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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
HAPPENING AGAIN ALREADY?!
I'M HYPE!
I'M HYPE!
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- The update has been spoilered due to visitor loading times:
Ladies and gentlemen, it's starting!EPISODE 2
Demon Killers?! The Second Family strikes!
Everyone arrived!
Dante immediately gets some social links with Ratsel.
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE said Ment--I mean, Rafael when hearing something Spp said
Everyone seems straight out of an 80's sitcom, being so happy and perfect. Just look! They're playing ball!
Spp and Ment (yeah, screw it) decide to be the first to enter their brand new home.
And what better way to establish some great friendship...
...than with some giant mecha?
Vat and Lia seem to make some slight chemistry here
Meanwhile, Orion decides to join them in their TV shenanigans
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Vat and Lia decide to join the fun as Ment looks higher than a kite
And yes, they are still playing ball
I was too slow with the snapshots here, but Lia was about to sit down where Vat is, but then Vat decided to HIJACK this chair and make it his own.
Now Ment thinks that said chair is an eyesore.
The paperboy comes along to deliver the newspapes, but... kid? If you're gonna have a last name like that, I suggest you join a power metal band instead.
After 1 hour of hard work, Dante and Ratsel decided to stop playing ball
"Oh hey! Aren't you that guy from that videogame DmC: Devil may Cry?"
Turns out Yoshi was mistaken.
And for some reason, everyone decided to stand up and just chat, blocking Vat's view of... whatever is on TV
...Jesus Christ, this family is too damn PERFECT! WHERE'S MY SHENANIGANS!? WHERE'S MY CONFLICT!?
Ment: This show a shit
Lia: I know, right? I still can't believe people actually paid money to see this shit!
Ment: It's not like we even pay money to see good stuff either!
"HAHAH! EXCELLENT!"
[guitar riff]
Oh there we go, we finally get a negative Social Link going o--
WHOOPS, NEVER MIND, they reconciled and are friendly now!
...maybe a little too friendly...
Not wanting to put up with their gayness, Vat decides to take his leave
by going straight to the can!
...and leaving the door open.
After further proving my theory that everybody loves Dante, Ratsel begins talking to them about the Told war, and how the Mexicans just--wait... i-is that... in the background
Somebody's trying to piss on their petunias!
Dante leaps into action like anyone with half a brain would and...
...politely asks him to leave and then heads inside...
...what is this, Canada!?
Even our kilted friend is confused!
He won't be missed.
Dante then decides that now is a good time to go the bathroom. His plot senses are tingling.
Meanwhile, Ratsel and Yoshi just finished a game of ball. Yes, another one.
This is just like The Room so far.
2spooky
this somehow amuses Spp
Meanwhile, people are lining up to take a leak as Dante takes a while...
...could this be the conflict we're waiting for?
"G-guys? Is it okay if I move in with you? Donte is making our lives a living hell and he even managed to use the tongs and the ceiling fan to make an urethral--"
"Oh hi Yoshi! Fancy seeing you around, m8!"
"How's my dragon-loving bro doin'?"
"YO! IS SOMEONE IN THERE?"
"I can assure you, there's more than one person here!"
The bathroom's getting mighty cramped now.
Also, Yoshi is a cow now.
Meow.
"So how goes the ar--"
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, Vat is enjoying the TV
and by "enjoying the TV" I mean LITERALLY just the TV
Meanwhile, nobody seems to leave the bathroom, and instead seems like more people are coming down
Ratsel, Spp, Lia, Ment and Donte then decide to do some small chit chat while they're there.
How come everyone that's talking to Yoshi ends up talking about nukes?
This bathroom's getting CUHRAYZEE!
Guys, the toilet is RIGHT THERE. If everyone would just go out and take a leak in order, your problems would be gone.
"It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!"
"WHY WON'T YOU GO FIRST!?"
As the shenanigans ensue inside, Diabeetus-tan, Phoenix and Draco decide to visit!
Everyone seems to be too worked up about the bathroom to notice
Vat, who is not involved in the bathroom brawl, notices this
and invites them in, with utmost politeness.
"What's with all the racket going on at the bathroom!?"
I ask myself the same thing, Yoshi
"I AM THE LAW!"
Vat, no, that's Diabeetus-tan. Not BEATORICHE nor Lia. She's taken.
[cuhrayzee intensifies]
And Ment? Orion's right behind Lia. Just turn around a bit.
And while they're all stuck in the bathroom, why don't ya enjoy some random chit chat inside it, huh? It's not like some people need to use it or anything!
"BASEBALL'S FOR CASUALS"
This has insulted Ratsel with all of his might
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a segment I like to call "EAQUALITY", where EA's QUALITY AI coding is shown in full force.
And if you're wondering what was up with the music in that video, well, Draco went inside the karaoke room and decided to use it for the first time.
Look at how happy he is!
...too bad nobody's there to listen to him.
"Hey guys, what's going on in this--"
"OH GOD, IT GOT WORSE!"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE"
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE."
"HEY YOSHI! I TAKE IT BACK! I'M NOT STAYING IN THIS PLACE!"
