.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Gam Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:30 pm
Spoons is staring rather intensely at link... Creeping me out a little.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
by Link Lab Sun Nov 10, 2013 3:27 pm
It looks like she's just looking at my hand motions as I talk about Mario baseballl or Wii sports. Nothing creepy about that.
I really want to know what the hell Cloak is saying to Nale though.
I really want to know what the hell Cloak is saying to Nale though.
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