Meanwhile, Phoenix distracts himself with a little bit of Karaoke
Making this the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY for Mentle to NTR Diabeetus-tan offa him.
[PANIC LEVELS: MEDIUM]
While everyone cannot hold their bladders, Vat decides to pleasure himself with something to drink.
OH SHIT!
Lia's bladder levels have gone into a critical state! She might piss herself!
Everyone's telling each other to move, but nobody's budging an inch!
"JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL!~"
Aw crap, now Ment and Orion are about to blow!
...that did not sound right at all.
Followed by Ratsel shortly afterwards.
And now almost everyone's got an uncontrollable urge to pee!
THE HECTICNESS RISES EXPONENTIALLY
IS THERE ANYONE WHO'S NOT BEING SUBJECTED BY THIS TORMENT!?
Oh right, Vat isn't.
DOSH.
FIRST BLOOD!
Lia just pissed her pants as she couldn't hold it any longer!
Apparently pee is blue.
"Screw you guys, I'm going hoooome!"
Ment just peed on Ratsel, as Diabeetus-tan just wants to leave!
DOUBLE KILL!
This makes Ratsel wet himself, and on Ment's already large puddle!
MULTI-KILL!
...Yoshi, the toilet was right the fuck next to you!
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Spp then proceeded to SPeePee his pants.
[THAT JOKE WAS BAD, AND I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR IT]
Thanks to all the piss lying around, everyone started stinking.
A lot. To the point that they were choking on their own fumes.
This was too much for Yoshi to handle, as he began to cry immediately afterwards.
"Hi everybody! I just managed to double my weekly income thanks to Phoenix and I am sure hungry for something great tonight! Who's ready for some--"
"..o-oh...
...you know what... I'll just... leave you to your... uh..."
"...just watch me, I'll... I'll feed myself with my right hand, and clean the house with my left...!
I'll take a potato chip...
...and eat it!"
So all in all, this was a highly uneventful day for the Second Family, as the only one that had any sort of fun in this house was Vat. Lia and the rest went to take a shower immediately afterwards.
That's the Second family for ya, ladies and gents!
Join us next week (or so), where we will discover...
...WHO WAS GUEST!?NEXT WEEK (or so)'S EPISODE!
Third ain't Bronze! The Gold Team family arrives!
Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Even in the sims....me and DA are bros.....also i got the damn toilet...i just missed the bowl.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Lia has begun puberty.
I dub this episode the Apeecalypse.
I dub this episode the Apeecalypse.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
I give this episode a piss/10
ALSO STILL LAUGHING
ALSO STILL LAUGHING
Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Piss plus.Diabeetus-Tan wrote:piss/10
Also I think house 2 should be gold team after this episode.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Literally toilet humor
10/10
10/10
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
This update pisses me off
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Clearly after Dante used the restroom we all wanted to bask in his glory. but then the restroom got too crowded and no one wanted to drop their pants in front of him.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
I am hyped for next update.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Still can't believe house 3 is real. I thought for sure it would be trashed because of the people in it, or rather the lack of us in it.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
As far as I can tell, it's only really me, you and Stalin that aren't really us. Even then, look at Vat and Leo's sims. I'd say my sim is at least similar to theirs.
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HAPPENINGUS MAXIMUS
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
- This week's episode!:
- Ladies and genltemen...
...we will not be visiting the Gold Team household just yet! Let us first see what have our lil' Donte survivors been doing!Episode 3: Part 1
Third ain't Bronze! The Gold Team family arrives!
When we last left out citizens, they were having a nice bowl of Diabeetus-tan Chowder
all the while Soapdish drew his heart away.
Meanwhile, DA decided to take advantage of the top floor's solitude and decided to take a shower.
Phoen seems a bit worried about what's going on behind his back
...and with a good reason, too! Alpar is learning from Donte's SSSADISTIC eating habits!
"I-I.. uh... *whistles*"
Meanwhile, Scept is in the can
On the other can, DA believes he's a pirate, rowing the bathtub away. "Yarr! Avast! And all that scurvy shit!"
"...the fuck is wrong with you? People need to use this, you know!"
Fed up with his lack of creative freedom, DA then decides to call dibs on that fancy shmancy bed
nice job, sim Me.
"You winning, bro?"
For some strange reason, Diabeetus-tan and Phoenix decide to not share a bed, but instead sleep not even remotely close to each other. Soapdish decides to sleep next to Diabeetus-tan, though.
"There's no way in hell I'm gonna sleep with Draco! I'd sleep with anyone else, except Draco!"
Oh Alpar... be careful of what you wish for...
And for some reason, Donte made a lot of chowder for himself.
And by a lot, I mean A LOT!
He has TWO WHOLE BOWLS!
HE'S MAKING A MESS, TOO! I'd hate to imagine what poor bastard has to sleep with Donte.
Psst, if you don't wanna sleep with him, go sleep with me!
"What the fuck do you mean 'Sleep with you'?! I ain't sleepin' with no crazed weird fetishist!"
...yeah, fuck you too, Scept.
"..e-everyone went to sleep without me!"
"Why doesn't anyone want to fucking sleep with me? Why won't anyone..."
"...love me?"
"Wait a minute, hold the shitty phone"
Donte's right! Time up for a second. Is he actually gonna sleep with Alpar!?
"Why is there a sack-a-shit Asian sleeping in my fucking bed?!"
Oh... almost.
"Can anyone here let me move this fucker?"
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Sorry Donte. You're on your own.
Donte is getting more and more MAD about Alpar being in the way.
Diabeetus-tan dreams of one of her many favorite things
while Draco dreams of his #1 favorite thing
7 ingame hours have passed since Donte started raging about Alpar being in his bed
And it looks like they'll become 8!
Oh wait, looks like Soapdish woke up early.
"Oi mate! My bed's free if ya want it! I'll go git some breakfast!"
...ungrateful prick.
And thus, Donte's sleeping like anangelasshole.
Meanwhile, Papa Soapdish goes down to the dining table to see...
...that all the chowder's gone bad!
...uh... Nick? What are you--
OH SWEET JESUS, WHY!?
After emptying his bowl and noticing something was off
he decides to clean up everything and leave no trace.
Rise and shine, sleepyheads! It's 6 AM ingame and everyone has to get prepped for... whatever!
Oh jeez, not this shit again!
Oh wait, I forgot this family has at least half a brain.
Scept decided to start his day with a bit of healthy singing
even if Donte's asleep.
Too bad he's not suffering enough. Talk about narcissism!
The shit Soapdish has to put up with is incredible.
As he takes out the trash, we get a nice little announcement, everybody! School time for Scept and Alpar!
While Alpar takes a bath, Diabeetus-tan stares imminently at the toilet bowl for some reason.
She has not lifted her gaze from it... she's been staring at it for the past 3 minutes...
...nothing can unphaze her observation of the toilet bowl's abyss...
...nothing, except of course
SURPRISE NAKED ALPAR!
Uh, guys? I think you dropped some toast...
"u wana go m8? ill bash ya fookin head in, i swear on me mum"
"I AM YER MUM, YA CUNT"
It's not very effective.
For being the victor of the Spaghettibowl, Diabeetus-tan gets a well deserved (and much needed) bath.
The loser and his pet get to ride the short bus school.
And once again, Soapdish is the one doing the cleaning
As everyone else slacks off
...except Diabeetus-tan, who decided that the bathtub needed some completely necessary scrubbing.
All in all, it was a good morning for the Thunder Cougar family
Even Donte, who actually managed to get some sleep!
Join us next week, where we--
MUDADA!
...wait, what?
The next guest wasn't Vorgil at all, Halolz!
It was me!
DIO!
...oh... shit...
[♪♫♪]
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
In my defense, the only reason why I probably stood there naked after the bath was probably to look for my mom.
AND SO I DID.
Yeah no that's a terrible excuse... uhh...
LET'S KEEP THE SHENANIGANS GOING!
Hopefully with the Sims version of me knowing at least basic manners
Also someone help. My sides. That ending.
I can't get over how he looks.
AND SO I DID.
Yeah no that's a terrible excuse... uhh...
LET'S KEEP THE SHENANIGANS GOING!
Also someone help. My sides. That ending.
I can't get over how he looks.
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fucking dropped. -999/10. terrible.DA wrote:...we will not be visiting the Gold Team household just yet!
but no, you do good work, DA
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OH GOD DIO WIL STEAL DIABEETUS AND DRAIN HER!
good episode,keep it up mate.
good episode,keep it up mate.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
Looks like we get the best mascot, no complaints here.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
.......Wait, can Dio turn other sims into Vampires (assuming he's a vampire)?
If he can't, then yeah, we have the best mascot.
If he can, well, we still have the best mascot but we'll all be vampires by the end of the year.
If he can't, then yeah, we have the best mascot.
If he can, well, we still have the best mascot but we'll all be vampires by the end of the year.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
> Hate Vampires
> Lives with one
It's like a sitcom setup only.
With Dio.
> Lives with one
It's like a sitcom setup only.
With Dio.
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Re: Halolz Mafia Sims - The audience is being watched
I can't believe I didn't read this sooner. This is what happens when I don't use the Internet for a while.
DA, I must say your sim is quite ruggedly handsome. Could do with putting more clothes on around the house though.
I had to take breaks reading this at work to contain my laughter. I love how compared to team Thunder Cougar everyone in house 2 were getting along great until the piss tsunami happened. And Vat with his shit eating grin skipping all toilet problems like a boss.
Me going around the house having to clean shit up for other people? It's like looking into a living Maxis mirror.
In closing, DA you are hilarious and I fucking love this. So hyped for the next episode. I really hope that Dio is the first one to kiss someone.
DA, I must say your sim is quite ruggedly handsome. Could do with putting more clothes on around the house though.
I had to take breaks reading this at work to contain my laughter. I love how compared to team Thunder Cougar everyone in house 2 were getting along great until the piss tsunami happened. And Vat with his shit eating grin skipping all toilet problems like a boss.
Me going around the house having to clean shit up for other people? It's like looking into a living Maxis mirror.
In closing, DA you are hilarious and I fucking love this. So hyped for the next episode. I really hope that Dio is the first one to kiss someone.
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